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It's Time For T.M.I = MISTRESSFIST (5156 hits)

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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-12-27 14:56:07 EST

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:28:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:25:44 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:04:50 (#)
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George Bush is a Cancer. So am I. Both proofs that your theory that Cancers take care of everyone makes little sense.

Note: Astrology is retarded.
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There are both positive and negative traits to all signs. Some people embody some traits but not others.

Note: Fuck you.
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You look like you're in a bad mood. Is Neptune bothering you?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:25:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:04:50 (#)
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George Bush is a Cancer. So am I. Both proofs that your theory that Cancers take care of everyone makes little sense.

Note: Astrology is retarded.
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There are both positive and negative traits to all signs. Some people embody some traits but not
others.

Note: Fuck you.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:04:50 EST (#)
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George Bush is a Cancer. So am I. Both proofs that your theory that Cancers take care of everyone makes little sense.

Note: Astrology is retarded.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2006-01-01 21:17:03 EST (#)
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Hahahaha.....astrology......hahahaha

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-31 09:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've always wanted to see what a coffee house slor looked like

Submitted by Zerobootfuck (user info) at 2005-12-31 09:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, what an ugly bitch, you must have been the town pogo stick back in college.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-30 20:39:28 EST (#)
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Rape Sunday!?!?! Sacrelicious!!!

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 19:20:59 EST (#)
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SHE IS AN ALTER: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 12:16:16 EST (#)
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smooth move sticker dick.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-30 11:12:05 EST (#)
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RATS FOILED AGAIN!

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-30 11:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 11:09:49 (#)
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it should read "method is my baby daddy."
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LOL, that was a good one.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 11:09:49 EST (#)
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it should read "method is my baby daddy."

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-30 11:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:57:21 (#)
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MistressFist, I currently do not believe that you are a real girl. In fact, I think you are a certain person's alter. Until you post a picture holding up a sign that says "Method is my daddy", I shan't believe anything you say.
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You are such a fucking retard. I'm psychic, remember? The only reason why you want me to hold up that sign is so that you have spank fodder for the wanking of your mutton steak. Nice try, love.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:57:21 EST (#)
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MistressFist, I currently do not believe that you are a real girl. In fact, I think you are a certain person's alter. Until you post a picture holding up a sign that says "Method is my daddy", I shan't believe anything you say.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

prove you have the lube first, and the whiskey. i could probably do without the lube but i definitely need the whiskey.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:41:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

every day is free porn day for me. i be the luckiest girl in the world teehee
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Are you a porn star? Do you do anal? I'm looking for a good Valentines present for my husband. Me thinks you will do just fine. Get in my van, missy.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

every day is free porn day for me. i be the luckiest girl in the world teehee.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:32:29 (#)
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I wish I were a princess. Then I could enact all sorts of things, like Free Porn Fridays, Fuck your Sister Wednesdays (optional), and my personal favorite: Rape Sundays.
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Bloody hell. It's no wonder you fit in.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:32:29 EST (#)
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I wish I were a princess. Then I could enact all sorts of things, like Free Porn Fridays, Fuck your Sister Wednesdays (optional), and my personal favorite: Rape Sundays.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MistressFist, you look like the one everyone thought was going to win Australian Princess.

Uh...

Not that I ever watched Australian Princess.

What have I done?

*clicks Rank*

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-30 05:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If there is a cooler Uber-chick than MistressFist, I haven't seen her.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-29 23:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it wrong that when I saw this on most heated, I was afraid it would be "It's Time For T.M.I = MISTIAMOON"???

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:27:35 EST (#)
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Vegas details, oh yeah: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally

Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Live it up.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:26:55 (#)
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Man, these are getting not so interesting...

No but this is.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Ditka
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Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:26:55 EST (#)
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Man, these are getting not so interesting...

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 00:47:00 EST (#)
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Munkey - I am...but I picked it because it filled the necessary syllable requirements, and because I figured it'd sound funny.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-28 23:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-28 22:18:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

not everybody who says 'wicked' is from boston.

