I'm twitching. (748 hits)
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Submitted by EvolvedChicken (View user info) at 2005-12-30 23:25:23 EST
So, I finished watching "Beavis and Butthead Do America" and decided that it was time for internet. I got bored and remembered since it's Friday, www.ebaumsworld.com must have been updated by now. I typed the address, and was on my way.
Alright, I'm in. I find there are pictures of balanced rocks. Awesome. I liked that. The other pictures are so-so and the jokes did not appeal to me. Maybe the media's better. Supposedly, someone found a subliminal message in a recorded song "Jingle Bells". A subliminal message in a Christmas carol? That's interesting. Let's hear what it is.
*clickey-clickey*
The flash file begins by playing "Jingle Bells" forwars. When finished, flips the track and plays backwards. As the file plays, I notice nothing special and I realize something's wrong. Suddenly...
OMMFG, A PICTURE JUMPS UP FLASHING WHILE A SCREAM IS MADE!$%^#^@%$#%^^%#%^%@@^$% It's another crap prank on ebaum's world. A picture jumps up and you hear a loud-pitched scream! THAT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME! I just finished "Beavis and Butthead". I DON'T NEED THIS! Pranks like that make evolved chickens look like retarded chickens having a spasm. Now, I'm listening to Maroon 5 just to calm myself down. I'm still twitching. THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
User Reviews
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-01-01 21:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-01-01 21:46:09 EST (#)
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I'm guessing it's the kind of fart that makes you steal George Carlin jokes and use them in your negative reviews.
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Of course it does. George Carlin is a VERY quotable person.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-01 01:46:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-31 23:08:15 (#)
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Often times, my dear father will call me down to see him for the purpose of asking me to take off his shoes after a hard day's work. After I do, he then lets out a loud, noxious fart as a result of his terrifying experiment with egg nog and Corn Nuts. It's the kind of fart that comes in handy if you have something that needs welding. It turns all the house plants yellow and drives the animals from my neighborhood.
Reading this post reminded me of that joyful and festive smell.
You fucker.
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I'm guessing it's the kind of fart that makes you steal George Carlin jokes and use them in your negative reviews.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-31 23:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
maroon 5?
bitch please.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-31 23:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Often times, my dear father will call me down to see him for the purpose of asking me to take off his shoes after a hard day's work. After I do, he then lets out a loud, noxious fart as a result of his terrifying experiment with egg nog and Corn Nuts. It's the kind of fart that comes in handy if you have something that needs welding. It turns all the house plants yellow and drives the animals from my neighborhood.
Reading this post reminded me of that joyful and festive smell.
You fucker.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-31 14:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG MAROON 5 +2 FOR UR TASTE IN MUSIC LOL!
Submitted by AtheistCheese (user info) at 2005-12-31 14:26:29 EST (#)
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Wow... There's also a message hidden in a car commercial if you want to kill yourself.
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-12-31 10:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My dad showed me that, and I didn't bat an eyelid at the freaky person or the scream.
Grow some balls, you twitchy cock.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-31 09:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2die is -2nice
Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2005-12-31 09:12:32 EST (#)
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I hate them too. People who can't take it should just stick to the still pictures or the known stuff. I agree though, it's annoying.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-12-31 08:49:54 EST (#)
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roller coaster... of loo-oo-oove.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2005-12-31 06:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh. Pussy?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-31 05:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes. And you even wasted my time.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:32:35 EST (#)
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I'm twitching too, but that's probably due to the gram of cocaine I just mainlined.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once scared the crap out of my brother so hard with one of those things, he fell off a chair and turned white and he couldn't speak I have never laughed so hard at the misfortune of others before, the half choked scream that came from his lungs will stay with me forever, i feel like a cunt though.
+2 for reliving old memories
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:27:29 EST (#)
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you should probably cut yourself
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:26:45 EST (#)
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Anyone who still falls for that bullshit prank so clearly should have been a blowjob.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-12-30 23:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry for the waste of space on ubersite. My body's still twitching. I needed to vent.