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It's Time For T.M.I = LADYPLURAL (3798 hits)

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Rating: 1.7 on 144 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2006-01-03 14:16:00 EST

User Reviews

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-08 11:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-07 02:20:00 (#)
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Loren, I'm sorry if that offended you in any way, shape, or form. Lipstick lesbians annoy the shit out of me. So do girls who will fuck other females, just because they think that their male friends will think it attractive. Most of the women that I know who say that they are bisexual have no intention of ever following up on it. I personally just find the female form very attractive, and although I tend to prefer guys, I am not at all adverse to shenanigans with a female or so on occasion. Good for you on being able to make up your mind, but I apparently just can't. My apologies if that doesn't quite fit in to your world-view, but that seems to be something that we're both just going to have to live with.
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Interesting...

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-07 02:20:00 EST (#)
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Loren, I'm sorry if that offended you in any way, shape, or form. Lipstick lesbians annoy the shit out of me. So do girls who will fuck other females, just because they think that their male friends will think it attractive. Most of the women that I know who say that they are bisexual have no intention of ever following up on it. I personally just find the female form very attractive, and although I tend to prefer guys, I am not at all adverse to shenanigans with a female or so on occasion. Good for you on being able to make up your mind, but I apparently just can't. My apologies if that doesn't quite fit in to your world-view, but that seems to be something that we're both just going to have to live with.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-06 16:53:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-06 16:31:11 (#)
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Fuck, I'm in a bad mood today.
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I was the other day. It passes.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-06 16:31:11 EST (#)
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I have a question or fifteen:

Why does virtually every young female these days claim she is sexually attracted to other females?
Has something been added to the nation's water supply since I was a teen?
Do girls these days think it's "cute" or "cool" or is it just "expected?"
Is being a "heterosexual" all of a sudden a negative thing?
Because if any girl had expressed a physical attraction for other girls in my younger days they'd have been ostracized.
Out of the hundreds and hundreds of women I grew up with I can only come up with 2 women who are tried-and-true lesbians, and it's not this bullshit, "I go *both* ways, hee hee hee" crap.

Christ I find it irritating. One, it's getting really OLD, but especially because it reminds me of Urbane and all of her "I want to bite her ass" shit. Ugh. Yuk.

Fuck, I'm in a bad mood today. I must be PMS. Maybe I'll go camp out on a fat tony post and give shit where it's more deserved...

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-06 14:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you at work today?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-05 16:13:44 EST (#)
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Well?

I'm glad I didn't stay up until it was posted.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:51:01 EST (#)
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WOOOO THEATRE PEOPLE

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-05 12:15:03 EST (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-05 10:29:43 EST (#)
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It's away!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:15:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-05 04:17:07 (#)
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HEY!

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After you Thorpe. You first. Then him.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:07:34 EST (#)
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I wonder what kind of questions tigerlily is gonna ask me...

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-05 04:17:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:54:29 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:50:48 (#)
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Tim you are such a drunken Irish bitch, i swear to God

P.S. These suck. Interview Electro.

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Funny you should say that Method. He is my next male interview.
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HEY!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-05 00:50:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:45:07 (#)
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And, has anyone seen Thorpe?
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There was a storm two nights ago which fried my network card. The lightning surged through my modem WITHOUT DAMAGING IT and then zapped the inside of my computer.

I have a supermodem.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-05 00:11:43 EST (#)
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Intriguing.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:34:13 EST (#)
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I'm lulling everyone into a false sense of security.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:41:48 EST (#)
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And Tiger, I know you have everyone on your ass about doing them next, and I feel bad to adding to the mighty chorus of attention-starved internet weiners by saying "When are you gonna interview me," but, you know, the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

So...squeak squeak.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:40:03 EST (#)
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Hmmm.

I feel compelled to point out that announcing to everyone that you are a ninja is EXTREMELY contrary to the whole point of being a ninja. Just sayin'.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:21:16 EST (#)
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How on Earth did I miss all the sex? Here I am, with my naughty bits obediently covering the dessert forks and you people are out playing with the spiky pussy.

