i try to say good-bye and i choke...damn bone got stuck in my throat.. (666 hits)
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Submitted by <angeleyz2317.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-28 20:34:16 EST
so i quite my job the other day. i put in my two weeks notice like a good little girl and decided to wait out the hell i knew i was going to go through. "april april why are you quiting??" after about the 40th answer i finally just started telling people that my psycologist thought it would be best for me not to work around food after the lawsuit...stoped people from asking a lot faster than i thought. my manager, who happens to be an ex military general, thought that it would be fun to make april miserable during her last few shifts. he found it quite funny to sneak up behind me and yell"GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU DAMN GIRL" everytime i was in the office. all be it that my ass is not fat at all, but i guess that was the irony...damn man. i told him that i was going to go home and kill myself that night because of him and he just smiled his nasty little satanic smile and said "i hope you go home tonight, drowned yourself in whiskey and stare down the barrel of a 357...that would make my day." nice guy. he also decided to hide all of the jackets from me so that anytime i needed to go outside, and man there were all the random jobs i kept getting recruted to do, i had to go out, in the rain, and for some odd reason the door would be locked when i got back...i couldnt imagine how my luck could run that way. i happened to be working a double that day, to save up as much as i could to better the transition from job to job. i got off for a few seconds, enough to go grab some really fast food, scarf it down, and be back to be a waitress. damn people. how is someone going to complain and complain about not having food, then tell you how wonderful there 50 dollar meal was...pay with a 100...and then leave you a dollar. for all you people out here that didnt know this WAITRESS'S WORK FOR 2.13 AN HOUR. we stayed on a wait all night and what did i make? 30 bucks....enough to fill up my tank to make my way back to work again to restart the whole stinking cycle. but did i complain? no..i kept telling myself only 1 1/2 more weeks.. so i go in again the next day, after working 8 hrs at my first job, having a sick child, and not enought sleep. i ask to go home early if anyone comes in to take over a shift. they let other people go home first. i went to the manager of the day, a really stupid bitch, and said..."why didnt you let me go??" "oh..i forgot" just like you forgot to redye you fake blonde hair that looks like someone took a lawn mower to it. i told her i was really pissed. she told me i needed to get my priorities in order so i looked at her and said i just did and walked out. i figured hey...you screw me and ill screw you right back. so there bitch..
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-30 14:21:21 EST (#)
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I'm not reading all that
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2005-12-30 14:12:03 EST (#)
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Hi, now fuck off.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-29 17:11:37 EST (#)
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haha. alter-alarm.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:38:15 EST (#)
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solid writing
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:33:03 EST (#)
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I just had a stroke reading this.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:22:30 EST (#)
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WHY'D YOU HAVE TO MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICaaaaaaATED.....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:08:32 EST (#)
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yeah.... no.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:07:43 EST (#)
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so I stared my post with "So I" and therefore earned myself a -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:52:30 EST (#)
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Sorry your first post didn't go so well. Here's some good advice: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81671
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:42:43 EST (#)
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-2DIE!!!
(Welcome to Uber. Learn to use punctuation, correct sentence structure, paragraphs... oh hell. Don't bother and just don't ever post again. Fucktard.)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:11:39 EST (#)
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MY EyES! MY EYES!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 00:27:26 (#)
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NIPPLES WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S WARM
NIPPLES ARE THE BODYGUARDS THAT KEEP ME SAFE FROM HARM
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S MIDNIGHT BLACK
NIPPLES FRESH AT DAWN
NIPPLES ARE THE SPRINKLER SYSTEMS WATERING MY LAWN
NIPPLES ON DOLPH LUNDGREN'S CHEST
NIPPLES WHEN I CRY
NIPPLES CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW FROM THIS -2 DIE
Hahahahaahhahaha
Um, Do you know about capitilization, punctuation, and that it is allowed, even preferred that there be some white space to facilitate reading? I would guess that you do not know about any of it based on whatever the fuck you "wrote" up there.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:37:03 EST (#)
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whine whine whine
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:05:59 EST (#)
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GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU DAMN GIRL!
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-29 03:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:51:51 (#)
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drunk +2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:17:02 EST (#)
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Read the first 4 words.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 00:27:26 EST (#)
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NIPPLES WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S WARM
NIPPLES ARE THE BODYGUARDS THAT KEEP ME SAFE FROM HARM
NIPPLES WHEN IT'S MIDNIGHT BLACK
NIPPLES FRESH AT DAWN
NIPPLES ARE THE SPRINKLER SYSTEMS WATERING MY LAWN
NIPPLES ON DOLPH LUNDGREN'S CHEST
NIPPLES WHEN I CRY
NIPPLES CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW FROM THIS -2 DIE
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-29 00:07:28 EST (#)
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No Comment needed
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-12-29 00:06:47 EST (#)
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I'm glad you quit, that sounds horrible. I don't think restaurants should be allowed to pay waitpeople less than minimum wage, based on the assumption that they'll make up the rest in tips. (Is this still legal?) Given the choice, many people won't tip adequately, or at all. Some can't afford to. Most don't know that the waitperson is getting screwed.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-12-28 23:43:27 EST (#)
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thats all i see
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-28 23:38:38 EST (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-28 23:02:29 EST (#)
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Please oh please , start using paragraphs ...
Ditto to Skrapmetal !
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-28 22:11:13 EST (#)
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jiz bank
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-28 22:09:26 EST (#)
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same as below
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-28 20:55:23 EST (#)
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Auto "so i quite my job the other day. i put in my two weeks notice like a good little girl and decided to wait out the hell i knew i was going to go through. "april april why are you quiting??" after about the 40th answer i finally just started telling people that my psycologist thought it would be best for me not to work around food after the lawsuit...stoped people from asking a lot faster than i thought. my manager, who happens to be an ex military general, thought that it would be fun to make april miserable during her last few shifts. he found it quite funny to sneak up behind me and yell"GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU DAMN GIRL" everytime i was in the office. all be it that my ass is not fat at all, but i guess that was the irony...damn man. i told him that i was going to go home and kill myself that night because of him and he just smiled his nasty little satanic smile and said "i hope you go home tonight, drowned yourself in whiskey and stare down the barrel of a 357...that would make my day." nice guy. he also decided to hide all of the jackets from me so that anytime i needed to go outside, and man there were all the random jobs i kept getting recruted to do, i had to go out, in the rain, and for some odd reason the door would be locked when i got back...i couldnt imagine how my luck could run that way. i happened to be working a double that day, to save up as much as i could to better the transition from job to job. i got off for a few seconds, enough to go grab some really fast food, scarf it down, and be back to be a waitress. damn people. how is someone going to complain and complain about not having food, then tell you how wonderful there 50 dollar meal was...pay with a 100...and then leave you a dollar. for all you people out here that didnt know this WAITRESS'S WORK FOR 2.13 AN HOUR. we stayed on a wait all night and what did i make? 30 bucks....enough to fill up my tank to make my way back to work again to restart the whole stinking cycle. but did i complain? no..i kept telling myself only 1 1/2 more weeks.. so i go in again the next day, after working 8 hrs at my first job, having a sick child, and not enought sleep. i ask to go home early if anyone comes in to take over a shift. they let other people go home first. i went to the manager of the day, a really stupid bitch, and said..."why didnt you let me go??" "oh..i forgot" just like you forgot to redye you fake blonde hair that looks like someone took a lawn mower to it. i told her i was really pissed. she told me i needed to get my priorities in order so i looked at her and said i just did and walked out. i figured hey...you screw me and ill screw you right back. so there bitch.." -2