To the one I lost (828 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.41 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Dread Pirate Wesley <weasul-at-gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-29 06:13:34 EST
We met on the beach in Cape Cod. It was July 3rd, a year and a half ago. You were on your bike and you looked stupid. You asked my friend's and I if we spoke English. Of course we did, and I was the only one to respond. From that moment on we hit it off.
The first month I knew you flew by so fast. We had our first kiss in the lifeguard tower. It was a special one. I knew from that point on that you were no ordinary girl. You weren't just another girl, you were a genuine, caring person. At the end of the month, after a Pat Benetar concert (of all concerts to attend), you told me you wanted a relationship. I happily agreed. That day it was hard to wipe the smile off my face. A smile that wouldn't leave for eight months.
The next eight months were amazing. I shared the best weekend of my life with you. Your favorite band was Phish, and while I was a fan, I wasn't a huge fan. I ponied up a lot of money just to take you to their final show. It was the single most memorable weekend ever. But that's not all we did. We toured around upstate New York, we traveled throughout Vermont, we found cute little places in Cape Cod, we visited your family in Québec. We created memories together. Some of the best memories I have.
It wasn't all memories of places and things we did together. It was memories of an amazing person. I never realized the compassion humans were able to show until I met you. You opened my eyes to the world, to other people. I was a prick, an asshole, evil some might say, and then I met you. Violence and hate left my system, I actually felt love for others. I didn't know happiness, I didn't know compassion, all I knew was sadness, anger, and hate. You changed that.
Then, on March 20th of this year, I saw sadness in your eyes for the first time. I told you I wasn't sexually satisfied in our relationship. Your sadness quickly turned to anger. You physically struck me, condemning our relationship, saying it was your worst mistake. There were no prior signs, but made a fatal mistake. It was something we could have worked on, but the damage was done.
We tried for awhile. We were on and off for the next couple of weeks. Then, I made the drunk mistake. I went behind your back and made false, unjust, untrue accusations. That was it for you. You ended for good on April 9th, the day before my birthday. It was official. There will be no more mutual contact between us.
In the following months I acted scary. I acted like a stalker. I'd call you for no reason, I even drove up to your school just to see you. Six hours round trip for twenty minutes of time with you. Eventually, I gave up. I knew nothing would come of it.
That was then. I know eight months isn't a very long time to most. However, to a man who has too much time to think (almost eight months straight, minus four hours a night for sleep), it is. I was in love with you. I thought you were the most beautiful, the smartest, the most caring, the best. That feeling has passed. I am no longer in love with you. But you still are one of the most amazing people I've ever met.
Your life has certainly changed. You started your second year of school, you've met tons of cool friends, and have probably smoked way too much pot and partied very hard. Your thoughts of me have ceased for sure. But I still wonder, what are you doing? How have you been? I'm dieing to know. You had a more profound impact on my life than anyone else. Yet, I do not know who you are anymore.
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-17 05:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I had a way of wounding you.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Telling the object of love she looked stupid threw me out of the piece.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
auto "fucking up a princess bride reference" -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Avast you, me hearties!
This bum's ripe for plunder!
So get ye behind it and thrust.
Fresh meat! Can't be beat!
It's a hell of a treat!
To take it by force is a must!
There's gold in them buttsecks,
Dubloons for the grabbin',
Nuggets of booty that thrill!
His dead man's chest's open
Let's run him through, yarr,
A bucket of blood will he spill.
So tie him with rope, and
With sail-rip, bind,
We'll see what this pirate can do.
I'll start with the fuckin'
Rip first his behind,
And squirt out my hot minus two.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to Uber. Your duties and responsibilities are listed here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81671
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you weren't sexually satisfied. and her sadness turned to anger.
i would have fucked your best friend and planned it so you would have walked in on us.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-29 12:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:46:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have returned to ubersite... a changed person....
Nah, screw that.
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HAHAHAHA WOOO!
Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-12-29 11:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I lieked this girl. She was hot. She was everything I am not. I wanted to ride her. She said no you are a noob. So I slapped her boobie
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Now that's poetry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-29 11:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should be locked up, you fucking stalking asshole.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-29 11:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you may have accidentilly posted a letter to your woman on Uber. Before you send it you might want to do a rewrite to include amazing things like paragraphs and rephrase the whole thing so it doesn't sound like this:
I lieked this girl. She was hot. She was everything I am not. I wanted to ride her. She said no you are a noob. So I slapped her boobie (haha, see what I did there? noob rhymes with boobie). -2 die.
welcome to uber.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 11:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by psychabillyjean (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No grammar, no spelling and NO POINT.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
kill yourself
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-29 09:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Paragraphs aren't as overrated as you think.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 07:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was posturing.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2005-12-29 07:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
auto "fucking up a princess bride reference" -2
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If you're referring to me calling myself Wesley instead of Westley, I apologize. I have been called "The Dread Pirate Wesley" by my family since '87, when the movie was first released.
And why would I worry whether or not a random stranger on the internet is afraid of me or not?
Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel for you, sometimes we are not ready to have a relationship. Dedicate your life to the one who you will love in the future and let her go.
And use paragraphs like the one above.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I kind of enjoy how the last paragraph is seperated from the rest of the post. It shows that you learn as you go.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have returned to ubersite... a changed person....
Nah, screw that.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
for the record, I'm not afraid of you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I obviously havn't seen the movie in a while.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-29 06:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
auto "fucking up a princess bride reference" -2