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Back at Work... Again (908 hits)

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Rating: 1.79 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Skinny Kenny (View user info) at 2006-01-03 12:06:25 EST


Does the first real day back at work in a week suck for you guys as much as it does for me?

I feel like I should be drinking by now. Or shagging. Or sleeping. Or something besides designing a fucking townhouse subdivision.

I feel more like making like the guy in the attachment.

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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:51:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

how many things have you dated 2005 so far today?
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Twice now. That I've caught.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:30:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:16:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's snowing here today. I didn't go to work.
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You don't work when you go there anyway.

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Ahahahaha...very good point.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:56:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

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***BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARF***

hahahahahahahaahah what a creepy fag you are, you remind me of the emo crying sunset guy Brendan Fraser plays in Bedazzled
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Dick.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeannee, I want to do awful things to you for some reason.

Like snuggle under a blanket to keep warm.

<barf>

Email me you crazy bitch, I'm bored.

method373.at.gmail.com

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE YOU METHOD


(In case you didn't hear me the other twenty hundred times I told you)

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:31:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:16:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's snowing here today. I didn't go to work.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I come hang out with you? If it's snowing, it's cold and we could keep warm snuggling together under a warm blanket.


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***BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARF***

hahahahahahahaahah what a creepy fag you are, you remind me of the emo crying sunset guy Brendan Fraser plays in Bedazzled

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I started a new job today, I am seriously worried about my precious Uber time. I might quit if I can't Uber or anything, because I will be DAMNED if I work for 8 hours straight. I am not used to that now and I do not plan on every getting used to it.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Thank Christ the holidays are over. I drank more over the past 10 days than I did in the whole rest of 2005. I think I need to go to rehab, seriously.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:16:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's snowing here today. I didn't go to work.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I come hang out with you? If it's snowing, it's cold and we could keep warm snuggling together under a warm blanket.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:16:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's snowing here today. I didn't go to work.
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You don't work when you go there anyway.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's snowing here today. I didn't go to work.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 13:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:51:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

how many things have you dated 2005 so far today?
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Nothing yet, but over the next two months, I'd wager to guess just about everything.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-03 13:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

I love being back at work...ordering people around.

This act doesn't go over as well at home.
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Hahahahah.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how many things have you dated 2005 so far today?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:08:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have done absolutely nothing at work for the last 2 weeks, and I don't plan on starting now.
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2 weeks? That's it? Pffffft. Lightweight.

I'm going on a month and a half of hardcore slacking. My busy season starts in about 10 days and lasts for about five months though, so my Uber time is going to take a drastic hit.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Also, that picture looks like a Molly Hatchet album cover.
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Same artist, same character. Frank Frazetta and the Prisoner of the Horned Helmet, also known as the Death Dealer.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What Method said.

Also, that picture looks like a Molly Hatchet album cover.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

I love being back at work...ordering people around.

This act doesn't go over as well at home.
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Somehow, this is exactly what I would have expected of you. That is, if I was ever bothered to actually think about you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love being back at work...ordering people around.

This act doesn't go over as well at home.

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:11:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

It was terrible. Uber is still blocked and I had to work all day.
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You should probably just go ahead and kill yourself. No Uber at work and I would have to quit.
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Uber was the only thing that kept me going at work. well, uber and hot chocolate.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

It was terrible. Uber is still blocked and I had to work all day.
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You should probably just go ahead and kill yourself. No Uber at work and I would have to quit.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't feel bad.
I've got an upscale 1,400 acre residential subdivision in my other window minimized.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It was terrible. Uber is still blocked and I had to work all day.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 12:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have done absolutely nothing at work for the last 2 weeks, and I don't plan on starting now.


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