So, there are a lot of smart cunts on uber!? (1382 hits)
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Submitted by Wazza (View user info) at 2006-01-02 04:35:56 EST
Work this one out!if your minds can exert themselves to the point of an exsperience to delve deep into your souls to find the answer.cause that is the tip.
When love is equal,
And is as precious,
As is life to morrow,.
Then all will be well!
Wazza,have a happy new year.
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-12 00:36:23 EST (#)
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If Its laughter that makes us happy,if i will be the fall guy ,i'll take the rap! ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-12 00:05:52 EST (#)
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do it.
c'mon dude, just do it.
are you the guy that does it, or not?
wtf? they said you were the "what the hell man" guy, now fucking say it!
what? you don't want to? why, you think it'll ruin your image? haha
lemme tell you something buddy, you're a one-note joke. people aren't laughing with you, theyre laughing at you.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-11 23:51:55 EST (#)
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Well done Whisher,its true most poets see good in all things,and suit the words to describe that as such.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-11 22:30:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:28:47 (#)
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Wisher - "poets, priests of nothing" - [Regarding the line, 'Poets, Priests of Nothing, Legends'] It means all of the rock and roll stars in the world that I know. They're all poets and they're all priests of nothing and they're all legends.
It's like, they are poets. But they don't push themselves to their limits. 'Priests of nothing' means they don't try hard enough. They don't do with what they have what I feel they could do. And so whenever I get involved with any of them, I tend to become like their manager and their agent. You know, 'Why don't we get out your piano and plug it in and write a song or something? Or arrange this for me.'
http://www.inherownwords.com/hasanyone.htm
She gives out the meaning in interviews... yeah, I'm sure she was real impressed with you. :)
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I don't recall if I phrased it as a question, but what I said to her after bringing it up, {paraphrasing myself}: "A poet is a lover of all things because they find the beauty in even horrible things in life. Since they're lovers of all things they can never be completely devoted to any one thing. So they're priests of nothing."
She was separating teddy bears {that fans had thrown to her}from a pile of stuffed animals she was letting a roadie take away. {I guess he was taking them to the Island Of Misfit Toys}. She looked at me in a cross between Who-let-this-strange-kid-back-here and You-think-too-much-where'd-you-get-those-boots} then said, "That's the way I meant it, not many people understand that line."
I suppose she's smiled and nodded to thousands asking about diff songs and their lines, but the way her eyes lit up when I said that... well, probably she was thinking about the humongouloid line of coke being chopped for her in the limo. {Gold Dust Woman.}
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:28:47 EST (#)
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Wisher - "poets, priests of nothing" - [Regarding the line, 'Poets, Priests of Nothing, Legends'] It means all of the rock and roll stars in the world that I know. They're all poets and they're all priests of nothing and they're all legends.
It's like, they are poets. But they don't push themselves to their limits. 'Priests of nothing' means they don't try hard enough. They don't do with what they have what I feel they could do. And so whenever I get involved with any of them, I tend to become like their manager and their agent. You know, 'Why don't we get out your piano and plug it in and write a song or something? Or arrange this for me.'
http://www.inherownwords.com/hasanyone.htm
She gives out the meaning in interviews... yeah, I'm sure she was real impressed with you. :)
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:17:23 EST (#)
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Ahhhhhhhhhh a patronising bastard .
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-06 16:03:38 EST (#)
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How drunk were you when you posted this?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-06 15:54:37 EST (#)
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sorry, but it's shit.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-06 15:50:00 EST (#)
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Wazza, the poet has nothing to fear from truth but a lie revealed. S/he isn't a liar, not necessarily. But you are getting closer. Keep trying!
{I asked my mom if she remembered the answer, the time at "Stone Mt." She didn't, but she told me it was Oak Mt. Amphitheater, in Birmingham. It was 1997-ish. I was 9 or 10 at the time, and we'd been to both venues many times- my mom's a groupie, even of females. Scary.
So she took me to see Stevie. When we got there the entire front row was nothing but Stevie Nicks look-a-likes: they were having a contest to see who looked most like her, the winner got to meet her. They were all 20-30 somethings who dressed and looked just like her, antique dresses and all. For whatever reason, when I ran down there, dressed just like them, they whole bunch of Stevies took me in to sit with them. The girl who won took me with her to meet the real Stevie. That's when I asked her the question, or rather told her what the line meant. And found out I was right.
Thought you might like hearing how it happened. You really are getting closer.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-06 02:57:36 EST (#)
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he is a lier!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:05:43 EST (#)
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I'm tired.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-05 00:13:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:10:39 (#)
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A poet is never a priest and vica versa!
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You're close, in a way. But a poet could be a priest, just like many priests have been poets {both literally and in their hearts}. Listen to the song if you can; the answer isn't in the song but it will help. You're on the right track.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:10:39 EST (#)
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A poet is never a priest and vica versa!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-04 02:34:18 EST (#)
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Forgot to mention important thing: I knew the answer, and she was WAY impressed.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-04 02:31:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-04 01:45:10 (#)
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exactly what you said ,, you are smart.
******
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-04 01:00:44 (#)
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Wazza, you said I got closest, so since I did you have to tell what it means now. That's only fair. ~~~~You can't just not say and go away. Plus, I have a better one for you, if you tell.
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Well, hang on to your boots, Wazza, cause this one is gunna make you think so hard your head will implode! It's from the trailing-off lyrics of a Stevie Nicks song. I've even asked college poetry professors, and they didn't have a clue.
I just listened to the song again, it's called "Has Anyone Ever Written Anything For You." {You can download and listen, which will help, but I'll give you the question now.} Actually, anybody can answer, like in your "riddle". As the song trails off, Stevie says, but only the final line matters:
Has anyone ever written anything for you
In your darkest sorrow
Did you ever hear me sing
Listen to me now
You know I'd rather be alone
Than be without you
Don't you know
So, if not for me, then
Do it for yourself
If not for me then
Do it for the world
Poet...priest of nothing
Poet...priest of nothing.
What does she mean when she says: "Poet... priest of nothing."
What does that mean?
{How do I know? Because I asked her, at Stone Mt. Amphitheater (sp) and she told me. {Seriously.} I didn't google since I already know the answer, and if you do, you'll probably get the wrong some-freak thinking they're right answer.
So, there's your riddle. Get it right, and I'll send you a bottle of your fave drink, or +2 all of your post 3 times. (Same goes for anybody else.)
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-04 01:45:10 EST (#)
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exactly what you said ,, you are smart.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-04 01:00:44 EST (#)
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Wazza, you said I got closest, so since I did you have to tell what it means now. That's only fair. ~~~~You can't just not say and go away. Plus, I have a better one for you, if you tell.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2006-01-03 23:35:25 EST (#)
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Propose a toast like that in Alabama and you'd get beat up. (But not if I was there.)
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-01-03 23:05:38 EST (#)
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I wish you were 16.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-03 07:59:27 EST (#)
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Happy New Year.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-03 04:48:12 EST (#)
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wish you and your 16 year olds well.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-03 01:56:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-02 10:09:51 (#)
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When love is equal (when we're both rockin' our shit and gettin' our nut off)
And is as precious (and I've had to pay to mount this ho - benjamins aplenty)
As life is to morrow (because man, hittin' that ass from behind is as important as BREATHIN', yo)
Then all will be well! (then I'll have some stink on my hangdown, skeet in her eye, and a smile on my mothafuckin' face!)
-=-=-
yep.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-02 21:51:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-01-02 20:15:49 (#)
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Oh noes, I just "exsperienced" an aneurysm.
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I'll have mine to morrow. Thanks.
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-01-02 20:15:49 EST (#)
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Oh noes, I just "exsperienced" an aneurysm.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-02 20:01:15 EST (#)
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ,,have a happy new year.
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:46:20 EST (#)
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Isn't tomorrow one word not two? You had "to morrow".
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 17:13:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-02 14:34:09 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-02 09:09:58 (#)
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Attempts to be mysterious and transcendental are not signs
of intelligence. They are merely the blatherings of the
mind that is so incompetent that it must try to appear
superior. The heart of the post is meaningless drivel,
presented to make the average reader say, "Oh wow, man,
that is some heavy shit." Well, leave the adjective out
of the quote and the truth is known.
____________
best reveiw evar.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-02 14:34:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-02 09:09:58 (#)
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Attempts to be mysterious and transcendental are not signs
of intelligence. They are merely the blatherings of the
mind that is so incompetent that it must try to appear
superior. The heart of the post is meaningless drivel,
presented to make the average reader say, "Oh wow, man,
that is some heavy shit." Well, leave the adjective out
of the quote and the truth is known.
____________
best reveiw evar.