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'My boys 'wicked' smaaaaht'

I'm not from Boston. I just like to say 'wicked'.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-28 22:18:55 EST (#)
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oh, you meant the widespread acceptance of rape.

carry on then.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-28 22:18:20 EST (#)
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not everybody who says 'wicked' is from boston.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-28 21:05:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:03:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Rapeblood is red
And masking tape's grey,
Unwilling women
Make wicked great lays.

haha.. I am guessing you are from the northeast?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 20:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

if i wasn't just waiting on my ride i'd say i was a sad lonely bum for responding to this at 8pm. and contrary to O's poem, crazy people are better lays than the "hard to get."

what's this bout dick sucking? didn't see previous thing where i said i'd be a fluffer. me and jeanneee can switch hit.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 20:00:28 EST (#)
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but I'm so very timid in real life!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-28 18:56:11 EST (#)
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Method, stop whoring yourself over the internet.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 18:40:42 EST (#)
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Come on now Jeannee, you know you still have a special backstage pass to come suck my dick whenever you'd like.

You're my #1 ho

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:19:48 EST (#)
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So this is where we come to suck Method's dick, is it? I'm jealous of your new whores, George. I'm going to pout and cry now.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rapeblood is red
And masking tape's grey,
Unwilling women
Make wicked great lays.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:41:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

stalk me first, it's only polite.
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LOL...Method is nothing if he's not polite. I think she's asking for it, like all those other rape "victims".

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:41:43 EST (#)
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stalk me first, it's only polite.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I

SAID

GOOD

DAY

wait....I'm SUPPOSED to rape you?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:39:34 EST (#)
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i need more rape. i should do the ups guy, i'm closer in age to his 5 yr old daughter than him, but he's still actually hot.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:29:49 (#)
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I'm a teddy bear, I've never raped anyone = (
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But it's what every girl wants. I've seen your pic, you hottie.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:34:29 EST (#)
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cuz they've all been willing.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:29:49 EST (#)
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I'm a teddy bear, I've never raped anyone = (

You've besmirched my good name. I shall now say good day to you, ladies.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:26:47 EST (#)
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if he is he should pick the end without teeth to start with.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:25:39 EST (#)
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that's ok, if you really wanna be me feel free. plenty of girly underwear for you to wear.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:24:01 (#)
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so next question... i think i'm getting sick, what's the best thing for when your vision is moving without permission and you feel like you got punched in the nose?
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Is Method trying to rape you?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:24:20 EST (#)
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gleamed....gleaned.....one of those two.

I dunno, I'm not a good talker = (

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:24:01 EST (#)
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so next question... i think i'm getting sick, what's the best thing for when your vision is moving without permission and you feel like you got punched in the nose?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You shouldn't give out personal info on this site, inion. Thanks to you giving out your initials, along with other random facts I've gleamed through your posts/reviews, I now have your full name, social security number, home address, phone number and date of birth.

More than enough info to sufficiently stalk you Eric D. Rice style.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wait KS are my initials. omg could i be kristy swan???

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

See you fell right into my trap.. HA!!!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:18:12 (#)
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i'm gonna kick my own ass for that set up don't worry.

hahahahahaha

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:18:29 EST (#)
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I don't know who CS is....Did you mean KS?

I DO look fuckin good in a wig, but still, that's not me.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm gonna kick my own ass for that set up don't worry.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:16:06 (#)
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Oh, whatever Method. We know CS is your alter. You're just wearing a mask and put nail polish on.
Stop lying to everyone already.
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I think Tiger is on to something....

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:16:06 EST (#)
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Oh, whatever Method. We know CS is your alter. You're just wearing a mask and put nail polish on.
Stop lying to everyone already.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Even Kristy Swan agrees

http://stuff.ubersite.com/1088805512345820988/1/method.bmp

Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Outstanding. What a hottie.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:08:27 EST (#)
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I am going to get "Method is my Daddy" tatooed on my ass.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:08:25 EST (#)
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That's right bitch, I'm yo daddy

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:06:24 EST (#)
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so if we were all his brainchildren... would that make him our daddy?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 16:03:17 EST (#)
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It's all urban legend. Folklore, if you will. I get accused of a whooooole lot more than I'm responsible for. I just find it amusing and play along.

Yeah, that's the ticket......

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 15:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would really love a rundown of all of Method's alters. He must have so many since every girl on here has been accused at some point of being his brain child.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 15:08:28 EST (#)
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ya know that was just funny. so when are you gonna prove i'm not your alter? stalk me baby, stalk me good.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 15:04:25 EST (#)
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You want an example of how fucking nuts ETS is?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/68618

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 13:48:34 EST (#)
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so says your shrink?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 13:39:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-28 13:33:03 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:40:30 (#)
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I cant believe ETS is doling out mental health/psychoanalysis advice. He is THE MOST fucked up individual on this site, and perhaps in the Western Hemisphere. Don't listen to a word he fucking says, he's got issues they haven't even discovered yet

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What the hell are you talking about? I'm way more sane than any of YOU!

Linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81626

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-28 13:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:40:30 (#)
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I cant believe ETS is doling out mental health/psychoanalysis advice. He is THE MOST fucked up individual on this site, and perhaps in the Western Hemisphere. Don't listen to a word he fucking says, he's got issues they haven't even discovered yet

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 13:15:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-12-28 13:00:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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You suck it.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-28 13:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:24:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

You know you want to do one of these about me.

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No. I would rather just 'do' you! ;)

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-12-28 13:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 12:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woman bashing? wow that is rough sex.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-28 12:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-28 12:23:07 (#)
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I still say, and I will until my dying day, TMI: Jay Peg woulod be HUGE.

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The picture would be HUGE, that's about it.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-28 12:23:07 EST (#)
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I still say, and I will until my dying day, TMI: Jay Peg woulod be HUGE.

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-12-28 12:18:15 EST (#)
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General populus - I believe that Master Fist would be the correct name, as I originally stated.

MF - Excellent response. You get the patented Armchair Psycoanalyst Seal of Approval. Barring, of course, the possibility that you are lying or unaware of the way your childhood is effecting you in reality (i.e. manifesting as your "quirky" sense of humor, etc.).

All I'm saying is that I'm sure you know who you are and what you are doing, but if you end up leaving the good Master for Shlongy, I'll be able to say "I told you so."

And then everyone else will say, "You told us what? Who the fuck are you? Shut up and go back to lurking, dipshit."

And then I'll say, "Yeah. Okay. Sorry. I was just leaving. Sorry."

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 12:04:03 EST (#)
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<begin woman bashing>

See, the thing with that is, you broads are expected to have mental issues, schizophrenia, OCD, manic depression, etc. In fact, it's kind of hot. I like my women to be a little nuts. ETS, however, as feminine as he is, is still a guy, and therefore should not suffer from the same ailments that you broads do.

<end woman bashing>

<runs for the hills>

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 12:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you realize method... i could very well be the female version of ets. i think i create issues. but then again that's probably a female anything.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:59:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:40:30 (#)
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I cant believe ETS is doling out mental health/psychoanalysis advice. He is THE MOST fucked up individual on this site, and perhaps in the Western Hemisphere. Don't listen to a word he fucking says, he's got issues they haven't even discovered yet

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Which is PRECISELY why people SHOULD listen to me! You know...

...or die.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm not taoist. and after whoever the hell started doing the tao of pooh and the te of piglet i started to seriously hate mentioning it because i picture a fluffy orange turd.

no butt. butt is only for love.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:53:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:39:16 (#)
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then you realize you were more useful on zoloft right? waaaaay more useful.

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What? I can still get it up! Only now, I can explain to you the general precepts of Taoism while I bang you in the ass.

More useful? I guess you'll never know.

You poor poor bitch. :P

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Crap. Meant to give another +2.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:48:28 EST (#)
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She's right...it'd be MasterFist.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:46:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:40:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

wouldn't it be MasterFist? i though mister is paired with madam. master and mistress... i'll shut up for a minute.
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I dunno? You are probably right... I never thought about that.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:40:44 EST (#)
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wouldn't it be MasterFist? i though mister is paired with madam. master and mistress... i'll shut up for a minute.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:40:30 EST (#)
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I cant believe ETS is doling out mental health/psychoanalysis advice. He is THE MOST fucked up individual on this site, and perhaps in the Western Hemisphere. Don't listen to a word he fucking says, he's got issues they haven't even discovered yet

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:39:16 EST (#)
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then you realize you were more useful on zoloft right? waaaaay more useful.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:38:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by CRUNKY40 (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:19:36 (#)
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Plus 1 beacuse you live in the Garden State. ya!!!!!!!
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I just KNOW that this one is going to write some deep and stirring fiction, the likes of which hasn't been seen since I last claimed to be good in bed....

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:38:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:19:35 (#)
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But for how your activities here effect Master Fist, I'm sure that you are a big girl and that your activities here are all just harmless fun. The only thing I would ask is, does the good Master know anything about your activities here?

If not, it may be time for a little more reflection. That was really all that I was hinting at.
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MisterFist knows about Uber. I've shown him my posts and he knows about my Method and Shlongy joking. I have nothing to hide from my husband.

And as for my "hyper sexuality", be assured that MistressFist is a character...my sense of humor is pretty dirty to say the least, and this website is a good outlet for the kind of humor I have and cannot express in my day to day life for obvious reasons.

