Who wants a free drink? (1568 hits)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (View user info) at 2006-01-02 16:10:11 EST
I had a few people over for New Year's Eve.
The party max'D out at about 15 people. There was plenty of alcohol.
Corona Extra
Miller Light
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Labatt Blue
Bud Ice
Smirnoff Ice
Bacardi Rum
Bacardi O
Kamchakta Vodka
Hypnotiq
Jack Daniels' Black Jack
Ballatore Champagne
Yellowtail Chardonnay
Yellowtail Chiraz
Apple Pucker
Sky Vodka
Svekda Vodka
Pissing Boy Statue (filled with Vodka) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/54591
I also had 2 24 packs of some kind of beer, but someone took them when they left. Bastards. A lot has been thrown out since the party, but I've still got some of everything listed above.
My roommate is gone for a week or so and my girlfriend and I are on a break (how long? who knows?).
Now I'm in a pickle. I've got all this alcohol and not a damn soul to drink it with. I don't want to drink alone. Also, half of that stuff is garbage. Nasty bitch beer and the likes.
So come drink with me, if you can.
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-03 20:50:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-01-03 09:12:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Call me, Sass. I'm home "sick" from work today, and I can't find my handy-dandy electronic rolodex that has all the phone numbers in it.
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i woke up and saw that i missed a voicemail. i assumed it was my boss, calling to tell me to stay home (no work to do) but i needed the hours so i didn't even bother checking it.
halfway through work, i checked it and noticed it was you. i called you back, but apparently your phone service hasn't been updated in the past few decades (no voicemail/answering machine???).
apparently you ain't no hollaback girl...
ok, i apologize for that.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-03 20:43:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:13:21 (#)
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Looks like someone has a slight case of OCD.
Who lines up their alcohol like that?
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i have some free time! geez!
(it was all in the fridge, i had to put it somewhere to show you guys!)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be happy to take all the vodka and PBR off your hands.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You still haven't managed to give that shit away or drink it or something? God I wish you were within driving distance. I'd help you solve that problem.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like someone has a slight case of OCD.
Who lines up their alcohol like that?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-01-03 09:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Call me, Sass. I'm home "sick" from work today, and I can't find my handy-dandy electronic rolodex that has all the phone numbers in it.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-03 08:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Sass. Looks like a cool party.
BUT HYPNOTIQ IS FOR NIGGERS.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-03 02:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bonfire?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 01:08:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:13:30 (#)
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The bottles look cool, though
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An excellent reason to purchase alcohol.
Submitted by evolved (user info) at 2006-01-03 00:09:34 EST (#)
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Where's the 151 (Bacardi) and the Dr. Pepper?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 21:40:38 EST (#)
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i stopped drinking beer (and pop for that matter) because it's so fucking awful for your body.
being the hypocritical ass that i am, i usually stick to shots.
i have no taste in alcohol, because i have no money.
mind you, all that shit was bought for me.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-02 21:23:30 EST (#)
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Where's the tequila? You drink like someone who doesn't want to taste the alcohol.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-01-02 20:52:38 EST (#)
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Good times. No Yuengling? Bah! Not even whiskey? BAH! Lightweight.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 20:49:32 EST (#)
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blech.
i'm not a wine person. the champagne was alright.
i didn't pay for a damn thing. that was brought by my girlfriend (tenative) and my various guests.
we made apple martinis and some other concoction.
usually i'll just take tequila/corona but last night was different. i recently started drinking bacardi o and chasing it with orange sunkist pop. you practically can't even taste it.
i got stinko drunk and threw up.
:(
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:16:33 EST (#)
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YellowTail Shiraz- I wouldn't throw it down the drain but it's not that great
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:16:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:13:30 (#)
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In an ironic twist, just two days ago I dumped an almost full bottle of the YellowTail Shiraz down the drain because Mrs. Shlongy said, and I quote, that it "fucking sucked".
The bottles look cool, though.
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Grab some of the Mt. Langi Ghiran Billi Billi Shiraz. Three dollars more, and about 10,000,000 times better. In ANOTHER ironic twist, the bottles of Billi Billi are fucking hideous.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:13:30 EST (#)
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In an ironic twist, just two days ago I dumped an almost full bottle of the YellowTail Shiraz down the drain because Mrs. Shlongy said, and I quote, that it "fucking sucked".
