What's in a Name: Jeanneee (1562 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2005-12-29 16:00:57 EST
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'What's in a Name: Jeanneee'
G and E looked each other over,
Standing so there, naked in line with the others,
Their brothers, sisters, all.
G had never thought she could love another,
Particularly one so...close to her
As E,
Knew it was wrong, like stealing tampons from your mother,
Or taking soup from homeless people,
Watching them stumble after you,
Rags all fluttery in the wind,
Until you kick them in the jimmy and laugh as they vomit on themselves,
(Again):
Knew it all the same, and yet reveled in her new arousal.
So rigid, so firm-formed,
So straight backed and right-angled, this E of hers,
Ready for the poking with that sturdy middle leg of his.
Wet she grew between her curves
And for these feelings couldn't find the words.
Brother born of initial wellspring, same as she,
A survivor of Cronus's hunger, before the titans came,
Before the Ns and Ps of the world,
Before the Silver age of the Alphabet.
Centuries spent together in close-bound love unrevealed,
Unknown and
Silent, as a fart in church.
"I know there are rules, and he is family," she thought
While the tingling inside her hard she fought,
Forgetting herself a moment,
Lost in his vowel eyes
And dying to hear his sighs as she shows him how gutteral she can be,
How hard or soft, depending on her usage,
"I want him to know how consonants make whoopie," she whispered to herself,
Blushing at her language.
What of the rules? The consequences?
She cared not anymore,
Wanted her brother to feel the arch, the curve of her back,
To take her there, in that way,
(For she'd heard tell of coupling in such a fashion, in the Greek tradition)
To fill her and elide,
Until inside her he'd died
And sent the firmament tumbling down around their ankles.
Love puddles.
G text messaged all of this to E on her Nokia phone,
Looked down the line and saw him receive it and quickly key a reply,
His response:
"Nasty sister! Of course I'd hook your trout,
If only we could both get the F out."
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 09:59:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:19:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 19:38:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:56:45 EST (#)
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Santa Voltage drops in to pay a visit to the little boys and girls.
HERE'S A +2 LITTLE ONES! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! HO HO HO!
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
heeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit, quit writing about my middle leg!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-30 19:49:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:25:19 (#)
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Dante - I'll do an Ultimate Emo Poem at some point in the coming year. It's something I kick around - as a general concept - in my head every now and again.
scourge - 150 hits? We can do better than that. Tits or no, you're next
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FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Who needs TMI now? Mean old TigerLilly and her tilted head.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*dies from jealousy*
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-12-30 01:13:40 EST (#)
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Can I borrow your rhyming dictionary?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 00:43:59 EST (#)
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hahahhahhahah silent as a fart in church.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-30 00:39:28 EST (#)
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Beautiful, as always.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-29 23:31:18 EST (#)
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Solid as usual.
You totally need to do mine. There's just so much to work with. You could go with the confusion bit, and/or the whole robot angle. OH THE POSSIBILITIES!!! AAAAHHH!!! I just soiled myself :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:25:19 EST (#)
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Dante - I'll do an Ultimate Emo Poem at some point in the coming year. It's something I kick around - as a general concept - in my head every now and again.
scourge - 150 hits? We can do better than that. Tits or no, you're next.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:23:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:22:00 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron once again proves that poetry can be more than whiney emo shit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:19:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:34:32 (#)
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What, scourge? Wanna be next?
You want some'a my sweet ginger snap hangdown in your cereal bowl?
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I should only be next if you want to garner a whopping 150 hits. I don't have the necessary mammary type accessories to have Uber fame...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:08:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-29 20:55:31 EST (#)
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ok, so I wouldn't like THAT pedastal. I would like A pedastal though - can't fault a girl for hoping.
:-( I'm alone, but not alone in my aloneness...
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-29 20:20:01 EST (#)
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Do me next
i kid
+2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 20:19:13 EST (#)
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No, no - you wouldn't like the pedestal I mentioned in that other post.
