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Rating: 0.22 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Spuds (View user info) at 2005-12-30 21:12:56 EST


First 100,000 people get a free cow.

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User Reviews


Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-12-06 22:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i never did get my stupid fucking cow

Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2006-01-20 11:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mine hasn't arrived yet

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-01 10:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-01 09:55:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-31 07:24:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Where's my cow?
--------------

Is that my cow?

It says "HAR HAR PEENER"!

That is not my cow!
___________________________________

I am no cow, sir!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-01 09:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-31 07:24:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Where's my cow?
--------------

Is that my cow?

It says "HAR HAR PEENER"!

That is not my cow!

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-12-31 08:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

damn people that dont send stuff overseas.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-31 07:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where's my cow?

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-31 01:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I tried to have one mailed to my boss.


They were out. Bummer.

Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

*French Polynesia

Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Damn it! I was expecting a real cow! Now what am I going to use to conquer French Polinisia?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

They were already out.

=(

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm getting a cow dressed like a football player and a free chicken coupon...

it's going to be a happy new year after all

Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

sweet, i needed a new plush cow

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

that was fucking gross, worse than tubgirl, lemonparty and bottleguy put together.
you should be shot.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've already got more cows than I know what to do with.

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-12-30 21:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i've already registered for my free cow


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