*sob*

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:35:37 EST (#)
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For some strange reason Method, i seem to fight with all of your alters. BECAUSE YOU START SHIT WITH ME!!! Ass.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:09:48 EST (#)
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I love it when my alters get all perverted and kinky

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:06:35 EST (#)
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well i have the leather corset, couldn't afford the boots and i can get the buttplug for free. lube or no lube dearest?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:00:43 EST (#)
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And a buttplug with a tail attached and like, fur glued to my body in random patches of deliciousness and then, right, then, you can kick me for not eating my raw fish and say "Bad kitty! Bad! I'm going to have to show you what happens to bad kitties" and then the "wikka wikka waow waow" music kicks in and there's a football team somewhere and I'm like, all tied up with a tail sticking out of my ass you're wearing a leather corset and thigh high boots with your hair in pigtails and your boobs all jiggly and then it's all "Daddy don't touch me there" and the wooden stakes come into it somewhere around here, and we'll need dropcloths on the furniture because of all the human ejaculate and horse piss and oh god

oh

fuck

kljfdlkdi

!!

Sleepy now.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

where's the rest of that video method?

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

circe can i make you wear ears?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:50:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:46:13 (#)
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Tiger - Foreplay.

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<Diddles Self>

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:46:29 EST (#)
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Method you had better not be talking to me or I'll beat you with a spike-covered 15 lb cat.

And then I'll get Circe to attack you, oh yes I will.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:46:13 EST (#)
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Tiger - Foreplay.

inion, just go the whole nine yards, dude. Buy some wooden stakes and just kinda dig them into my back and miaow. That'll do it.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:45:07 EST (#)
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And, has anyone seen Thorpe?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:44:19 EST (#)
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Mind your own business, lady, go camp out on one of your other posts. This post has officially been annexed by the Ubersite Association for the Criminally Insane.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:42:04 EST (#)
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Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on in here?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:41:58 EST (#)
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he had a spiked collar once... i think he ate it. my collar has larger spikes. and a thicker band. i get the tard award for bruisin my collar bones cuz i sneezed while wearing it.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:39:30 EST (#)
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Tie spikes to him. He can borrow Lady Smirk's collar thingie. If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:34:06 EST (#)
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*smirk*

You people are incorrigible.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:32:34 EST (#)
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that can be arranged, but the only cat i have access to is 15lbs to being beaten with him might actually hurt.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:25:57 EST (#)
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Please god, let it be a real cat.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:10:56 EST (#)
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and for that i shall use the cat o nine tails.

buttmunch.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:56:53 EST (#)
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See? What onion tuna said. Bend the tines. No problem. We can experiment on dogs and cats until we get the hang of it.

(Forgive me, inion. I'm immature and found changing your name amusing. I need to be smacked around.)

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:52:42 EST (#)
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bend the tines. wurkt fer mee.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:49:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:45:44 (#)
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Coyote, we can only play that game if you talk to me about AshK and dessert forks while we do it.

It's my new fetish.
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Do you *know* how hard it is to do a clean nipple piercing with one of those things, when the little tines are so closely spaced?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:47:29 EST (#)
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Lady, there's, uh... been a change of plans... I'll get right back to you in about four hours... he should be good and exhausted by then.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:45:44 EST (#)
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Coyote, we can only play that game if you talk to me about AshK and dessert forks while we do it.

It's my new fetish.

Started about ten seconds ago.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:33:00 (#)
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Circe, that sounds like an excellent game. I'm THERE, baby!
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What with all that talk of plates and soup bowls, I'm getting the idea that we're going to have this orgy on a picnic blanket, or perhaps a dinner table. So, let's see... if my head's on a plate, then Snark's left foot is going to be in the salad, and AshK is going to have to be *very* careful about the dessert forks...

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:39:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 03:11:53 (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:43:14 (#)
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But, that's... that's... that's MY place to go with Coyote! What... what is going on?
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Well now, it's time to play this week's bonus game: Hunt the Two-Timing Astrophysicist and Take Him Down Like the Dog He Is.

