Oh Yeah, I Forgot - It was Christmas.... (480 hits)
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Submitted by Ex Lux Astrum (View user info) at 2005-12-28 05:15:54 EST
Jesus Wept, then Puked...then Laughed
In Bethlehem, on a star-filled night,
A baby breathed from a straw-filled manger,
And from this world, Darkness fled in fear of Light,
And in the hearts of men, Peace replaced anger.
=Angels sang, sleepy animals sighed, and Wise men cried=
So the boy grew to Man while spreading his word
Hoping His message of Love, by all, would be heard;
But men took this Love and cashed it in for coin,
And to the cross dragged Jesus, nailing hand, foot, and groin.
=Demons sang, sleepy animals sighed, and Wise men cried=
Every Christmas- Past, Present, and those to Come
Have spoiled people wondering "will this be the one?"
For in our greed, corruption, and complacence,
We nervously know He'll appear, re-nascent.
And when He walks again this sullied Earth,
Deja-vu shall crucify Him, mocking this re-birth;
But, He thinks, smiling, "Dad, this time not just Sodom and Gomorr'h,
Please purge the whole damn planet, and then, some more!"
=Earth sang, sleepy animals sighed...there were no men to cry=
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Submitted by Clark_Kent (user info) at 2005-12-28 18:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/81643
Submitted by ChicoV (user info) at 2005-12-28 10:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i think i just sneezed with my eyes open.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-28 06:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more rape.