My Resolution (562 hits)
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Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2006-01-03 06:00:31 EST
I am totally mistified by the amount of laundry I have to do and how often it needs to be done.
Well I am done...
I have decided to save some money and time and water. I have decided to wash my clothes only when necessary. The problem is that I am not sure when necessary is.
My planis as follows.
1:Undershirts and socks I will only wear once before putting in the laundry. I have learned that these are the most noticeably smelly articles you can wear. So they are a must.
2:Underwear will be worn no less than twice and no more than four times before getting put in the hamper. I know many of you think that it is gross but the fact is that you have pants covering any chance of smell for a little while and I sleep naked so it is only like wearing underwear half-days which means it is only really two times before a wash.
3:Overshirts are usually two to four times. I do not usually sweat so it would be easy for me to go a week but I usually get coffee and food stains before this happens so I rarely get more than four times with them.
4:Jeans are a minimum of four and a maximum of until they start stinking or look dirty. There is no reason to wash pants after every use. It is pointless and makes them old quicker.
5:Dry cleaning is my biggest pet peave. I pay 4.10 euros for a pair of pants and 5.60 for a shirt. This is rediculous. So even though they get a stain on them, I will wait until they start to stink. If it makes me unpopular with my colleauges I do not care. They are not paying my bills.
I have started trying this and the only problem is trying to remember what I have worn and how many times but it has only been a few days so I still will get used to it.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-10 21:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
since i treasure my memories, the tuna-surprise from a 'date', earlier in the week,
must hit me in the face within 1 second when i un-zip my pants to pee
until it maranates to that level...the drawers stay on
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-03 10:29:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
But don't wear 'em longer than that, your 'nads will start to smell like peanut butter.
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That is fucking disgusting.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-03 13:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
2:Underwear will be worn no less than twice and no more than four times before getting put in the hamper.
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To make it even easier just don't wear underware. Who's gunna know, plus it feels better. But I suppose if you're a guy, with big swinging balls it's diff. I never understood how guys walk around with a big penis just flopping around, much less bouncing balls. That would make me crazy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-03 11:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i just hope you change your underwear completely if you have sex. sex leftovers in your boxers would not be so nice, even if you are the only one that will notice...
i made myself gag a little.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-01-03 11:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I typically hang clothes back in the closet - shirts, slacks - after I wear them. This is the tricky part - when clothes come from the laundry, fresh and clean, the buttons face to the left, after I wear them once, they are rehung in the closet with the buttons facing to the right. After I wear them the second time, into the hamper they go. New skivvies get worn everyday.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-03 11:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm. maybe you should make a spreadsheet
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 10:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't argue with this logic.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-03 10:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Underpants? Go with the four-way theory: Frontwards, backwards, inside-out frontwards, inside-out backwards. It's like having a clean pair of jocks on every time.
But don't wear 'em longer than that, your 'nads will start to smell like peanut butter.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-03 09:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ewwww
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-03 08:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the logic you're using for the underwear washing requirements.
Submitted by ilikeyoghurt (user info) at 2006-01-03 07:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jeans clean themselves after constant wear for a month or so. I only wash mine after I've spilled curry on them or been somewhere particularly smelly. But underwear needs to be clean each day dude, your groin smells more than you think.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-03 06:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-03 06:49:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just promise me you'll wash your scrotum everyday.
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Consider it done.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-03 06:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just promise me you'll wash your scrotum everyday.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2006-01-03 06:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been following a similar plan, and it's working for me.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-03 06:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
good luck