There are prizes - his head on a plate, his liver in a soup bowl, etc.
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Awwww... don't be upset. We can play that game you like, where I shave off my beard and pretend to be an accountant, and you pretend to be a hooker who's about to be audited, and you desperately need my help but have no way to pay me.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:33:00 EST (#)
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Circe, that sounds like an excellent game. I'm THERE, baby!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 09:16:04 EST (#)
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so rad, what no poker this saturday? or was it friday...

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 08:36:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-04 06:34:50 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-04 04:44:38 (#)
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In Vegas, I am holding you hostage until one is done of me...

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thus the reason I refuse to hook up with anyone at an UBERCON

I actually believe that this might happen.
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You can't believe that you might hook up with Jay? Me neither.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-04 06:34:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-04 04:44:38 (#)
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In Vegas, I am holding you hostage until one is done of me...

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thus the reason I refuse to hook up with anyone at an UBERCON

I actually believe that this might happen.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 06:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you seem like a teenager whose ass i wouldn't want to stomp into the ground. that's actually hard to pull off.

plus yer cute.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-04 06:24:20 EST (#)
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TheSpook: It's because it's too goddamn hot to go outside, so we stay inside and get all melanin deficient.

I see.....I'll stick to my sunshine. Then again, I'm from Ohio, land of the endless gray.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-04 04:44:38 EST (#)
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In Vegas, I am holding you hostage until one is done of me...

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-04 03:33:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 03:11:53 (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:43:14 (#)
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But, that's... that's... that's MY place to go with Coyote! What... what is going on?
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Well now, it's time to play this week's bonus game: Hunt the Two-Timing Astrophysicist and Take Him Down Like the Dog He Is.

There are prizes - his head on a plate, his liver in a soup bowl, etc.
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Coyote is ugly. {no pun}. Cut his hair, shave the pubes from his face, he's an accountant. And a homely one at that. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 03:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:43:14 (#)
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But, that's... that's... that's MY place to go with Coyote! What... what is going on?
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Well now, it's time to play this week's bonus game: Hunt the Two-Timing Astrophysicist and Take Him Down Like the Dog He Is.

There are prizes - his head on a plate, his liver in a soup bowl, etc.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 02:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:46:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tigerlilly, thanks for doing these interviews. Especially this one. You are a very awesome woman, and this was/is/will continue to be quite fun.

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You are very welcome.

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-04 01:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:43:14 (#)
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Davros: Yep, that's me. I usually don't look that nice, though...

Pentameter and Peon: Thanks! I'd agree with you, but I get these random urges to bludgeon even myself to death sometimes, so let's just say that I'd like to murder most teenagers. That made no sense whatsoever.

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Haha. I hate most teens to the point of wanting to bludgeon them too, or worse, even though I'm eighteen. I wonder who the youngest person on here is? It's probably like fourteen but they say they're 20, or 30. I so know that's true. I have a spike necklace identical to yours. I put it on my mannequin (sp) that I got for Xmas, with a leather vest, mini skirt and spiderwed thigh-highs. (I had to cut a hole in a high heel, since one of her shoes has the rod that holds her up. (Not going to leave her like a ho, was just playing till I decide what's best for her- I like the way she scares people, they think she's real.)

I rated this b4 but liked reading again.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*pout* i'm interesting and I want in!

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:46:23 EST (#)
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Ah'd lahk to thank the Acadamy, and Gawd, and my beautiful familah, and...

*drones*

Tigerlilly, thanks for doing these interviews. Especially this one. You are a very awesome woman, and this was/is/will continue to be quite fun.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Davros: Yep, that's me. I usually don't look that nice, though...

Pentameter and Peon: Thanks! I'd agree with you, but I get these random urges to bludgeon even myself to death sometimes, so let's just say that I'd like to murder most teenagers. That made no sense whatsoever.

DanielH: Awwww, thank you!