My sense of humor has nothing to do with my childhood...so when I post things like, "I fucked Richard Pryor" or "Badass Characters I Fucked", it's a joke. That's my humor. My real sexual history is rather normal and vanilla compared to that of MistressFist.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:37:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

zoloft will stop you from thinking. you can be like that happy rock.

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Zoloft, in the limited time I took it before discontinuing use, not only made me think less, but it gave me a raging hardon that lasted for days on end.

So yea...I guess I was a happy rock.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:24:24 EST (#)
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You know you want to do one of these about me.

Submitted by CRUNKY40 (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:19:36 EST (#)
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Plus 1 beacuse you live in the Garden State. ya!!!!!!!

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:19:35 EST (#)
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MF - It wasn't a dig. Merely an observation that for all your study of psychology and your meditation on your past you are doing a good job of being the textbook epitome of a neglected/abused little girl all grown up.

Let me clarify by stating however, that this observation is based solely on what I have seen of your posts and replies recently - that is to say, it is based on a very limited sampling of who and what you are. I'm sure the side you present on Uber is only a very limited part of who and what you are, I just think it is interesting that you come here and present yourself as one of the new breed of sexually adventurous/aggressive females and then drop the little bombshell about having a shitty childhood. It is just so much of a psychological cliche (as I'm sure you are aware) that I find it either extremely sad or extremely humerous. I can't make up my mind which.

But for how your activities here effect Master Fist, I'm sure that you are a big girl and that your activities here are all just harmless fun. The only thing I would ask is, does the good Master know anything about your activities here?

If not, it may be time for a little more reflection. That was really all that I was hinting at.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

zoloft will stop you from thinking. you can be like that happy rock.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:10:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

see you just over thinked again. yeah i had to say it like that.

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I could out-overthink anyone, I think.

If overthinking were a sport, I think I'd be the world champion, I think. ;)

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

see you just over thinked again. yeah i had to say it like that.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:52:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

at some point... you think too much.

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Sometimes I think that to think at all is to think too much.

Mistress: I wasn't judging you as much as I was commenting on beliefs in general, although it's interesting you'd think I was making 'sweeping statements' about you alone when I clearly said "that's what we're ALL DOING".

Besides, you just contradicted yourself when you said you weren't trying to fill some spiritual void, then proceeded to tell me how you use tarot and astrology as a meditative device. What is meditation if not a means to some spiritual end?

All the lovely definitions...

They're all so much details.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-12-28 08:38:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Kates, email me and I will tell you about my Christmas in NJ with a hundred full blooded Italians. Wow.

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You got it Tobes.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

at some point... you think too much.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm all for confronting shortoming and being observant and mindful of your own behavior, but tarot cards and astrology seem a little like a mental crutch to me. When you consult them, you are looking to fill a spiritual void. You're trying to make an orderless world appear more orderly. You're trying to give your life meaning by ascribing significance to pure coincidences. Not that that's remarkable considering that's what we're ALL DOING.
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I don't think you know me so well to make the sweeping generalization that I use them to fill some spiritual void. For me, they are simply meditative devices....one sort of tool I use to gain perspective on an issue. It is no different than prayer or affirmation work, IMO.
There are whole parts to my spiritual discipline that you are unaware of, so don't make sweeping generalizations about me based on my interest in tarot and astrology, or even psychology. They are simply tools, not a religious belief system for me. We are all searching for meaning here, who are you or I to judge? I see all aspects of life as orderly and coincidental, all at the same time.

As a Pagan, I see beauty in the universe each and every day. Most of my messages about life and perspective come from nature and my deep connection to the divine, whatever that may be.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:01:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not that learned in astrology...I just know a bit about my signs and how the characteristics apply to my own personality. Tarot is a way for me to meditate on problems, and the different cards allow me different perspectives on how to view a situtation. I don't "run" to either to solve my problems, or consult psychics every 5 seconds. I'm not a crack pot new age hippie freak looking for the newest fix on enlightenment, or the newest guru to take my money and solve my problems. The history of tarot (and astrology) is quite extensive and thousands of years old. So I wouldn't call them crap philosophies, but that's OK that you feel that way. I am confident enough in my own decisions to not let that sway me. And as for dealing with childhood issues, I did it the old fashioned way - therapy and self-reflection, working on my issues, confronting my shortcomings and interpreting my behaviors. I also have training in traditional psychology as well....which at one point in history, was considered crack pot science.

