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Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2006-01-04 02:53:41 EST


For some reason I want to suck the milk out of a womans breast. I am not sure why. It is just a turn on to me. I think it might be from when I was younger the only porn I had access to was my mothers "How to breast feed" video.

Unfortunatly they were all ugly women with 70's haircuts or afros. But it got the job done. Until I left it in the VCR and my mother found it. She thought I was pretty disgusting and yelled a lot. I tried telling her it was the breasts I was looking at and not the act itself but she made me see a shrink anyway.

The shrink, 'Dr. Jennie' kept asking me weather it was the wondering what it tasted like or if my mother did not nurture me enough and I wanted to go back to being a baby so I could get the attention I had when I was younger.

She would not believe I just needed some visual stimulation for caressing my boy muscle. After about fifteen sessions I gave up and told her it was lack of attention since my younger brother was born. After another three sessions with my mother, I did not have to return.

The thing is, after the sessions with the shrink. I have started having a fetish about it. While in sessions Dr. Jennie would say things like, "Do you want to grab the breast with your hand and cover the nipple with your lips?".

Naturally it would make me horney as hell. After just about every session I would have to go to the bathroom and relieve myself. ( It did not help that Dr. Jennie was hot descent looking.) God I miss her.

So technically it is the psychiatrist that fucked up my head. Which is why I refuse to go to another one.

I have never gotten a chance to try breast milk from a luscious breast... or an ugly one for that matter. But I will probably never get over this fetish until I do.



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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for sharing.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

young man, there is absolutley nothing wrong with you. you are completely normal.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love it that everyone on uber is proper fucked up.

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Disturbing... yet interesting.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

So technically it is the psychiatrist that fucked up my head. Which is why I refuse to go to another one.
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Ha ha true.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd say "seek help" but apparently, that didn't work.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no one with a fetish fetish?

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Anime started a (slight, very slight. More a curiousity) breast milk fetish. My first g/f started an S&M fetish. My 11th grade math teacher started my Asian fetish. Years of porn watching and final anal penetration started my ass fetish. Being an American guy started my tit fetish.

I guess I just don't have normal sex ever. Too many overlapping fetishs.

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-01-04 09:51:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-04 03:07:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Its cool man, they have milk in cartons now at the store


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haha

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 03:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Anime did it for me. It is those high pitched asian voices.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-04 03:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My Japanese teacher back in grade 8 started my Asian fetish...

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-04 03:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its cool man, they have milk in cartons now at the store


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