For Mature Audiences Only... LOLZ!!! (1223 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: 0 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mike O'Hara <detectivemikeohara.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-30 22:49:58 EST
A little about me: I'm a fictional detective from a series of stories that hasn't been finished yet, and seeing as, along with this fact, I'm just a concept that represents the entire life of said detective (me,) I have no specific age; hell, the age at which I die hasn't even been defined yet.
Anyway, I'm wondering why shows filled with swearing are always preceded with 'For Mature Audiences Only.' I mean: is it really a 'mature' audience that they're intended for? Are the shows that receive these warnings, the one's filled with shock-based humor and swearing, particularly mature?
In other words: If it weren't for immature 12 year-olds trying to jack off, drink Cola, eat Oreos, and laugh at swear words in their parents' basement, those shows wouldn't exist, no matter what other kind of humor there is in them, and no matter whether or not the adults that watch them actually should.
Because of the above, I've decided to add my own more accurate warnings to shows.
User Reviews
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-01-01 03:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto duckman +2
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-31 13:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*shakes head in dissapointment*
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-31 11:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was my mistake with the 'neglecting.' I meant to say 'neglecting you.'
Man, I think it says something that people repeatedly fail to realize that I'm using 'LOLZ' satirically in a contrast with the word 'mature.'
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-12-31 08:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for LOLZ.
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-12-31 05:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
should'nt that say neglectful...??? not neglecting?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-31 04:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this sucked, but very nice color in the jpg
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-31 03:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I liked Duckman when I was a little kid.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-31 03:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DUCKMAN! damn i miss duckman... that was the shit.
what? the rest of the post? oh, um, it's probaly good too.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-12-31 03:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fight Club sucked. Spread the word.
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-31 01:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha, yes. Now you have to go to the doctor's. Enjoy yourself.
Rad: I agree.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-31 01:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-31 00:52:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
I can respect your critique of my humor, but hell, it was obviously satirical. Not even the real idiots that used to still go 'LOLZ.' And I don't see that many spelling mistakes.
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I have a 16 year old brother. Trust me, people still use the phrase "lolz."
Fuck, typing those 4 letters just gave me cancer of the hand.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-31 01:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
execution is weak but the concept is aces
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-31 00:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck, are there really people who say that seriously?
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-31 00:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can respect your critique of my humor, but hell, it was obviously satirical. Not even the real idiots that used to still go 'LOLZ.' And I don't see that many spelling mistakes.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-31 00:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:54:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
who is the real detective mike ohara?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
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WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE LINKING THIS POST?!
YOU'RE STARTING TO BECOME AS BAD AS KINDRED WAS ON HIS FIRST POST!!!
WHO'S ALTER MADE SAID POST?!
WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who is the real detective mike ohara?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81177
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does that make me uneasy? Now that I think about it, it shouldn't. The poor grammar and frequent spelling mistakes don't necessarily mean that you're stupid. You just have a poor sense of the English language. I'm sure that a person like yourself can still manage to lack reason and common sense, thus making it difficult for the general public to feel safe about you and your posse of "bad guy fighters." I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it at the time.
Then I saw that you used the phrase "LOLZ." Now I'm uneasy because they trust morons like you with firearms.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey mike, realize a third thing - this is a fucking shit post and you are shit as well (okay so 4 things)
no-one wants to make you feel bad but if you post a shit post then you'll get a shit ranking, unless you are me where I always post awesome shit but some ppl don't get it so -2 but i know i am good.
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, I've realized two more things. I should stick to recording my adventures, and everyone on this site is determined to make eachother feel bad for some reason I won't analyze.
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why? It bothers you that a detective might have dry unappealing humor? I can still fight bad guys. Besides, I'm fictional.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Detective? Really?
That makes me feel very uneasy.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've thought of this before.
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That hurt.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
sub par
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow.
:'(
Submitted by detective_mike_ohara (user info) at 2005-12-30 22:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know this doesn't count. I just think this deserves a high rating and want to +2 it. Boo yah!