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Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Psychology was considered a crackpot science because in some ways it IS a crackpot science. The fundamental problem with science or any system of belief is that they're all based on some measure of faith - the basis of some being more material than others. Science is what it is because it only accepts premises which can be varified in a variety of situations and by a variety of different people with repeated testing. Some premises or assumptions are so basic, they are never questioned by anyone except maybe the insane, like the fact that we exist at all.

I'm all for confronting shortoming and being observant and mindful of your own behavior, but tarot cards and astrology seem a little like a mental crutch to me. When you consult them, you are looking to fill a spiritual void. You're trying to make an orderless world appear more orderly. You're trying to give your life meaning by ascribing significance to pure coincidences. Not that that's remarkable considering that's what we're ALL DOING.

None of us want to live in a world with no majick, so we choose to keep our quaint beliefs and religions around so we don't go crazy in a purely mechanical world where we are nothing more than automata carrying out the program of our genes in the user interface of the universe.

Welcome to the nihilistic end of science.

I guess the real question is: is the universe interesting or beautiful enough on its own to curb our boredom?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:03:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

But hey, I ain't here to judge nobody. I think married women flirting in explicitly sexual ways with random men on the internet is a normal, fun, dignified and perfectly harmless way to pass the time.

Get down with your bad self Misstress Fist!
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Methinks this was a dig, no? It's hard to tell...

I'm in bed every single night with my husband....I adore him, cook for him, clean for him and do my other wifely duties. I will bet my entire bank account that if I met all of these guys that I joke around with, they wouldn't try to lay a hand on me. Shlongy may be a UberPerv, but I can tell he loves his wife, and would never try anything behind her back.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think that 5'4" thing at the foot of your bed may have been Shlongy. He smells out potential sexual conquests like a bloodhound does an escaping chaingang worker. The description seems to fit. Dd it say:

-2 DIE, dicklick. Now show me your tits.

NO? Could have been an apparition then...

I get a couple of extra days off and missed out on all the fun.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:07:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:03:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF?!?! You like the smell of Philly?

You're a fucking wackjob.... I demand we hang out!
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No, that was sans dog shit, homeless people and Philly. I hate Philly. Love the pubs, hate the smell.

But I am still fucked though. You live close? Get in my out of state van maybe?
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Yeah, I'm in Montgomeryville. We got a mall.... that's about it.

But I won't get in your van.... it will give me flashbacks.

*shudders*

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:36:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

If by kick my ass you mean "rough foreplay followed by an intense night of wild passionate animal sex", then by all means, go for it.
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as long as there's no grudge fucking my butt.

ETS, you really really need to calm down. valium, xanax, pot, do something dude. i'm just counting down the minutes till your heart attack. and really any way you put it, no one has a fucking clue how the world got here and why people are stupid. you read into it too much. in the end all theories are, still, just theories. as soon as you come up with all the pieces to the puzzle let the world know. we'll worship you or something. or turn the tv up.

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ETS forgot to mention the part about "Daddy wasn't around much, was he?"

But hey, I ain't here to judge nobody. I think married women flirting in explicitly sexual ways with random men on the internet is a normal, fun, dignified and perfectly harmless way to pass the time.

Get down with your bad self Misstress Fist!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:23:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

"what's crazier, big bang theory, creationism, or astrology."

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The big bang theory is based on the objectively observed and quantifiable red shift of the light coming from all other galaxies in the universe. That hardly belongs alongside creationism or astrology.

SFagnumb PI: Where the FUCK did that come from? I am one of the few people here who DOESN'T have his head in the sand.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:47:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

I think somewhere along the line, you've overcompensated for your mother's abuse, and your unhappy childhood by buying into a bunch of crap philosophies you don't really need, i.e. tarot cards and astrology.
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I'm not that learned in astrology...I just know a bit about my signs and how the characteristics apply to my own personality. Tarot is a way for me to meditate on problems, and the different cards allow me different perspectives on how to view a situtation. I don't "run" to either to solve my problems, or consult psychics every 5 seconds. I'm not a crack pot new age hippie freak looking for the newest fix on enlightenment, or the newest guru to take my money and solve my problems. The history of tarot (and astrology) is quite extensive and thousands of years old. So I wouldn't call them crap philosophies, but that's OK that you feel that way. I am confident enough in my own decisions to not let that sway me. And as for dealing with childhood issues, I did it the old fashioned way - therapy and self-reflection, working on my issues, confronting my shortcomings and interpreting my behaviors. I also have training in traditional psychology as well....which at one point in history, was considered crack pot science.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:47:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Personally, you seem like a nice girl, BUT...

