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It's Time For T.M.I = BADASSMOFO (4775 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.84 on 129 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-12-29 00:56:22 EST

User Reviews

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:36:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-01-03 05:58:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit, when me? And what's this trip thing? Is there yet another uber get together without me?

You know, when I get up there next year, you all better not be too tired from partying without me... Cause I want Ainkaracon. Ainkaracon2006 woo!!

Ok I'm done.

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Does anyone have this chicks e-mail addy?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best Evar!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ainkaracon.
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sounds like a fun event
p.s Badass is MIA

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-01-03 05:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit, when me? And what's this trip thing? Is there yet another uber get together without me?

You know, when I get up there next year, you all better not be too tired from partying without me... Cause I want Ainkaracon. Ainkaracon2006 woo!!

Ok I'm done.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-02 05:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

stalker.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-02 00:23:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-31 22:42:00 (#)
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I sent at least 2-3 emails to your aol.com, tigerlily. I would think you would have recieved them, unless aol is now randomly deleting/blocking shit...
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Try to not include autistic ramblings like "him, said with a smile, You should have moved your master not to ill, but to good, will. The Dogs House IN THE WINTERTIME, a Dog curled" and sending mail from champ.at.autard.com

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-01-01 23:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aw, that was nice.

Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-01-01 23:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You wouldn't take D in the B for a million bucks? Jesus, what's wrong with you?!?!?!

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-01 15:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

!

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-01 08:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Only reason badass is still on the most heated is such he's such a cool motherfucker. (At least he's fooled me into believing that).

And maybe because Tiger's such a sweet babe that anybody and everybody will read her.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-31 23:14:59 EST (#)
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when the fucks it gonna be my turn to do this shit?

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-31 22:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I sent at least 2-3 emails to your aol.com, tigerlily. I would think you would have recieved them, unless aol is now randomly deleting/blocking shit...

At least aol cds make great coasters...

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-31 22:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tigerlily, didn't I email you a while back asking if I could be in TMI? I thought I did...

Submitted by Zerobootfuck (user info) at 2005-12-31 12:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

= )

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-31 11:46:47 EST (#)
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Probably.

Submitted by Zerobootfuck (user info) at 2005-12-31 11:30:00 EST (#)
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I am one of Methods numerous alters

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-31 11:29:21 EST (#)
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or Rad?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-31 11:28:01 EST (#)
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So, who's alter are you? Humm, I'll go check. HFCS?

Submitted by Zerobootfuck (user info) at 2005-12-31 11:18:15 EST (#)
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OH HOW WITTY YOU ARE

I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY, BUT I SEE YOU HAVE ME BEAT IN THE INTELLECTUAL DEPARTMENT!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-31 11:06:46 EST (#)
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Funny you should say that, because part of me is.

Submitted by Zerobootfuck (user info) at 2005-12-31 11:00:30 EST (#)
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Oh Tigerlilly, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were made of plastic. You are such a DOLL!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-31 10:49:18 EST (#)
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everytime I come to this post I look hotter and hotter

and yes that is a tapestry on my wall

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-31 10:41:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zerobootfuck (user info) at 2005-12-31 09:36:01 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:07:34 (#)
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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:30:31 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:19:34 (#)
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Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. Are you getting fresh with me? Tsk tsk.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Now what in the world would ever drive me to flirt with a beautiful, bubbly girl like yourself?

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You're just too damn sweet. Mmmmmuuuaaah

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I think I'm gonna hurl

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Try really hard not to choke on it.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-31 09:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I'm gonna hurl
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haha

Submitted by Zerobootfuck (user info) at 2005-12-31 09:36:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:07:34 (#)
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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:30:31 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:19:34 (#)
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Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. Are you getting fresh with me? Tsk tsk.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Now what in the world would ever drive me to flirt with a beautiful, bubbly girl like yourself?

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You're just too damn sweet. Mmmmmuuuaaah

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I think I'm gonna hurl

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:30:31 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:19:34 (#)
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Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. Are you getting fresh with me? Tsk tsk.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Now what in the world would ever drive me to flirt with a beautiful, bubbly girl like yourself?

______________________________________________________

You're just too damn sweet. Mmmmmuuuaaah

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:48:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:25:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally need to get profiled! How do I apply?
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Commit a string of atrocious crimes. That should do the trick.

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Would weekly sodomy sessions, running a coat-hanger abortion clinic in my garage, and being in charge of an assisted-suicide service do the trick?

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:25:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally need to get profiled! How do I apply?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Commit a string of atrocious crimes. That should do the trick.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:19:34 (#)
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Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. Are you getting fresh with me? Tsk tsk.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Now what in the world would ever drive me to flirt with a beautiful, bubbly girl like yourself?

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally need to get profiled! How do I apply?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. Are you getting fresh with me? Tsk tsk.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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My life will be complete once I make MVA. Everything in my life has led to this moment. I don't
have a speech prepared but I'll start working on one.
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You don't need a speech. Just show us why they call you "Soapy Tits" and that will be enough.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-30 20:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can you say "One Way Ticket to MVA"?

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-12-30 15:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Badassmofo is cool...

Now, TL, why don't you get an TMI Interview with uber's most notorious individual of the past: I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish. That would be a TMI to not miss out on right there.

Now make it happen!

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-30 15:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn you for being married.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-30 14:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-30 12:42:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

42,117 Hits on TMI posts as of the time of this review.

That's an average of 2477 hits per post across 17 posts.

TigerLilly is now only 18,383 hits from the MVA.

At her current rate of about 2 TMI posts per week, she'll be on the MVA in less than a month.

Just thought I'd share.

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My life will be complete once I make MVA. Everything in my life has led to this moment. I don't
have a speech prepared but I'll start working on one.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 12:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah i said that one one of these, just without the statistics. stupid numerical proof.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-30 12:43:42 EST (#)
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That's all provided Gibberish doesn't arise from the dead and begin posting again.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-30 12:42:23 EST (#)
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42,117 Hits on TMI posts as of the time of this review.

That's an average of 2477 hits per post across 17 posts.

TigerLilly is now only 18,383 hits from the MVA.

At her current rate of about 2 TMI posts per week, she'll be on the MVA in less than a month.

Just thought I'd share.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fags.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:55:18 EST (#)
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Although Häagen-Dazs and Lifetime with Method while everyone else skis is my idea of a good weekend.

I'll bring the Kleenex.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:06:55 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-29 18:31:49 (#)
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I'm coming to Ponoco.

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no fuckin way man! cool!!!

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I'm not going. I was just trying to destabilize my friend Badassmofo here.

I can't afford a skiing trip at the moment. I'm about to move to another apartment.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

out of tiger's cleavage.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If my girlfriend Bradley goes, I'm going

We can watch the lifetime channel together and cry while eating pints of Haagen Dazs.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-29 18:31:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm coming to Ponoco.

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no fuckin way man! cool!!!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-29 20:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well I can't wait to chill with you.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-29 18:31:49 EST (#)
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I'm coming to Ponoco.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-29 18:25:59 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/81676#1762583

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-29 18:15:25 EST (#)
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Man, I think badass and X should just get a room together in Vegas and let what happens there stay there.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:50:32 EST (#)
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You have no idea how much it bothers me to be at work all day with no computer access and no ability to reply to people on this.

Mother fuck.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:47:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

I just think Badass is as gey as they come
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kinda mean but I don't neccisarily disagree

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:47:57 (#)
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I just think Badass is as cute as a button.
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agreed!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like you badass, but I don't know if you have the right look to be offered a million bucks for a go at your bum. Don't feel bad, neither do I. And that's a good thing.

<weeps copious tears over being ignored for this series>

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:33:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

ME NEXT WOOOOOOOO!

This interview wasn't quite so much hysterical, but it was like reading 'Catcher In The Rye', sort of. Nothing too much really happens, but at the end you feel kind of good anyways.

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I missed the point of that book. Madre assured me it was an arse-kicker, but i just didnt see it

Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:49:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just think Badass is as cute as a button.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking liar.

You paid ME $25,000 to fuck your ass. Turn down $1,000,000.....ha

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You seem like an awesome guy with a beautiful family, Badass.

I had some cousins in Cinnaminaminson. Small world.

Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Badass: I am looking forward to meeting you even more.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:39:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:17:08 (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about badassmofo
User id: 15038
Registered on or around: 2004-12-29 12:57:36
# Messages posted: 141
# Reviews written: 5470
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 6079
# Hits: 178614
Average rating of all messages: 1.49

Today is my Uberversary, bitches!
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Holy shit! You post almost every other day. You need to spend less time in front of the pc and more time fucking your wife.

I ain't peeking in your window for nothin you know!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It doesn't matter, Jonny... I've been begging since the 3rd one, and nothing.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:33:01 EST (#)
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two assholes...you have TWO assholes! Thats the best thing ever!

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:26:00 EST (#)
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+2 for helping your mom.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:38:26 EST (#)
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I almost wonder if I should sign up for one of these...I would have to post a real picture of me, though eh?

But perhaps not, Method doesn't have to...

Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

When is my interview?

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ME NEXT WOOOOOOOO!

This interview wasn't quite so much hysterical, but it was like reading 'Catcher In The Rye', sort of. Nothing too much really happens, but at the end you feel kind of good anyways.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:22:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

Aqua net!!!! LOL.

I bet he likes the "tea bagging" part of the morning tea the best.
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Bahahahahahahaha. Mistress never fails to amuse me.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-29 12:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry to linkwhore, Tiger.
But I gots ta get the word out on Vegas.

WHO'S COMING WITH US?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81666

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-29 12:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ct... oh yeah that reminds me i'll be driving through nj again on the second, any chance i could get that deer meat?

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-29 12:28:12 EST (#)
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are you in jersey, inion_de_trua? or nyc?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-29 12:08:37 EST (#)
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we should get a tally of how many uberers are in new jersey. it might explain the smell on the turnpike.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-29 11:57:39 EST (#)
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Happy UberAniversary!!!

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-29 11:39:48 EST (#)
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You don't seem too Badass to me.

Seems like a genuine, pretty humble interview. I liked it.

-Dave

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-29 11:27:33 EST (#)
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w00t!

Next: Jay Peg

Seriously.
I'll even pay.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-29 11:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know about passing bart, but 4 more and she's MVA.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-29 11:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm just messin'.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I heard that Kim Chee's Bukakke Palace is romantic around this time of year.

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Is it a strip joint Bob? Because that is not wondefully romantic...

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:38:51 (#)
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Badass - you were stationed in Korea? My cousin is stationed over there and (to make a long story short) had a rough X-mas. Can you suggest someplace wondefully romantic for him to take his wife to make up for being an idiot? It would move you up in sainthood.

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I heard that Kim Chee's Bukakke Palace is romantic around this time of year.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:38:51 EST (#)
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Badass - you were stationed in Korea? My cousin is stationed over there and (to make a long story short) had a rough X-mas. Can you suggest someplace wondefully romantic for him to take his wife to make up for being an idiot? It would move you up in sainthood.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:35:05 EST (#)
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You rock Badass! I ought to know, I gave you your first review ever on Ubersite.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:28:41 EST (#)
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Jersey?

Which exit?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:25:34 EST (#)
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ya know, if tiger does enough of these things she'll surpass bart on mva eventually...

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:22:03 EST (#)
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Aqua net!!!! LOL.

I bet he likes the "tea bagging" part of the morning tea the best.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:19:13 EST (#)
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i have to say I have a soft spot for the boss. but i never wear acid wash! nor do i smoke menthols! and have a clean driving record.

oh and i smell like hermes perfume and have long straight blonde hair. no POUFY COIFF.

i heard badassmofo likes teh aqua net though!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you covered your fluffy head.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:16:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:55:28 (#)
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yes! they also assume we smell bad, drive worse, and have big hair and acid washed jeans and only listen to the boss and bon jovi.
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Leilani, you forgot the part about the pack of Newports and a bag of jolly ranchers in the purse.

I'm so not the Jersey chick stereotype. I smell like lavender (today), have long dark un-hairsprayed hair, am a good driver (zero accidents, knock, knock), have never owned acid wash, and I really hate jon bon and the boss. I prefer Ani D.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:14:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:11:27 (#)
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you just don't look like a tea man to me

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he uses the "special" green tea leaves.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:13:54 EST (#)
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Happy Uberversary, Jason.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:12:55 EST (#)
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Just kidding, dipshit. I better throw that in here before a flame war breaks out in the corner.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:11:34 EST (#)
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Wow. You're even less interesting than I thought!!!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:11:27 EST (#)
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you just don't look like a tea man to me

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:06:30 EST (#)
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Well Jeffrey, she can't send you the questions without your email address, now can she?