The bottles look cool, though.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Take a +2 because of the hospitible offer, and for the fact I can't help it if I'm an alcohol nazi.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:08:47 EST (#)
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Corona Extra --- Tolerable in the summer only (even then go with Negro Modella).
Miller Light --- Tolerable for beer pong only.
Pabst Blue Ribbon --- Same as miller except slightly worse.
Labatt Blue ---- Undrinkable canadian shit.
Bud Ice --- Undrinkable american shit.
Smirnoff Ice --- Don't get me started.....
Bacardi Rum --- First DECENT thing so far.
Bacardi O -- Why???
Kamchakta Vodka --- What the hell is this??
Hypnotiq --- Did 50 Cent stop by for a visit?? Pretty much the epitome of tastelessness.
Jack Daniels' Black Jack --- I still wonder why the hell Jack Daniels released this shit.
Ballatore Champagne --- Some of the best champagne, right up there with Cooks and Andres (sarcasm sucks in text, huh?)
Yellowtail Chardonnay --- Wow, you know your wines huh (again, sarcasm and text-- not so good)
Yellowtail Chiraz --- It's Shiraz, and yes, it sucks (not shiraz, just yellowtail)
Apple Pucker --- Even if you were making apple martini's It would still be unforgivable.
Sky Vodka -- Quite possibly the worst vodka mass produced-why people pick this over Smirnoff show the power of marketing kids.
Svekda Vodka -- Ok, now we're getting somewhere....o wait, the list ends.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:06:11 EST (#)
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i'm in cleveland...right on the lake
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:04:56 EST (#)
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I live about 20 min from Cleveland, I can take care of the Labatts. Fo sho.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-02 19:01:37 EST (#)
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I spy Glenns. I'd come, but yea...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-02 18:44:22 EST (#)
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I'm in the mood to tie one on
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-01-02 18:36:49 EST (#)
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I'll come have a drink with ya darlin...where are you again?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-02 17:26:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:55:11 (#)
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Mr. B's???
how ghetto is that?
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i know right.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-02 17:20:14 EST (#)
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I see no brandy..............
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:55:11 EST (#)
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Mr. B's???
how ghetto is that?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:54:32 EST (#)
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I'll have a Labatts with a Coronal chaser, please.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:54:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:48:11 (#)
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+2 for being man enough to drink Kamchatka. That shit is heinous, it's the worst of the cheap vodkas. Wait, nope, I forgot McCormick's
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Shit man, Mr. B's is teh sux.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:50:58 EST (#)
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I only know about being 'on a break' from friends. It appears to be a bad thing.
I wish there had been all that alcohol left after the party I was at- it might have helped some hangovers!
Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:48:11 EST (#)
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+2 for being man enough to drink Kamchatka. That shit is heinous, it's the worst of the cheap vodkas. Wait, nope, I forgot McCormick's.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:39:35 EST (#)
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up in cleveland, Davros.
looks like another night of ps2 (i'm poor) and ramen noodles.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:38:55 EST (#)
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man send that shit over here!
I could sell that stuff for a fortune since all my high school friends are all alcoholics and the cops are making stores card.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:25:17 EST (#)
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see sassmaster, it's not an unproductive evening after all
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:22:54 EST (#)
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<downloads "George Thorogood - I Drink Alone">
<masturbates thinking of girlfriend + Xcuses>
<weeps mighty emo tears>
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:19:16 EST (#)
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you must learn to drink alone.
it builds character.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:18:40 EST (#)
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sorry sass-
I'd come drink with you to make you feel better but you live to far
plus I'm fucking your girl right now :)
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:17:12 EST (#)
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Where are you?
I will come and drink your alcohol as long as you don't make me drink any "lite" Beer.
-Dave
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:15:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:13:13 (#)
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you and your girlfriend are on a break...ie, she's fucking someone else right now
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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probably.
<weeps>
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:13:13 EST (#)
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you and your girlfriend are on a break...ie, she's fucking someone else right now
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-02 16:11:38 EST (#)
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notice my roommate's dead plants in the background (on the balcony)
the holidays are so depressing