TheSpook: It's because it's too goddamn hot to go outside, so we stay inside and get all melanin deficient.

ETS: I'm very shy about talking to people in person. There's a difference. Online, it's a lot less like interacting with a real person. Yes I just called you an alter.

Circe: You are the cool, refreshing rain that allows flowers to bloom and life to survive in the barren wastelands of my soul. I typed that with a completely straight face, mind you. Seriously, dear, you are awesome.

But, that's... that's... that's MY place to go with Coyote! What... what is going on?

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Right.

scourge: I thought about it, and then decided that it really wasn't worth the number of people who would inevitably gloat mercilessly, and probably link back to that statement whenever they got the chance. It just seemed like something that should probably be pointed out.

Wisher: Circe explained why my username is LadyPlural, but fuck it- I'm going to explain it too. When I was in middle school, I had just read 'Catch-22'. The bit in the beginning about Yossarian censoring only certain parts of speech amused me, so for a little while I tried doing that to essays and stuff that I wrote for school. Predictably, the teachers did not approve of that, and so I was stuck trying to find another way of entertaining myself.

Just kind of randomly, I thought about referring to myself in a way that wasn't first person. I tried third person, but that seemed a bit excessive. So I decided to try referring to myself in the plural, and that worked out marvelously. We just find it very very satisfying to do so, and the name just kind of stuck to us. For the rest of middle school, and to a limited extent now, when we get bored, we talk in the plural. Just because we can.

Shlongy: I figured that was just a given. I mean, my god, you had me screaming so loudly that I just assumed that the entire planet knew about our little adventure.

MyTeeOne: Go for it. And make sure that it's a good character, because I fully expect to receive a full report on how that ended up.

AshK: Excellent. Phase One of my plan is complete.

Coyote: I've fallen out of top bunks before, but I usually just sleep through the whole thing. You have no idea how much satisfaction I would derive from hearing a waiter say that. And thank you for the compliments. Coming from someone as intelligent as you are, I really appreciate them.

FilthyAssistant: You were one of the other people I'd add to my list. I get the impression that between yourself and Circe, I'd learn pages and pages of wonderfully obscene new words.

Snark: No, silly. 'Turns' is far too organized. We'd just all take part in what would definitely be an orgy too awesome for words, and see how that worked out.

krissi: Yeah! Represent! Or whatever those youngsters are saying these days. Lighting isn't actually my preferred area of work, but it seems to be just something I always end up doing. Not that I actively dislike it or anything. There are simply other things I'd rather be doing, if I were given the option. Still. GO ELECTRICIANS WOOOO!

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:47:54 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:45:59 (#)

I'm just wondering where Miss LP has been?
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I'd say, but I don't want my favorite spot out in the woods getting all popular with the tourists.
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I thought that was our special place! The bloodstained cabin, the shackles attached to trees, the lake where you drowned me almost to the point of death because my wild panic and helpless struggles make you happy...

You two timing manwhore bastard.

Submitted by Aiya (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:06:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:55:11 (#)
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No interview for bigmike.

I know, must be that I refused to send a pic. Believe me, it's easier on you all that way.

Why would you refuse to send a picture?

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-03 23:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wheee! Thank you ever so much. Sorry I wasn't here to provide witty banter today. Today was the last rehearsal before we go to previews in the show that I'm light board op for, and we were at the theater all damn day. But, uhh, I'm here now!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-03 23:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:55:11 EST (#)
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No interview for bigmike.

I know, must be that I refused to send a pic. Believe me, it's easier on you all that way.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:49:06 EST (#)
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Hello Lady P.

Nicely done.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:45:59 (#)

I'm just wondering where Miss LP has been?
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I'd say, but I don't want my favorite spot out in the woods getting all popular with the tourists.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:45:59 EST (#)
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I'm just wondering where Miss LP has been?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She refers to herself as "we" from time to time.

She uses the word "darling" without irony, and manages to make it sound genuine.

She sends me erotic novels.

