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(SPT) There's Someone In My Head, But It's Not Me. (882 hits)

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Rating: 1.63 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by bananular phone (View user info) at 2005-12-29 18:51:46 EST


Is it just me, or is there an unholy amount of remakes in the entertainment industry lately? Seems like everyone is just redoing old movies, or covers of old songs. Is creativity too expensive, or have you just run out of ideas?

I was going somewhere with this, but I'm running out of ideas.

Religion isn't really such a bad thing. As long as it gets people to get along, and not rape, pillage or burn, it's fine by me. The problem starts when they start Killing in the name of...

Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.


"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is an illusion in the imagination of ourselves."


Did you know that if you were to fall into a black hole, it would take only a few minutes for you be torn to particle shreds and reach the center, but the immense gravity distorts the space-time so much that to an observer outside, you would take forever to spiral down?

"The More You Know"



We'll never have world peace unless everyone not only looks the same, but thinks the same, which would result in the end of the human race as we perceive it.


Do you still think I'm an alter? Probably. But you probably don't care, either.






wait for it...






wait for it...







HAR HAR FRANK!











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Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-28 22:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+1 Bill Hicks
+1 Aenima

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-12-31 08:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The lunatics, are on the grass...

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-31 07:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 Floyd

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that some sort of evil bunny? I don't like him.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-30 10:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-12-30 00:00:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 for using the best Pink Floyd lyric for a title.
======
... except I'm only +1'ing ya. But it IS the best Pink Floyd lyric of all time.

Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2005-12-30 06:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Bill Hicks

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-30 03:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome rabbit.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-30 02:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you know that if you were to fall into a black hole, it would take only a few minutes for you be torn to particle shreds and reach the center, but the immense gravity distorts the space-time so much that to an observer outside, you would take forever to spiral down?

----------------

Cool! Yeah, I knew this. But I always was led to believe that you would actually be killed by radiation before you were ripped apart.

or, let's say your body was capable of withstanding the gravitational force and not be torn apart. You would stretch so much that eventually you would become a string only one or two particle lengths in width.

Funky!


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-12-30 02:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you want to think entirely too much for two and a half hours, Syriana was good. It's a remake though, of reality.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-30 00:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HA HA FRANK got a strangled laugh out of me. Good job.

Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-12-30 00:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 for using the best Pink Floyd lyric for a title.


Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-12-29 21:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You remember that really shitty horror movie "The Fog" from a couple months ago?

That's a remake.

Quite indicative of how mind-numb the movie industry has become.

Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-12-29 20:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Auto +1 Donnie Darko reference

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-29 20:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY THE HELL NOT
+2

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Here's Tom with the weather:


"Think for yourself.
Question authority.
Think for yourself.
Question authority.

Throughout human history as our species has faced the frightening...terrorizing fact that we do not know...who we are or where we're going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities - the political, the religious, the educational authorities - who've attempted to...comfort us by giving us...order...rules...regulations...informing...forming in our minds THEIR view of reality.

To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable openmindedness...chaotic...confused...vulnerability...to inform yourself.

Think for yourself.
Question authority."

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Exactly what is the point? Is the point that there is no point? You gotta point that out, then. I mean, if the point it that there is no point then how're readers supposed to know that the point is that there is no point if you don't say that the point is that there is no point. Que es su point-o, is what I'm asking.

Oh, m'bad. I reread the post and it's clear that you're just high. Nevermind. +1 for being high.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

different

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Vegas details, oh yeah: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR RABBIT SUIT!

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I meant Pink Floyd! I did! Besides, this gives me a chance to review this twice

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-29 19:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the weird, rambling posts, so long as they are short.

+2 for Frank
+2 for the post itself
+2 for the Bon Jovi title.


Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do
every morning.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Vegetarian