SPT: A Little More Miyagi Never Hurt Anyone (743 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.35 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wallstreet (View user info) at 2005-12-29 22:43:56 EST
Daniel: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penny. Three ninety-eight. You like?
[laughs]
Daniel: No, I meant...
Miyagi: Daniel-san... karate here.
[he taps his head]
Miyagi: Karate here.
[he taps his heart]
Miyagi: Karate never here
[points to his belt]
Miyagi: Understand?
User Reviews
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-31 03:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
karate also found in crotch after 2 or 3 shots of tequila.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crane Kick!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-29 23:52:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
It appears to be looped.
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Or else they're all better actors than anyone's given them credit for.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Sweep the leg!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-30 09:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wax on.
Wax off.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:23:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Miyagi = Auto +2
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-12-30 08:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-30 05:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by ilikeyoghurt (user info) at 2005-12-30 05:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me smile almost as much as the snow that's pissing down outside my window at work.
"Take him Johnny!" "Go for the knee!"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-12-30 04:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2005-12-30 04:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like how the little dink lady's eyes move.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-12-30 03:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Miyagi +2
dude, awesome. seriously.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-12-30 01:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it looks like Miyagi is rubbing a peener on that broad's mouth and she is scared.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-12-30 01:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
shit post or not, this is the most entertaining and useful post ive read tonight.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2005-12-29 23:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-29 23:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It appears to be looped.
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-12-29 23:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You do SPTs like no other. Truly delightful.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-29 22:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment