To User 20,000 and Above: (2672 hits)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (View user info) at 2005-12-29 13:31:09 EST
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-29 10:33:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
the 'tards are out in force today.
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User Reviews
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-07-11 15:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES! THANK YOU! I now have an excuse to never post again. No more wasting time posting on Ubersite. I'm moving on to greener pastures.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-07-11 15:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that the second post on uber was probably bart dissing user number 2 for being a n00b.
When I first used to read uber, everyone with a user number over 5000 was a n00b... then it was 10000... in a year or two the 20000 users will be making posts about n00bs.....
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-11 15:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-07-11 15:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still sad about this one.
Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-01-04 09:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:05:35 (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, and?
We were all noobs once.
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Was Bart a noob when he created Uber?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-04 08:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:05:35 (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, and?
We were all noobs once.
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Profound.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, and?
We were all noobs once.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-01-03 21:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
there is no such thing as a noob on ubersite. there are only fuckwits and useful people. the user id number has nothing to do with this.
besides, as someone mentioned most users above 20000 (and in fact from 5000 upwards) are method.
boy, does he REALLY need to get laid.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-03 20:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smack fuck is back
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2006-01-01 18:33:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-31 04:43:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-29 22:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:18:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL this was t0taLlY Cool!!
WhaT D0eS STFU mean?
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at first i thought that it was like text message for stuff you but the i figured out that it is actually...Shut The Fuck Up!
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I thought that too once.
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What?! I never bloody knew that!
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I always read it as 'stuff you'
... which would have been ok in 1940s Britain
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2006-01-03 13:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love that damn guinea pig, and also the irate gnome. The stitch-mouth lady will give me nightmares.
Hmmm. I didn't realize I'd been hanging around this dive as long as I have:
#9529
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-01-03 02:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by evolved (user info) at 2006-01-02 23:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I may be a noob, but I've been a follower for years...
Submitted by TastyBeverage (user info) at 2006-01-01 20:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh F*CK U
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2006-01-01 18:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-31 04:43:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-29 22:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:18:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL this was t0taLlY Cool!!
WhaT D0eS STFU mean?
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at first i thought that it was like text message for stuff you but the i figured out that it is actually...Shut The Fuck Up!
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I thought that too once.
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What?! I never bloody knew that!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-01-01 15:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's probably the hangover, but I laughed hysterically at this.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-31 19:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about forensicgirl3
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You know, I vaguely remember a similar thread about all us horrid n00bs, retards, dipshits, mo's, and tards with IDs of 15,000 and above.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-31 07:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate the C-word, but Bruce Lee kicked ass in so many ways.
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Ugh. We used to have such a good time back in the pre-1500's. ;o)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-31 04:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-29 22:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:18:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL this was t0taLlY Cool!!
WhaT D0eS STFU mean?
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at first i thought that it was like text message for stuff you but the i figured out that it is actually...Shut The Fuck Up!
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I thought that too once.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-12-31 04:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Theres something to be said about the Google ad at the bottom saying "Go out and play"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-31 04:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there were like 900 users registered in that month between 19999 and me. that's almost 30 a day.
dammit method.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-31 03:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gonna print this out, hang it on the wall.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha.
Everything you ever wanted to know about SkinnyKenny
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I guess I'm old school. I'm in the 12000's. Last time I was here, anybody above 10k was a noob. I guess things changed.
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/19999
^
Barely made it!
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I believe that includes myself. Now, if you're right, then I'm *already* someone who sucks, so it makes no difference whether or not I negative you or not.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about jagmcmanus
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
barely made it-
#19667
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you realize that there are less than FOUR post per user!? How many thousands of users have joined Ubersite, taking up good user numbers, to post one piece of shit then go around -2ing everybody else just to make themselves feel a little better? It's a motherfucking disgrace.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-30 20:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Totally excellent. I love that badass baby about halfway down on the left.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Siren
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LONG LIVE UBERSITE!!!!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-12-30 20:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Average_Dan
User id: 20007
Registered on or around: 2005-06-24 15:46:23
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Dammit!!
I'm a real life retard though, so you were right on time!
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 19:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHos up for vegas then? http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-30 17:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Domo-Kun and Puppy vs. Dog
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-30 17:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Favorite - the German Shepherd and the puppy.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-12-30 16:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for you, man
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-12-30 14:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The pictures are great, noob.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Boon
User id: 19881
Registered on or around: 2005-06-20 16:46:34
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YOU MADE IT BUDDY!!!