I think somewhere along the line, you've overcompensated for your mother's abuse, and your unhappy childhood by buying into a bunch of crap philosophies you don't really need, i.e. tarot cards and astrology.

The human mind will find order wherever it looks hardest for it.

Disregard this review if you are Method.

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Yeah, like the way your whole personality is clouded by denial.

Way to over-analyse there, ilikerhinocerusbuttseckssyndrome.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:36:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

If by kick my ass you mean "rough foreplay followed by an intense night of wild passionate animal sex", then by all means, go for it.
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Hey, save some of that Spunkopita for me, Method. I hear the Greeks have plenty to go around. And we German girls are built for the ridin' (and the shizer!)

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was good. I think I like MistressFist.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Personally, you seem like a nice girl, BUT...

I think somewhere along the line, you've overcompensated for your mother's abuse, and your unhappy childhood by buying into a bunch of crap philosophies you don't really need, i.e. tarot cards and astrology.

The human mind will find order wherever it looks hardest for it.

Disregard this review if you are Method.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:36:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

If by kick my ass you mean "rough foreplay followed by an intense night of wild passionate animal sex", then by all means, go for it.

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Call me Method.

WTF??????

-Dave

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If by kick my ass you mean "rough foreplay followed by an intense night of wild passionate animal sex", then by all means, go for it.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey method 27 ain't that bad, that's only four years older than me. wait are you saying i'm getting old??? wtf. i should kick your ass for that.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:06:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll eventually get to go to another Ubercon. I need to sit down with a drink and have a long chat with the Mistress. We seem to have some interesting things in common.
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Yes, yes, that sounds great!

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll eventually get to go to another Ubercon. I need to sit down with a drink and have a long chat with the Mistress. We seem to have some interesting things in common.

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-12-28 08:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can see, by my obvious omission from the list of users MF would fool around with, that I must be losing my touch. I shall get back to spraying the uber babes with my intoxicating wit and showering them with my unrelenting charm once again.

Hey Kates, email me and I will tell you about my Christmas in NJ with a hundred full blooded Italians. Wow.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-28 08:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought you were Method's alter?

I'm cornfuzed

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-28 07:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still think you are method.

good thing for me I'll fuck anything with a hole.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-28 06:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Working on it Thorpe.

-Dave

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-28 05:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bloody hell, where is everyone? I see this up on the MRR and it's because of the review I wrote an hour ago. In that time I managed to have dinner, drive down to my mate's place and pick up his Xbox, get pulled over by the cops who laughed at me for driving my mother's car, and de-louse my budgie.

AND YOU MISERABLE PEOPLE COULDN'T REVIEW NINE POSTS??

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-28 04:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I, also, thought you were Method.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-28 03:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-27 23:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Or would that be WHOSE shenanigans. As in "turn off the noozle at the end of the whose."

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-27 23:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who's shenanigans now? Eh? G??? I AM G.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-27 23:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This reeks of G's shenanigans.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-27 22:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:25:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

Goddamn hippies, with their silly 'astrology' and 'tarot cards' and 'chakras'. It's all bullshit, I say. BULLSHIT!

I'll bet you wear patchouli.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-27 21:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fucking hippies!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-27 21:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh wow. You guys sure do suck a lot of cock.

I mean that metaphorically.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And not to overlook the obvious: You are one cool chick, MF.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These are getting better and better. I think that once people realized that they could open up and not get trashed by all the haters around here for expressing their feelings the thing just exploded.

Great concept, TigerDoll.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-27 20:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hooray for mistrissfist

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-12-27 19:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I think it has more to do with the right hand being on the remote/mouse.

Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2005-12-27 19:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Lay off the chick heroin.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-27 18:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I suppose when I get home tonight I should plug in the laptop and check my email then?

Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-12-27 18:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:22:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooooooooooooooooooooh FUCK Philadelphia.
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Don't do it. You will get teh AIDS for sure.

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"The Dying Prince of Phil-Air"

Iiiiiiiiii fucked Philadelphia, got teh AIDS
From the fat fucks and homeless that I got drunk and laid
Condomless, bareback, I thought it was cool
Until my HIV test proved I was a fool

When you're tag-teamin' guys you should wrap it up good
Or else you'll get some virus in your neighborhood
I took a shot in the ass, had cum in eyes and my hair
And a few days later I went to the doctor and got scared

I begged and I pleased as they read the results
But they packed up my lab tests and sent them to my folks
They gave me a 'scrip for Videx before I left
I put my walkman on, said "fuck man, I can't beat death."