She uses the letter 'q' in her name, even though it doesn't belong there, because she feels it's underappreciated and codependent on the letter 'u' and she wants to give it confidence and self-respect.

Her voice is the most wildly arousing collection of sharpened consanants and lightly drawled vowels I've ever heard in my life, and she makes me blush like a schoolgirl when she mentions her breasts.

I would seduce her and feed her grapes and read to her for the next thousand years if I wasn't already trapped in this LOVELESS SHAM OF A MARRIAGE.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-03 21:38:11 EST (#)
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Make that 'regal' and 'dignified'. That's how you look in that picture. Sort of Victorian. I can see you in the dress with the corset and everything, although you'd be the rebellious one who would refuse to wear it.

That's the kind of picture from which a master painting could be made.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-03 21:34:01 EST (#)
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This is the first time I've seen a picture of you that wasn't the back of her head... No, I take that back. Hell, I drew one. What the fuck was I thinking?

Nice interview and stuff. You're extremely talkative...if your MSN convos are anything to go by, so the bit about shyness is bullshit.

And although I'm still not exactly sure how you can be both afraid of change and changable, I'm willing to let it slide.

Plus, I think you look pretty in that picture.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-03 21:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-03 21:01:41 EST (#)
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I don't understand how half the girls in the state of Florida are pasty white.

I'm so glad I don't live in the swamp.

Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2006-01-03 21:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LP is a highly sentient girl who's an asset to this or any site where informed commentary is the crux of its essence (and who wouldn't hesitate to bitchslap anyone who used a sentence this stilted).

Examples work more forcefully upon the mind than precepts, you see.

The few times I've posted here, I've always hoped to find a review from her, and have had that pleasure several times; although never the pleasure of finding her.

She's a Lady, twice over. ++++

Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2006-01-03 20:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Chuck Palahniuk. One of my favorite authors.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 19:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She has as they say 'an old soul.'
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Definitely shows in her eyes and her attitude/outlook.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:51:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:38:19 (#)
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LadyPlural is one of the few teenagers who I don't want to bludgeon to death...and that's a very good thing.
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Hahahhaaaaaaaa Yeah I feel that way too.

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Perhaps it is because she doesn't act like a little 18 year old twat like most of the other children here. I never would've guessed her age if I hadn't asked her months ago. She has as they say 'an old soul.'

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:38:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

LadyPlural is one of the few teenagers who I don't want to bludgeon to death...and that's a very good thing.
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Hahahhaaaaaaaa Yeah I feel that way too.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This teenager passes the test

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dirty, legal, and a techy. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:38:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

LadyPlural is one of the few teenagers who I don't want to bludgeon to death...and that's a very good thing.
___________

ouch.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:05:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:52:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck bitch, when do I get interviewed?

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C'mon Method. You and I both know I've already interviewed two of your alters. Enough already. ;)

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bahahahhaa

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LadyPlural is one of the few teenagers who I don't want to bludgeon to death...and that's a very good thing.

Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:32:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I was a fucking *scout*. I can tie you up so well you'll barely feel my gigantic member penetrate your popper for the pain of the rope.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting and honest stuff.

If that is really you, you look nothing like I imagined.

Oh and and as an aside....

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:10:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you ever get my email?

-Dave

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Manda, i don't think so.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you ever get my email?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:52:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck bitch, when do I get interviewed?

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C'mon Method. You and I both know I've already interviewed two of your alters. Enough already. ;)

Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG! Another female lighting tech geek! Hurray LadyPlural!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck bitch, when do I get interviewed?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No. No Matt. I am planning on interviewing you. Cool your jets.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You must really hate me after the whole TigerMeth thing. If I apologize, will you consider reversing the cancellation of my interview?

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:27:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:07:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay! I am being interviewed!......... soon!.....?....

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Yes. Yes you are. I'll let you know.

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YAY! :D

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"AshK, Coyote, Circe, Snark"

Are those in order? Cuz, there's not going to be much left for me after those three are done with you...

