Uber Post (824 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2006-01-03 17:54:56 EST
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Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-01-05 03:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-29 18:37:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, that's it! Isn't there a site out there where someone can
write an ass-kicking review of Jack's book? That way, Jack would
become wealthy and the author*wink*of said review would get
a cut.
*******
I had to loop for this one since, obviously, I haven't missed anything.
Budda, you can go to Amazon, find his stuff, and be The First...to leave a comment.
I tried it about 6 months ago but the assholes won't let you leave an URL, a link to
a free sample(Ubersite)and were generally very restrictive about what you could say
on the review.
I figured if rufus wasn't concerned about 'packing' the reviews with a dozen or so screen
names and addressses, why should I?
Besides, he doesn't strike me as one who shares.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:05:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, the symbolism is ladled on in thick and runny dollops. How can you miss it?
Internet = wasteland... but wait, there's something up ahead... Ubersite!
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I liked the analogy...finally a Jack post I don't have to -2!
When are you going to finish the Allahtown series? I was enjoying those.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This deserves about .5
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You will be pleased by this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81858#1767168
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 09:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mmmmmm....posty.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
er, wait, thats white orange white, or something.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it's a cigerette?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-01-04 00:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm, one thousand more hits, eh...?
I'm sure that has nothing to with beating out Gib for the MVA, does it? Nooooo, nothing like that.
You're just as stupidly obsessed as the rest of us, don't even try and deny it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-03 22:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Post Post Tuesday?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 21:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-03 20:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just found out that I'm in the market for different housing as well. Sigh. Looks like I'll be moving february-ish
darn expensive housing!!
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Tell ya one thing, fuck this city. If I have to move, I think I'll hit the suburbs.
BART, here I come.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-01-03 21:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't you get it?
the post is gay!
it's a homosexual rod in an arid desert (the male anus???) which is clearly a visual reference to this lone man (Jack) stabbing (erotically? mechanically? orgasmically?) at the, ahem, fountain of effluent this site produces.
it couldn't be more obvious.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-03 20:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just found out that I'm in the market for different housing as well. Sigh. Looks like I'll be moving february-ish
darn expensive housing!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 20:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-03 19:28:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
Koolmang already did this, and it was much funnier.
That aside, good luck looking for a new poverty-styled rentable crack den.
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Thanks dude! When all is said and done that may be all I can affiord.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-03 20:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's the +2 button!!!???
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-03 20:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Took me a while to get it. I feel an absolute tool.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-03 19:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Koolmang already did this, and it was much funnier.
That aside, good luck looking for a new poverty-styled rentable crack den.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-03 19:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an unfinished story about a stick, but it won't get the
hits or reviews you get for a post in the ground. Go figure.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 19:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2006-01-03 19:04:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like a giant cigarette.
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That was part of the appeal for me.
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2006-01-03 19:04:20 EST (#)
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looks like a giant cigarette.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a post alright.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh - made me chuckle with that one.
although I suppose my posts could use a good deal more gore to really resemble yours. Oh, and actual writing skillz... that might help.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:09:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
<judokamode>I've seen something similar in Jack McCallum's work.</judokamode>
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:08:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Also...
Between looking for a new place to live and working on shitty stories, I'm brain-fried.
But I need about 1000 more hits.
No reason.
Just feel like getting them.
I'll move along now...
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You lie. I just checked.
You're not working on shitty stories.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you inspire me Jack...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81835
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also...
Between looking for a new place to live and working on shitty stories, I'm brain-fried.
But I need about 1000 more hits.
No reason.
Just feel like getting them.
I'll move along now...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:04:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
it's the post where they chain up the sacraficial Republican in Berkley, isn't it? -
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Hahaha!
And see that mark just above the white line? That's where I bit the wood (so to speak) when I was flogged. Bastards.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hooray for symbolism
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, the symbolism is ladled on in thick and runny dollops. How can you miss it?
Internet = wasteland... but wait, there's something up ahead... Ubersite!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it's the post where they chain up the sacraficial Republican in Berkley, isn't it?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I come back to Uber, click on the first post on the list and its good ole jacky boy showin his ass again....some things never change.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quitting, I suppose?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-03 18:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
People use swing and a miss too often.
I'd say this is a passed ball.
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gave me a chuckle.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-03 17:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Think about this one...