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:58:51 EST (#)
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Tigerlily, I wish to be interviewed please? :)

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:55:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:37:09 (#)
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Auto +2 for extra asshole, regardless of its lack of function.

You are a badass. A Joisey Badass! (you know that no one says Joisey, but everyone out of state insists we say it that way)
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yes! they also assume we smell bad, drive worse, and have big hair and acid washed jeans and only listen to the boss and bon jovi.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am getting kind of bored with these. they need more lies...call me tiger...hint,hint.

the last part about your mom was great.Now to me, you are indeed badass.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:37:09 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for extra asshole, regardless of its lack of function.

You are a badass. A Joisey Badass! (you know that no one says Joisey, but everyone out of state insists we say it that way)

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

badass!

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:20:38 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:00:06 EST (#)
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A million dollars my ass.

He wants to fuck me, and he'd do it for free.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:56:28 EST (#)
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My boy the Jersey Redneck is an auto +2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:40:38 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:18:32 EST (#)
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Oh you are tho gay in real life you big thilly man. Thtop telling thothe terrible lieth.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-29 08:08:24 EST (#)
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Yup.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-29 07:38:37 EST (#)
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Yup, still like these!

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:55:06 EST (#)
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Interesting.

Stop talking about the Poconos. You're all making me feel indequate and unloved.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:43:14 EST (#)
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but thats just a value judgement.

I WISH I HAD FRIENDS

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:42:43 EST (#)
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there are far too few C's and O's and N's in PoconoCon

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:17:18 EST (#)
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I can relate with you on many levels.

The PoconoCon is going to fucking rock.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:17:08 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about badassmofo
User id: 15038
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Today is my Uberversary, bitches!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:15:00 EST (#)
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Is this like +2ing your own post?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 05:53:54 EST (#)
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the shield makes my peener tingle

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-29 05:44:07 EST (#)
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I am wondering when the hell I get interviewed. ;)

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:50:10 EST (#)
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Yes and of COURSE i fucked up his last question. And really I'm sorry. But NOT REALLY sorry. I was booking my flight to LAS VEGAS!!! Dats right. BOOKED

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:48:03 EST (#)
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BTW, Vegas is gonna be the shit. Hope you and make it, bro.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:45:45 EST (#)
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Glad to see you finally up here, badass. I'm too drunk to read it now, but expect my scathing review tomorrow.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:35:33 EST (#)
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Alright bitches fuck the Pinnokio. I mean the Pocono's and I can't wait. BUUUUUT...I just purchased my round trip ticket to LAS VEGAS!!! That's right VEGAS. The New Year is already looking bright.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:29:53 EST (#)
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I have a bottle of astroglide in my jacket that I carry around for emergency use.

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:12:35 EST (#)
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fave bad ass mofo post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:08:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:01:01 (#)
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Do you have any idea how much stuff you could buy with a million dollars?
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no shit!...hot bath, 10 boxes of Fleet, no shit again and it's time to go shopping!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:05:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:01:01 (#)
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Do you have any idea how much stuff you could buy with a million dollars?
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In my neck of the woods?

maybe a 2 bed, 2 bath and a nice BMW.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-29 02:01:01 EST (#)
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Do you have any idea how much stuff you could buy with a million dollars?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:55:27 EST (#)
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This was a good one.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:46:04 EST (#)
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I don't what to think about this guy. He scares me. I'm scared. He is going to put all sorts of things in my bed. Things like astroglide and chips and what not...'A night in paris' .

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:28:36 EST (#)
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he wont take it up the butt for a million dollars.

he does it for free.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:03:26 EST (#)
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Ok, ok - so what if you were offered $1,000,000 to have a guy fuck your second, closed-up ass?
And would you prefer cash or a check?

Pretty good read.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:03:25 EST (#)
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I've always thought Badassmofo was really....well......Bad Ass.

Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:02:56 EST (#)
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I'll open up that up for you real nice like.

Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-29 01:02:04 EST (#)
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drunk +2