Full-blown, yo man, I got owned
Shouldn't tap those asses like a touch-tone phone,
Who'd have thought I'd get sick from those fat fucks, so white?
Hmm...but they were all so tight!

I whistled for a cab, and it pulled to the curb
Saw the driver tokin', chillin', hittin' the herb
I didn't have cash and so I paid him in trade
Bumped my stick inside him near the penny arcade

I rolled to my house about eleven or twelve
And yelled to the cabbie "Yo, I'll see you in hell!
'Cause I've got teh AIDS, and now you've got it too!"
I hate Philadelphia, but what can you do?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hello Mistressfist!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Get in my out of state van maybe?

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pedo much?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm 27 = (

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:16:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooooooooooooooooooooh FUCK Philadelphia.
That is all.
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Don't do it. You will get teh AIDS for sure.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

<statement about how cool the T.M.I. series is and/or how cool TigerLilly is for owning breasts>

<statement about how cool the Mistress Fist persona seems to be and request to see her breasts>

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oooooooooooooooooooooh FUCK Philadelphia.
That is all.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:03:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF?!?! You like the smell of Philly?

You're a fucking wackjob.... I demand we hang out!
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No, that was sans dog shit, homeless people and Philly. I hate Philly. Love the pubs, hate the smell.

But I am still fucked though. You live close? Get in my out of state van maybe?

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-27 17:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF?!?! You like the smell of Philly?

You're a fucking wackjob.... I demand we hang out!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:44:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:24:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, MF, you're really a cool fucking chick. We need to beat rad's meat.

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oh thats so fucking sweet

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...See, I told you I was nice.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:44:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:24:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, MF, you're really a cool fucking chick. We need to beat rad's meat.

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oh thats so fucking sweet
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Hahahahahahahah!!!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:24:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, MF, you're really a cool fucking chick. We need to beat rad's meat.

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oh thats so fucking sweet

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:57:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

My birthday is Jan 9th. I'm a Cap. Tell me what you know about Caps.
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Happy early birthday Tiger. Mine's Jan. 3rd, we should share a bottle!

This series is getting better and better, MF you seen like a really great person to sit around a campfire with and shoot the shit. If I lived closer to you people I would definately be setting up a 'Boobercon"

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'll hold my breath.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:23:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, i'm serious. that's what it supposedly is. the gravitational pull planets have on you at the time of your birth. then again what's crazier, big bang theory, creationism, or astrology. it's not like there aren't a million retarded things out there to explain why we do who and what when.
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astrology is far crazier than big bang theory, creationism, or evolution.

wait for my post tomorrow

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wait wait wait, how old is he now?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, i'm serious. that's what it supposedly is. the gravitational pull planets have on you at the time of your birth. then again what's crazier, big bang theory, creationism, or astrology. it's not like there aren't a million retarded things out there to explain why we do who and what when.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:55:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

well technically astrology is physics. it's effect the gravities that each heavenly body has on your brain chemistry at the time of your birth, if you go into all the calculations and true work for it, it's all angles and distances. einstein would probably have a blast with it.

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<head explodes>

no.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wear shoes. My favs are my crocs, my black leather sandals, and my hiking boots.

And I never said I was a hippie.

Happy Birthday Method!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somebody, send him an "e-gina gram" Where's Urbane?

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope you at least wear shoes, MF.

Most hippies don't.

These interviews keep getting better...

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:12:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:12:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:07:38 (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:09:51 (#)
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mmmmmmm.... dark hair. Wow, mistress fist mentions me as a possible good romantic time. I am humbled. Also a women who enjoys the outdoors. A question to you Mistress:

Have you ever smelt, and you will know what I mean if you have been there, that sweet smell of dry desert sand at high elevations in New Mexico, Utah or Arizona. It is really sweet, and you can taste the freshness of it on your tongue. I can not describe in words, but, yea.

You rock, love to meet you sometime.

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read as:

Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS?

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On to me, shit.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:07:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:09:51 (#)
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mmmmmmm.... dark hair. Wow, mistress fist mentions me as a possible good romantic time. I am humbled. Also a women who enjoys the outdoors. A question to you Mistress:

Have you ever smelt, and you will know what I mean if you have been there, that sweet smell of dry desert sand at high elevations in New Mexico, Utah or Arizona. It is really sweet, and you can taste the freshness of it on your tongue. I can not describe in words, but, yea.