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The hobo and the baby, those two are the best.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The chick with her mouth sewn shut cracked me up.
18457
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-12-30 02:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-12-30 01:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for stfu it has to be well known that we never can,thats cool man and deserves a plus 2.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 01:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-29 22:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:18:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL this was t0taLlY Cool!!
WhaT D0eS STFU mean?
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at first i thought that it was like text message for stuff you but the i figured out that it is actually...Shut The Fuck Up!
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OMG!1!1!
That so kiCkS A$$
Now I get HoW FunNy It i$!!!???11??!!LOL
ThIs P0$t is PhunNiEr ThAN MADDox EvEn Fo ShO
P.S been done before at 7000 users: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-12-30 00:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I'm 13,627
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-12-30 00:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EMT, that means you got banned. you said, did or posted something bart didnt like.
that proves youre a NOOB
so STFU
Submitted by FF_EMT32 (user info) at 2005-12-29 23:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, on this account, I'm over 20k... But my other account is screwed up, I can't get into it, it won't verify, no matter what email I use....so, I'm ok, right? (It was under 18k) Please, I'm scared. Help a fella out.
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-29 22:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:18:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL this was t0taLlY Cool!!
WhaT D0eS STFU mean?
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at first i thought that it was like text message for stuff you but the i figured out that it is actually...Shut The Fuck Up!
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL this was t0taLlY Cool!!
WhaT D0eS STFU mean?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Yoda one is brilliant.
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgive me. I was born this way.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ive seen, and used, almost all of these pictures.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-12-29 18:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So... you want people to... continue talking?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-29 17:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Doh.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-29 17:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice compilation of your own unique and individual thoughts.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe. I jumped in just before 10000...
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since I'm 2070, am I 1/10th of a n00b?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Xcuses
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Click "My Uber" and scroll to the bottom. You're user 19140. I'm not talking about you anyway.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know my number, but I'm sure you weren't talking about me...
were you?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm safe.....
...barely.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
stfu n00b
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold.
lots of love,
13084
Submitted by sleepingmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool, I'm in!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see how this message will miss!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lost it once I got to the picture of the German Shepherd freaking out at the puppy.
GREAT face on that dog.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank god I'm about 5k short of this cutoff.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-12-29 15:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
David the Gnome!!!
Sorry people suck so bad, but this was all funny.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I think all the new users are super!
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn and I thought I was lucky for getting 20005.
**huddles in corner**
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about interchange
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I'm safe.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I'm above 20,000 but I laughed. "How about a nice warm cup of Shut the Fuck Up." I can't wait to use that in my next arguement.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about BLITZKREIG_BOB
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Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#22446 here... go blow a goat FartSmeller.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, I'm # 21680. I guess I'll take the hint.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do you have a message for all those users under say, ooh 3000 just cos it includes me?
cos I do...WE ROCK OG STYLE WOOO!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can still remember the days when a user with a >2,000 number got this treatment.
I have never pasted my user "stats" or anyone else's. That's kinda gay.
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you're talking to me, but it's still funny
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Toy Machine?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. Thank you. Some asshole always comes and ruins what would be a perfect post for me.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-29 14:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a thousand pictures is worth a word!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to jump on you for being a n00b FartSmeller, but then I realised you are 2000 less than me, so I felt compelled to give a +2.
-(an apolgetic) Dave
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A picture is worth a thou... nevermind.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vegas, folks.
You wanna go to Vegas with other UberPals March 3rd.
Seriously.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81666
The 666 at the end is not a bad sign, I swear.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
seen all of these before. besides, internet elitism puts me off.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm 20863. but this still made me laugh.... i'll go choke on a dick now.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know if I am being addressed or not.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't laugh once, not even close. But that's not important.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about amen
User id: 19999
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Phew, this guy just made it, but he's not putting it to good use.
P.S. Fuck you, I don't have any alters
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:35:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm, should have clarified. With FEW exceptions, all users above 20k are either Method or just fucking real-life retards.
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I got your implication. Hence, the +2. <insert n00b winky emoticon)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU!!!!!
start the fisting, undoubtedly!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is all this anger really necessary?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sadly, this is an impossible dream.
Besides, we need a steady supply of idiots to mock - one must keep the rapier sharp, eh wot?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:34:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh FUCK OFF.
Love, user 20860.
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Mmm, should have clarified. With FEW exceptions, all users above 20k are either Method or just fucking real-life retards.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-29 13:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh FUCK OFF.
Love, user 20860.