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:07:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay! I am being interviewed!......... soon!.....?....

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Yes. Yes you are. I'll let you know.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:05:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Some old lecherous drunk once snuck up behind me in the pub and snarled "I want to cum in your hair" into the back of my neck. Quite why your picture reminded me of that incident is probably best left a mystery.

What!!!??? You HEARD that?

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay! I am being interviewed!......... soon!.....?....

And no, I am not an alter of method... or anyone else. Darn you people and your rumors you spread..... Fine! I can spread fake rumors too!

BartBart = The Real Michael Jackson

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Some old lecherous drunk once snuck up behind me in the pub and snarled "I want to cum in your hair" into the back of my neck. Quite why your picture reminded me of that incident is probably best left a mystery.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:42:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim may not be any more important than a noob...but Shlongy sure the fuck is.

Where's MY interview?

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Shlongy I've told you. I'm saving the best for last.

What if this "series" gets dropped by the Uber network before I get my interview? It COULD happen.
People even got sick of Miami Vice and LA Law after a number of years at "Number 1".

I'm just kidding...I couldn't care less if I ever get mine.

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't have time to read all this right now, but I couldn't agree more with your answer to the first question. +2 on the basis of that response for now.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That being said, LP was a pretty good interview.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tim, I'm only interviewing people who express interest in this. I'm not contacting them, they're contacting me. And there really is no fair way to do this which is why I'm picking names. Thus far this series has worked pretty well the way that I have been doing it. I appreciate your advice but this here is my show.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:44:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

The truth is, I'm not in any rush.

This just gives me more time to "make up" some additional stories about my fantasy life.

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My pretend exploits will shock the nation.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

you're right, i am no more important than a noob. i want to interviewed because i think it'll be fun, and because i like attention.

but brdn_nkd is more important than a noob. jack_maccullum is more important than a noob. snark is more important than a noob. the_caes is more important than a noob. comicbookguy is more important than a noob. a noob himself, Axolotl is more important than a noob. loki is more important than a noob. scholongy is more important than a noob. bart is more important than a noob.

just because they've been around longer doesn't mean shit.

i think you should interview people who will make for good interviews.

but as i've said, this is your thing, and you can certainly do whatever the fuck you want. i'm just giving my opinion.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The truth is, I'm not in any rush.

This just gives me more time to "make up" some additional stories about my fantasy life.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This pretty much rocked all around, from the honest reincarnation response to the last dream thing-- I once did something similar except it was off the top bunk of a bunk bed and I awoke in midflight.

I didn't really think it was possible for a teenager to both have a nuanced and considered worldview, and to be able to articulate it with humor. Does this count as a worldview? I don't know, but I can't be bothered to think of the right phrasing right now.

Also, this left me with a distinct soundflash of a very posh English waiter saying "Would madame perhaps care to remove the twigs and bark from her coiffure before perusing the wine list?"

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:38:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim may not be any more important than a noob...but Shlongy sure the fuck is.

Where's MY interview?

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Shlongy I've told you. I'm saving the best for last.

Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Erod.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim may not be any more important than a noob...but Shlongy sure the fuck is.

Where's MY interview?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:30:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA...you're an ass! And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
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:-) Big Smile.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am pulling out a Sexual Ninja Electrician character for my next improv show. Thank you. I'll do my best to do you justice.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

PS Tim, stop tooting your own horn here. You're no more important than a noob. And I really dont think LP is a noob and really who cares. People are people. Just b/c you've been around longer doesn't mean shit. Sorry but it is the truth.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe that this broad didn't mention anything about our one-night-stand - OK, one-hour-stand - where we did it until I screamed "uncle".

She's too old for me now...

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tim, I've already interviewed Loren and Apollo. Or did I miss something here?

