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The Angry Drug (913 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.65 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Paul Blakeford <paulblakeford1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-04 10:10:53 EST


The Angry Drug

The intoxication of anger can be like a drug
Given you drunken power while it devours something inside you that makes you go sour

The intoxication of rage can even cripple a sage
Dulling your ability to think while it causes you to sink into a mindset that festers and stinks

The intoxication of hate can feel first rate
You are now a member of a special class that is born to rule the world and clean up the world's trash

The intoxication of wrath can make a good laugh
Many of the best jokes are sadistic in spirit, as are the content of most popular rap lyrics

Are you hooked to hating me as I am hooked to hating you?
Are you addicted to all of our conflict?
Is there a way for us to learn to love and trust?
Is there a way to recover from our drug of nonsense?


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User Reviews


Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-10-04 16:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I also liked this.

Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-11 13:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone who calls himself fartsmeller is calling ME gay? Now THAT'S poetic irony!

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your post is fucking gay.

You're fucking gay.

Find a new website.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

psshhh

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-01-04 21:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No, its Tequila.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-04 18:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The post blows.

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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:19:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Rhymes go with spacing. Learn them. Love them. Enter key is your friend.

There once was a man from Nantucket,(HIT ENTER NOW!)
Who's dick was so long he could suck it. (ENTER!)
He said with a grin, (ENTER KEY ONCE AGAIN!)
As he wiped off his chin: (OMFG ONE MORE TIME WITH THE ENTER)
"Boy it feels good to suck it."

And your done.
_____________________________________
The last line is, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it."


Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why are you scouring the site for any post that has to do with feminism, then bringing them to the front page where they really have no business?

Whatever the reason, cut the crap.


Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you then man.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The Angry Log

The constipation of beef can be quite a pain
Giving you powder-dry butthole while it lurches inside you like an engine that won't turn over

The constipation of beans can really be quite mean
Taxing your ability to push while it calls your veins and insides to throb between your thighs

The constipation of cheddar isn't much better
You are now subject to a special type of indigestion that is sprung from poorly-worked dairy trapped in your bung

The constipation of writing can be quite inviting
Many of the best posts are creative and bold, as are the comments left by users of old

Are you hooked to hating me as I am hooked to having fun with you?
Are you addicted to this semblance of conflict?
Is there a way for you to push your poop-hole and flush whatever it is that's in you out, out into the waters of the waiting bowl?
Is there a way to recover from your scattered nonsense?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:16:04 (#)
Ranking: 1

chiken pot,
chiken pot,
chiken pot piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.
============
Exactly.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

chiken pot,
chiken pot,
chiken pot piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was fucking awesome Paul. I really felt your rage in this piece. The ability to express emotion like this hasn't been seen since Milli Vanilli blamed it on the rain

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think i just read your suicide obituary.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:25:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

"And you're done"
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Shit I fucked up! NO! I AM ONE OF THOSE POSTERS WHO CAN'T USE PUNCTUATION!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Good catch earth.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Rubbish

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"And you're done"

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Rhymes go with spacing. Learn them. Love them. Enter key is your friend.

There once was a man from Nantucket,(HIT ENTER NOW!)
Who's dick was so long he could suck it. (ENTER!)
He said with a grin, (ENTER KEY ONCE AGAIN!)
As he wiped off his chin: (OMFG ONE MORE TIME WITH THE ENTER)
"Boy it feels good to suck it."

And your done.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

When does the screaming guitar, heavy bass, double-kiccker and bad masks come in?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-04 10:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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