A White Woman Explains Why She Prefers Black Men (5748 hits)
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Submitted by Leroy Brown AKA Smack Fuck (View user info) at 2006-01-04 11:45:52 EST
December 28-Jan 3, 2006
A WHITE WOMAN EXPLAINS WHY SHE PREFERS BLACK MEN
"How many white men can treat a woman like a lady and ravish her too?"
By Susan Crain Bakos
Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh. There's only one patch of skin on a white man's body that remotely compares to nearly every inch of a black man's skin. The first time I caressed black skin, it felt like a luxury I shouldn't be able to afford. I craved it more strongly than Carrie Bradshaw craved Manolo Blahnik shoes. That phrase, "Once you go black, you never go back" is all about the feeling of the skin.
And I had the socially acceptable explanation for my craving. I used that paucity-of-available-white-partners rationale to explain my relationships with black men for several years. A white woman past forty is often passed over by her white-male contemporaries. She goes younger or ethnic or foreign-born or down the socioeconomic scale or darker or she spends lonely nights at home with her cats. Black men are happy to get the babe they couldn't have when she was twentysomething and fertile. The laws of the marketplace do prevail. It's not me, it's them—them being the white guys who weren't after me anymore, or so I claimed.
That's a lie. The truth is, I attract about the same percentage of available white men my age (and far younger!) now as I did when I was thirty—and that's not including the unavailable white men who want to play around anyway.
Enough white men want me that I was hardly facing enforced celibacy, but I don't want them.
I want black men. They want me. We look at one another and exchange a visible frisson of sexual energy in the lingering glances. And our attraction is based first on race. We are not those couples who "happen to fall in love" with someone of a different race or more purposefully come together but out of some greater sense of interracial understanding and respect. Not as politically-correct men and women do we seek one another out. The Internet has made it a lot easier for us to find each other now. Men advertise: ebony seeks ivory. Women write: seeking tall, dark, and handsome. Very dark. We are not the same people who say: Race is not important. It is important to us. We have race-specific desires.
Even in a time when nearly 40 percent of single Americans have dated outside their race, that deliberate seeking of the specific other makes some people, especially black women, damned mad.
We are what they denigrate and castigate: white women and black men who choose one another because of our racial differences. They resent our taking their men. Black men are two and a half times more likely to marry a white woman than a black woman is to marry a white man. Black women can point to that statistic in justifying their wrath. But in truth, black sisters, we're after the sex, not the ring—and these guys aren't the marrying kind anyway.
Yes, the sex!
The woman who goes after black men is a variant of sex journalist Susie Bright's "white bitch in heat," a woman who puts sex first even though women aren't supposed to do that. According to one school of thought, white women turn to black men when their sex drives kick into higher gear and their social inhibitions recede into the rearview mirror. It's a "yes, baby, now I'm ready for you" reaction.
When we get to the "yes, baby" place, they know it, and they are ready and waiting for us. Black men have more energy, style and edge than white men. They know how to flirt, a nearly lost art among the rest of us. A black man is so damned sexy because he knows how to make a woman feel sexy.
Black men have something white guys don't have anymore: confidence in their masculinity, their sexuality. They clearly know they're men. White men appear to be waiting for the latest sociological research study to let them know if they are men or not. Yet black men are gentlemen, something else white men no longer are. They make me feel like a woman, both respected and desired. I can let go of my inhibitions, my need to control, when I am with them. How many white men can treat a woman like a lady and ravish her too?
I often felt in my White Period that only during heated sex does that little layer of air bubbles between me and the world pop and disappear, leaving me open to intimate connection. It takes a lot of friction for two white people to get that close. These black men, so alive with erotic electricity, cut through the bubbles with a touch, a caress, a kiss—and they free me—and I can truly touch them. I am like a pampered passenger in a Porsche with an expert driver at the wheel. I know I could suggest a route change, but I never really want to do that. On the other hand, the last time I had sex with a white man, we slogged along a bumpy road in a really old VW, the driver like the typical bumbling tv husband who would neither ask for nor accept the directions he badly needed.
My current lover, a handsome businessman, seduced me via eye contact at a neighborhood bar while I was eating burgers with a friend. Without saying a word, he paid the compliments, asked the questions with his expressive eyes. He didn't move over to sit beside me and ask if he could buy me a drink until he knew the time was right. Both soft-spoken and assertive, he has impeccable manners and charm. I was kissing him in a cab 30 minutes after that drink.
On another night in that same bar, a different black man, an artist, knelt and kissed my knees.
I am sure there must be some black men who aren't good in bed. Personally, I have not experienced one who isn't. (True, I am not dating down the socioeconomic ladder, but I didn't do that when I dated white either, so the racial comparisons seem valid and fair.) They look better than white men, they touch and kiss and make love better than white men. Statistically, their penises are only a fraction of an inch bigger on average, but they seem bigger and harder.
White men over 40 have lost their waistlines and their zest for life—if they ever had it. They carry resentments, grudges and extra pounds in their basketball bellies. Perhaps a good part of that bloat is unhappiness. Even the thin ones look flabby somehow and deeply aggrieved. They nurse the smallest perceived slight longer than their double shots of Scotch. Surely our culture as much as biology turns them into softer, spongier, less-interesting versions of their youthful selves just at the point where women and black men and other minorities are emerging strong. Society overvalues the white man, leaving him angry and bitter when he realizes, around age 40, that he's not all that.