You rock, love to meet you sometime.

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read as:

Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:07:08 EST (#)
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Awesome I'll check that out. Thanks

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:04:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:57:31 (#)
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My birthday is Jan 9th. I'm a Cap. Tell me what you know about Caps.
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Well, I know they are strong willed, practical and stubborn, they are the do-ers. It is a cardinal sign, element of Earth. That means you are "down the Earth", a solid person in mind. I'm not that schooled in astrology, there is soooooo much to know about it. But I will tell you that your moon sign is more important than your sun sign. The rest of the world uses moon signs in their astrological data. The west is hooked on sun signs for some reason. To determine your moon sign, google an ephemeris, and add your DOB and time of birth, it will tell you your moon sign. Then look that up. It might be a better fit for you, if you find your sun sign to not be a good representation.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:04:31 EST (#)
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poor Tim

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:02:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:50:00 (#)
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...but people who believe in astrology and physics are fucking retards.

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Newtonian or quantum physics?

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-27 16:00:41 EST (#)
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Reiki? Crystal? Tarot? Psychic abilities?

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:57:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:50:19 (#)
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Oh Orgasmatron, I'd fuck you all the way to Pluto and back.

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Ok, I'm not THAT long.
Neptune, I can reach, though. Which is convenient, because I've always thought that my three-pronged dick resembled a trident.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:57:31 EST (#)
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My birthday is Jan 9th. I'm a Cap. Tell me what you know about Caps.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:55:51 EST (#)
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well technically astrology is physics. it's effect the gravities that each heavenly body has on your brain chemistry at the time of your birth, if you go into all the calculations and true work for it, it's all angles and distances. einstein would probably have a blast with it.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:52:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:50:00 (#)
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i'm not really big into judging other peoples' beliefs...

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...but people who believe in astrology and physics are fucking retards.

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I'm sure Albert Einstein and Steven Hawking would disagree.
Now, if you are talking about psychics, then to each his own.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:52:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:43:23 (#)
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YAH THATS A PRETTY BIG FUCKIN TYPO, DONTCHA THINK, GRANDPA?

HERE, HAVE SOME METAMUCIL AND SIMMER DOWN
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:50:42 EST (#)
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ahhhh fuck.

i said physics, and i meant to say psychics, however the fuck you spell that phony word.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:50:19 EST (#)
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Oh Orgasmatron, I'd fuck you all the way to Pluto and back.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:50:00 EST (#)
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i'm not really big into judging other peoples' beliefs...

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...but people who believe in astrology and physics are fucking retards.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:48:20 EST (#)
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I don't know or care who you are. I just think you chose a cool name, and your comments amuse me.

Believe me, I KNOW about the former.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:46:32 EST (#)
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Read THIS moon.

Shlongy's a "Leo", in the seventh house of the rising sun...or something along those lines.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:46:09 EST (#)
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Gee willikers...you seem like a pretty cool person.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:45:21 EST (#)
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All right mateys... everyone who wants a Mistress reading, email me at mistressfist.at.gmail.com.
This is a good time to do it, as we're coming up on dark moon on Friday, the best time of the month for clairvoyant shit and all. This is what I need:
Your gender
Your question, or a subject area if you can't think of a question
Your first name if you feel comfortable enough to tell me
Send a pic if you want, or any other descriptors that you think would help

I'll do the reading, and email you with my observations and such.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:43:23 EST (#)
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YAH THATS A PRETTY BIG FUCKIN TYPO, DONTCHA THINK, GRANDPA?

HERE, HAVE SOME METAMUCIL AND SIMMER DOWN

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:43:09 EST (#)
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Hmm..."And I'd bang Orgasmatron to get a poem written about me."

Hey now. How about a little "I'd totally ride the O-train because he's as hot as the surface of the sun poured gently across the bare chests of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, and as long and thick as a Hickory Farms Beef Stick." Is that too much to ask?

I mean, what am I - some sort of dog and pony show?
"I Rode The Orgasmatron And All I Got Was This Stupid Poem."

Great.

Oh, and good interview by the way. Way to go and have a personality and whatnot.
One of the best so far.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:43:03 EST (#)
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Anytime I hear someone say they saw a ghost all I can think of is this:

"Go get 'em Ray."

I love Ghostbusters.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-27 15:41:52 EST (#)
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Auto + 2 for "good taste" in men.

Except for that Method typo.

Submitted by loki (user info)