Random Text Message Fun (749 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.35 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Stan> (View user info) at 2005-12-28 17:20:00 EST
So sitting here at the office I get a text message. It goes like this...
Them:
"Playa
U*Nichole*U"
So I respond with: "who is this?"
Them: "Nichole from cec"
Me: "Cec??"
Them: "chuck e cheese"
Me: "umm I have never been there before"
Them: "is this glena?"
Me: "no definitely not"
Them: "o sorry"
Me: "HAHA you got a fake number, better go clean the ball pit then hang yourself"
Im still waiting for the reply, but I thought it was funny...
User Reviews
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have "-2DIE!!!" the stupid sum'bitch.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i dont know why i liked this, but it doesnt speak well of me.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-12-29 05:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fucking monkey I cock I just came all over your baby brother...
and he liked it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the shit?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-12-29 00:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's a ball pit? Sounds lewd.....
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-12-28 23:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
worst comeback ever
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-28 20:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not even mad
that's amazing!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-28 19:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
positive rating, how?
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-12-28 19:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Clark_Kent (user info) at 2005-12-28 18:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here http://www.ubersite.com/m/81643
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-28 18:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
.............
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-12-28 18:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-12-28 18:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
man, I'm glad i read this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, it's not.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You could have -2 them and told them they sucked at life.
Submitted by StanleyBostitch (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"There are REASONS for the regulations motherfucker. "
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone called me a couple weeks ago and it was clearly a fake. Still, it always seems like more fake numbers are handed out than dialed... Maybe some of the lonely bastards picking up the fake just go along to get along until it doesn't matter anymore. Hmm... people are sad.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck you. I lost a brother in the ball pit back in the days when they didn't have to clean them every night.
There are REASONS for the regulations motherfucker.
We couldn't even give him a funeral. Hell, we don't even know if he's really dead, but after so many years . . . you have to assume . . .
<weeps>
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-28 17:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh.
It's loads of fun cleaning out the ball pit if a little kid pisses in it.