Submitted by TastyBeverage (user info) at 2006-01-02 13:24:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-02 12:12:12 EST (#)
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when physical passion is seen as a sugar substitute, and Gollum is singing Little Orphan Annie tunes, everyone will be healthy.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2006-01-02 11:50:12 EST (#)
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IS WAZZA THE SAME PERSON AS WAZZA_WAZZA_YO???
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-01-02 10:45:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-02 10:35:37 (#)
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Can we get a re-edited copy with at least one line that contains even a word of English?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-02 10:35:37 EST (#)
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Can we get a re-edited copy with at least one line that contains even a word of English?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-02 10:09:51 EST (#)
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When love is equal (when we're both rockin' our shit and gettin' our nut off)
And is as precious (and I've had to pay to mount this ho - benjamins aplenty)
As life is to morrow (because man, hittin' that ass from behind is as important as BREATHIN', yo)
Then all will be well! (then I'll have some stink on my hangdown, skeet in her eye, and a smile on my mothafuckin' face!)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-02 09:09:58 EST (#)
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Attempts to be mysterious and transcendental are not signs
of intelligence. They are merely the blatherings of the
mind that is so incompetent that it must try to appear
superior. The heart of the post is meaningless drivel,
presented to make the average reader say, "Oh wow, man,
that is some heavy shit." Well, leave the adjective out
of the quote and the truth is known.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-02 08:53:43 EST (#)
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I thought this was a word play, as in there was a certain rule which changed the word "love" to "equal", and "life" to "morrow". The inconsistencies I marked down to your bad grammar.
What Wisher said I pretty much just took for granted as the meaning of the verse...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-02 08:34:01 EST (#)
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I didn't get it.
I didn't get it, but not in the way in which I didn't get a couple of the more obscure Far Side cartoons. Those were beyond me in a challenging way, because the point of most of the Far Side cartoons were immediately apparent to me, some I had to consider, and just a few I didn't get at all though I knew that there was a point in there somewhere. I didn't get your post, but not like that.
No, I didn't get this post in a way more along the lines of the way I don't get new SNL shows. They're insipid, inane, and unfunny when the point of the show is to be relevant and entertaining. This post was more like that. I am told in the opening bit that the post is deep and I'll only get it if I'm a 'smart cunt'. Then you do the electronic-media equivalent of wiping your ass on the paper. It's stupid, and I don't get it. Is that because I'm even more stupid than stupid? Maybe.
On the other hand, scientists are expending enormous effort trying to understand what goes on inside chimpanzee's brains. They don't get what goes on inside chimpanzee's brains, even though they are much more the 'smart cunts'. The problem is not that the scientists aren't smart enough cunts, the problem is that it's difficult for the scientists to 'dumb down' enough to truly understand the chimpanzee.
I didn't get your post because I don't understand stupid, monkeyboy.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-02 07:10:54 EST (#)
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Yes whiisher you have amind, and are close to the truth .
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-02 06:22:40 EST (#)
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When love is equal, ~~~~~~~~{means when we all love one another selflessly and unrequitedly}
And is as precious,
As is life to morrow,. ~~~~~~~~{means when we care more about loving each other than life itself}
Then all will be well!
~~~~~~~~{means all people will then be spiritually well {healthy} and the earth will regain a balance that was lost to our lack of love. We have to bring the balance back.
Like~~~~~~~~~bong-hit~~~~~~~~~what Zep says:
When all are one and one is all/
To be a rock and not to roll.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-02 06:07:01 EST (#)
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Work this one out!if your minds can exert themselves to the point of an exsperience to delve deep into your souls to find the answer.cause that is the tip.
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I predict that the above phrase will from now on be used as a review for confusing posts.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-02 06:02:44 EST (#)
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2547 reviews left before this is the 2nd most reviewed thread EVAR!@!!!!
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-02 06:00:58 EST (#)
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I've spent 30 mins looking at this post.
I guess I'm just a plain normal cunt.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-02 05:45:43 EST (#)
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I love Wazza.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-02 05:29:04 EST (#)
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Ha ha ha ha ha !!! Take it again man!
When love is Equal! And IS as precious As is! Life tomorrow! Then All! Will be Well!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-02 05:25:17 EST (#)
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Everything looks rosy when you're wasted....
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-02 05:12:30 EST (#)
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Obviously I'm not smart enough.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-01-02 05:04:31 EST (#)
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Uh, what?