That Uberbury Tales thing Made Me Remember Something Real Shitty I Wrote 3 Years Ago. (406 hits)
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Submitted by Dan Theman (Oh boy, he's original) (View user info) at 2005-12-29 00:41:39 EST
I had an English assignment Freshman year (High School.. I'm only 17, yo.), where I had to add a character to the Canterbury tales.
So, I'll grace this little beauty's prescence on all of yous guys. Here it is, in it's entirety, unedited, nothing done to it.
There was once a man,
Or less of one, if you'd prefer.
Since he seemed to always be fond of a Him, rather than a Her
'Twas a rather queer trait he possessed,
For the pretty ladies that he knew
Were very far and very few
Never before has anyone seen
A man quite so Fabulous as he,
This man, trekking to Canterbury.
So off like a light,
He met up with that sorted bunch
With his DARLING new handbag, carrying his lunch
Along the way on the journey
He had to clear the air, something to say.
He rounded everyone up and told them..."I'm Jay."
I had you going, you believed it to be true.
You thought that he was about to say
"Oh yeah, I'm a fag, too."
LOLZ
k. I'm gonna see how much of my old old school stuff I can dredge up. Maybe some of it will be decent? I'm really not in any mood to really write anything new, as if anybody cared to begin with.. right?
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 09:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best day in uber history +2
Submitted by Wickedriser (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh, it happens.
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The comments of the Uber babes confirms it...no virtual boy-toy action for you chump.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yep, that was pretty shitty.
And what the fuck is with insanedoc? "I might be reading that sometime in the near future"?? Dude, it's not a ski trip or a cruise or scaling a mountain, it's a fucking book. You get it, read it, put it on the shelf. Takes about a day and a half.
It doesn't require forward planning.
Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2005-12-29 00:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, that was hilarious! I might be reading the Canterbury Tales in the near future...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-29 00:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You, boy, are retarded.