What i learned about Japan (979 hits)
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Submitted by Putainquejel'aime (View user info) at 2005-12-28 00:11:27 EST
1- Those girls are some of the horniest I have ever met
6h30pm -meet after school
7h00pm -Karaoke (i have a bad voice !)
7h22pm -making out in her apartment
2- Not many black guys in Japan ...especially not with green eyes
3- Stuff is expensive
4- It's hilarious to catch your students drinking after school(i teach)
Student;" Kaguya-sensei !! Um .. we not drinking !!This juice !!"
5- Japanese bread always has shit in it , stupid filling
6- The booze is extremely sugary and fruit flavored , almost no punch at all !
7- Drinking and going to the strip bar after work with your coworkers/boss is perfectly normal
8- Taxis are fucking crazy , costing 40 bucks to go 2km
9- Almost all my female students tried to pull moves on me
10- Purikura rocks !
And yes , McDonalds exists here too !! They always seem surprised to hear we have them in America/Canada.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There sure are a lot of Japs there...that's for sure.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-29 18:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-28 01:03:42 (#)
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I'll post some cute school girls in my next post
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you'll get +2s for life from me & Williamson
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-29 03:21:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:51:51 (#)
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drunk +2
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-28 21:03:11 EST (#)
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MistressFist ; yup , it's true , you can buy schoolgirl panties if you want too.The most expensive ones are those with the " first menstrual blood marks ".
Sublime; Content de voir un autre francophone !!
Submitted by Clark_Kent (user info) at 2005-12-28 18:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/81643
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
un mcdo en japon, jaurais jamais cru
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-28 14:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I heard that you can buy dirty underpants worn by Japanese teen girls in vending machines. True?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-28 12:33:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-28 05:45:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
AAH THE PICTURE'S TOO BIG!
The only things that I like from Japan are Battle Royale and Guitar Wolf.
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Guitar Wolf and Teengenerate.
And Japanese schoolgirls.
Submitted by CRUNKY40 (user info) at 2005-12-28 11:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dont like Japs especially after World War 2.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, fucking Japan. I lived there for three years, in Yokosuka (south of Yokohama, and even further south of Tokyo). What a fucked up place. I do miss CoCo Curry and Chu-Hai stands, though.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-28 09:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more bukkake...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-12-28 07:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
cool man
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-28 06:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That was semi-amusing. But crop the pic a bit next time.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-28 06:26:31 EST (#)
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you need to chec k out Guitar Vader
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-28 05:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAH THE PICTURE'S TOO BIG!
The only things that I like from Japan are Battle Royale and Guitar Wolf.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-28 02:11:19 EST (#)
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11- They all think I'm a towel-boy in the NBA
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-28 01:03:42 EST (#)
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I'll post some cute school girls in my next post
Submitted by EvilGav (user info) at 2005-12-28 00:36:23 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for horny school-girls.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-12-28 00:23:16 EST (#)
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shit... maybe I should just leave Uber alone while drunk
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-12-28 00:22:20 EST (#)
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another +1 for my dumbass misspelling of 'they're'
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-12-28 00:20:12 EST (#)
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Love Hotels aren't all their cracked up to be.
And that makes me sad... sad in the pants.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-28 00:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck ... should of made it smaller