I believe the poem I wrote was about slicing women up on a pedestal.
So, unless you have some extra arms and legs to spare, I doubt you'd enjoy that.
You'll find it again. Inspiration comes and goes, as I'm sure you know.
Though I totally know what you mean about the holidays and feeling down.
I felt a pull in that direction earlier this month, but I know that some of my co-workers and friends are all knee-deep in the seasonal blues/
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-29 20:12:22 EST (#)
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yeah.. sigh..
I used to be able to write. I lost it somehow.
and *I* like the pedastal you put women on (from a comment on the other post)
I think it boils down to New Years always makes me feel crappy and completely lonely
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:57:11 EST (#)
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Sigh?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:50:18 EST (#)
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sigh.
it's good.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-12-29 18:06:36 EST (#)
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Jesus.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 17:10:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-12-29 17:07:34 (#)
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Do me, do me~!!!!
I have oatmeal, if that's what it takes.
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That's the quickest way to a man's heart, after all.
Unless you want to go in straight through the sternum, or around the spine.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-12-29 17:07:34 EST (#)
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Do me, do me~!!!!
And a "what's in a name" post would be cool too.
I have oatmeal, if that's what it takes.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:54:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:42:32 (#)
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Just for oatmeal, really. He'd look down while he was doing it and say "well, it's not going to stir itself."
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Bwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
LOL.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:42:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:41:40 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:34:32 (#)
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What, scourge? Wanna be next?
You want some'a my sweet ginger snap hangdown in your cereal bowl?
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Your Dad put his penos in your cereal bowl too? I thought I was the only one.
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Just for oatmeal, really. He'd look down while he was doing it and say "well, it's not going to stir itself."
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:41:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:34:32 (#)
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What, scourge? Wanna be next?
You want some'a my sweet ginger snap hangdown in your cereal bowl?
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Your Dad put his penos in your cereal bowl too? I thought I was the only one.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:41:39 EST (#)
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I find that it's best to seep it in the flouride-laced mouth of a virgin for about 30-45 minutes a day. I call it "my docking process," and I usually pass the time watching SportsCenter or reading up on how the Sindero Luminoso is doing these days.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:38:28 EST (#)
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I'll have to refuse the gingersnap hangdown Mr Fisto Caliente sir.
How do you get it to maintain its flavor, if I may ask? I treat mine with the appropriate oils and lotions and it seems to lose that lemony flavor ever so quickly. I'm at a loss here.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:34:47 EST (#)
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Mmmmm, Jeannee
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:34:32 EST (#)
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What, scourge? Wanna be next?
You want some'a my sweet ginger snap hangdown in your cereal bowl?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:33:53 EST (#)
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Lovely.
MySpace? Isn't it about kids who don't like to go out?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:30:58 EST (#)
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Jeannee seems to be in a better mood today.
Mr Orgasmatron sir, I'd humbly request that....
Oh never mind.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:25:05 EST (#)
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I've been looking for my brother's myspace account just so I can taunt him mercilessly about it. Then I remember that I have a myspace account and I feel guilty.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:22:10 EST (#)
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Another +2 because my bro and sis have myspace accounts and I'm fucking dying over here. It's emolicious!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:19:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:18:25 (#)
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You have a lot of these to do it looks like
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Enough to keep me busy, I'd say.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:18:25 EST (#)
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You have a lot of these to do it looks like
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:11:09 EST (#)
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!Fantastico!
Orgasmatron you're the one for me
New love brings me to one knee
Love for my fellow man makes me quiver
Your lyrical style free flows like a river.
Your rock hard visage brings me to a shiver
Orgasmatron! I love you but not like you think
Unless you blow me and buy me a drink.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:08:54 EST (#)
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Delicious! Thank you dear.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:05:01 EST (#)
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I love Emily!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:04:45 EST (#)
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mmmm Jeanneee-licious
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-29 16:04:36 EST (#)
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Nice