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hmm...fair enough.

but can you blame me?

with intended no offense to any of the interviewees, i have long been telling dear tigerlily that she should not choose randomly, but rather by who would be the best interview. which is obviously me, since i am awesome.

seriously...we'd all love to see a bart interview, an urbane interview (as much as most people dislike her, that'd be sweet to see, providing katie has the cojones to ask the tough questions), a loren interview, an apollo interview, a jmg interview.

but on the other hand, i see where she's going by interviewing noobs, and i kind of like it. providing that she can go on forever, and interview everybody.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:26:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Well, you asked. Here's a rundown:
WMD's - yup, Bush didn't lie. They're in my ass.
Jimmy Hoffa - in my ass.
All extinct species - in me bum.
Shlongy and Method - both currently in my ass.
Remains of Jesus Christ - in my blasphemous ass. Why do you think they never found his body?
Orgasmatron's unposted poetry - in my ass.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA...you're an ass! And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm almost too aroused to comment.

You do, in fact, rock.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought my muse smelled faintly of underwear and yogurt enema formula.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've always liked ladyplural.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:17:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow MF...you have some interesting things up that ass? What else is hiding up there? You sound like Marry Poppins and her carpet bag.
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Well, you asked. Here's a rundown:
WMD's - yup, Bush didn't lie. They're in my ass.
Jimmy Hoffa - in my ass.
All extinct species - in me bum.
Shlongy and Method - both currently in my ass.
Remains of Jesus Christ - in my blasphemous ass. Why do you think they never found his body?
Orgasmatron's unposted poetry - in my ass.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing at all Tim, I love ya.

That wasn't scorn at all, just calling you a drunken irish bitch for trying to whore yourself out for these interviews.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:16:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

She probably just pulled it out of her ass, just like I did with mine. Ha ha

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The fist was coated with margerine or lard, right?
Otherwise...man. Chaffing APLENTY.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:50:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim you are such a drunken Irish bitch, i swear to God
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why thank you. dare i ask what i have done to earn your scorn?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow MF...you have some interesting things up that ass? What else is hiding up there? You sound like Marry Poppins and her carpet bag.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:13:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

So, let me ask that question now.

Tiger: How did you come up with your Uber name?

Sorry, forgot that one.
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She probably just pulled it out of her ass, just like I did with mine. Ha ha.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So, let me ask that question now.

Tiger: How did you come up with your Uber name?

Sorry, forgot that one.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why Hadley, are you implying that Electro is one of my alters?

Perish the thought, there's no WAY I could pull that off.

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Liked her answers, but I want to know what her user name means. It makes me think of her and another girl sharing one user name, but that can't be right.

Also love the roping to a tree idea for a pre-date icebreaker. {I can tie some wicked knots...}

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha she's so young!

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where is Shlongy with his obligatory comment of "I'd fuck Lady _Plural if I wasn't old enough to be her Daddy, oh who cares, I'd fuck her in the pooper anyway".

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-03 15:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:50:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim you are such a drunken Irish bitch, i swear to God

P.S. These suck. Interview Electro.
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How many times do you want to be interviewed, boy?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:50:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim you are such a drunken Irish bitch, i swear to God

P.S. These suck. Interview Electro.

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Funny you should say that Method. He is my next male interview.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:50:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim you are such a drunken Irish bitch, i swear to God

P.S. These suck. Interview Electro.

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Yes, Electro is an interesting character.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim you are such a drunken Irish bitch, i swear to God

P.S. These suck. Interview Electro.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm starting to be really bored with these TMI's. I think this'll be the last one I read.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:22:16 (#)
Ranking: 1

i was entertained....

and captivated by the thought that i'll be interviewed some day

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Hows about some cheese with that whine?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You should have left the last line off, little grammar Nazi, and watched the idiot brigade scream it out a few hundred times. Why ruin their fun?

I wonder how many minutes until this gets on most heated....

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Good read.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i was entertained....

and captivated by the thought that i'll be interviewed some day

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha ha excellent. I'd rape you...especially now that you quoted me in your TMI.

You are a funky chick.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-03 14:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, you're 18 now. This Feb when we re-do the Boobs of Uber post, I want to be sure yours are in there.

Oh please God, someone re-do it.