Flinky™ IV: The Horse Named Harry (746 hits)
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Submitted by RyuFu (View user info) at 2006-01-03 16:53:06 EST
Part 1 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/78587
Part 2 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/78727
Part 3 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/79200
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<KNOCK KNOCK>
"WHO'S THERE?!?...I-I mean...who's there, please?"
I gave Squirmy a puzzled look. I thought we had the wrong house for a second.
"Harry! It's me, Flinky!"
"Flinky?! But...I thought they...uh...c-come on in!"
"The door's locked."
"Oh, right! L-let me get that for you....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
As soon as Harry noticed the Squirmy by my side he darted behind the couch in the living room.
"Flinky, mon--it look like yer ol' friend is afraid of squirrels. Harry, come out, mon! I won't bite unless you make me."
"No way man! I'm wise to your kind! First you come beat me up, then you threaten to kill my old friend--GET AWAY FROM ME!!"
I had never seen my old pal in such spirits. Squirmy is feisty, but I didn't think even he was capable of taking down Harry, large as he was.
"Harry, it's okay. We just came by to find out what the heck is going on, and it sounds like you have some idea what that might be."
"No way man! I dunno what you're talkin' about! Who sent you?"
"Harry--calm down and listen. I don't have that much time. I woke up yesterday with a decapitated horse head in my bed."
"NOO--"
"Shut up, I'm not done. There was a note: it said to bring back 'the goods' or I'm gonna get killed. Who wants to kill me and what are these 'goods?'"
Harry looked pretty pathetic lying on his side, letting his tears form a puddle around his head.
"Nooo...nooo......<sob>...I can't believe them!! They told me they wouldn't kill my cousin Herman if I gave them a name. "
"WHAT?! You sent them to kill me?!?"
"I'm sorry, man, I was desperate!!"
"But I don't even know what they want!! What good would I be to them, huh? They would kill me, find nothing, then probably come back to kill you."
"I-I.....don't know. I don't even know what was in the briefcase."
"Whoa, mon! I know what dis wos about! I read about a gang of squirrel ninjas in da paper dis mornin'! I tink I know about dis briefcase--Squeegee told me about a briefcase once!"
Harry's tears stopped at once. His sad face instantly changed.
"Oh really, little squirrel. Flinky, get down on the ground and put your hands behind your back. I have some business to discuss with your little friend here."
Harry pulled out a shotgun almost out of nowhere and pointed it at us. Despite my shock, I was able to obey his command. Squirmy was at a loss for words.
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Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:32:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-04 08:34:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-01-04 08:17:03 (#)
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I enjoy you very much, sirrah, but stop poaching Fintan's territory. He and Bob Geldoff dislike that sort of activity.
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I heard Fintan doesn't mind too much...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-01-04 08:17:03 EST (#)
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I enjoy you very much, sirrah, but stop poaching Fintan's territory. He and Bob Geldoff dislike that sort of activity.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-04 07:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Squirrel ninjas
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yay!
i was beginning to think you wouldn't continue this series.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-03 16:53:38 EST (#)
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Goddamn, nearly a month since my last post!