With the exception of some Italians, white men don't turn me on anymore.
That admission puts me in the same category as the older man only interested primarily or exclusively in young women. While women my age scowl and frown at these aging, Upper West Side Boomers pushing strollers as the hand of the thin, blonde wife 20 years their junior rests lightly on their arm, I feel a kinship with the old goats. We are the same, me and that bald white guy, drawn to the exotic other, not caring that the object of our desire has no childhood memory of a Kennedy assassination or a typical WASP Sunday dinner of over-roasted beef, lumpy mashed potatoes and soggy vegetables.
Analyze the roots of attractions all you want—like scientists have done—and you won't come up with a perfect explanation for why we crave what we do. Desire rises from our depths and is gloriously oblivious to the good opinion of others. Yet until recently, I pretended that my lust was an equal-opportunity craving, because that seemed like the right thing to do.
Halfway through the first glass of wine in my last date with a white man, I realized that little clouds of sadness and self-pity were regularly fluffing off his psyche like the dust clouds kicked up by that dirt-smudged "Peanuts" character as he walks through Charlie Brown's life. This guy was at least mildly depressed, and I wanted to tell him to exercise, lose weight, trim the combover and get interested in something outside yourself. I would have walked out on him immediately, but he seemed to expect that. I couldn't deliver the blow to his ego proffered like the naked neck of a martyr to the ax. My Southern cousins would describe his general demeanor as a "hangdog air." Into the second glass of wine and glancing longingly at the exit, I wanted to hang that dog myself when he mentioned that his face was flushed—I hadn't noticed—because he'd taken a Viagra "just in case."
What did he think would entice me more: That he assumed sex was probable because I'm a sex journalist—or that he would need chemical help if sex did occur?
I cannot even imagine a black man bungling an attempted seduction in such a sad way.
That was my last token white guy. I recently came out of my racial-preference closet and told my friends, "I love black men. I'm not attracted to white men over 40, and I'm not dating them anymore. Really, it's not them, it's me.
Nobody was surprised.
User Reviews
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:02:29 EST (#)
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Yea she's a bitch, I'm suprised loren1 doesn't like her.
Hell I'm suprised she doesn't KNOW her, don't bitches have a union?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:43:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:36:49 (#)
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Almost every "mud shark" white girl I have seen with a "brotha" has looked like a first cousin to the Hindenburg.
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ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:36:49 EST (#)
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Almost every "mud shark" white girl I have seen with a "brotha" has looked like a first cousin to the Hindenburg.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:24:03 EST (#)
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very intersting article
as a forty two year old white man, the accusations ring horribly true. profoundly true in some ways, and they are quite an indictment (i think that's the word) of our society.
mind you, this woman does seem a bit of a bitch.
and i bet she'd root woody allen if he gave her the chance.
Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2006-01-19 03:30:50 EST (#)
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Funny.....I didnt realise "ladies" liked getting pimp slapped and called bitch and hoe all the time...
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-01-19 03:04:12 EST (#)
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All the good white men are taken because not all women wait until they're 40 to try and find a good one. No wonder you prefer black men to the white table scraps. The good black men aren't married because black men don't get married; they impregnate and vanish.
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-01-19 02:54:08 EST (#)
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I hear ya girl, but you cant trust 'em worth shit....
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-05 15:09:54 EST (#)
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I can tell you peons are angry because this post got attention without me doing any work, more than the posts you spend hourse crafting out of the incredible ammount of horseshit that fills your little heads.
What pathetic creatures lurk in this swamp.
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:51:48 EST (#)
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Right...unfortunately they tend to be loud and dumb...and poor...
Why cant stevie Wonder Read? Because hes black.
Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:19:31 EST (#)
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This was stupid. First of all, it was just a cut and paste article, which sucks.
The article itself sucked even more, since it makes black people sound like some superior race. I don't believe in stereotypes, I've met a few white men myself who lived up to your image of the black men. I've also met loads of black men who did NOT live up to that. It depends on the men themselves, not the colour of their skin. There's assholes of every colour. And there's good guys of every race.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:55:03 EST (#)
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P.S.
I am black.
Black men prefer women who don't see people in terms of race, however, if you must stereotype soooooooooooo ridiculously i'm sure you can find someone to dominate you, you fuckng know-nothing moron.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:52:41 EST (#)
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hit whoring and shitness just reached a new level.
rot, die, and all that, just don't forget how sad and meaningless your real life is.
Don't forget you dont have any real friends.
Don't forget that you are depressed and incompetent at almst everything you do.
Happy New Year
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:30:44 EST (#)
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Cut and paste crap. Offer an opinion why don't you.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:42:58 (#)
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Thank god for the sickle cell.
This should be in quotes since it is not an original statement. Qualify your quotes next time please.
I had this long reply written about how stereotypes are wrong but......
....I'm not going to get into that argument.
I will say this though:
There is no substitute for confidence. It doesn't matter what color you are.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-04 21:31:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:42:58 (#)
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Thank god for the sickle cell.
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hahahhahha...bastard.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 21:18:15 EST (#)
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Icarus is a Joo
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-01-04 21:02:54 EST (#)
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Neurotics annoy me. Bitch should get treated for sexual abuse, get the fuck over herself, and stop pretending people care about her existence on this planet. I imagine a good, hard slap across the jaw would have about the same effect. Seriously, I prefer redheads, but you don't see me writing a 500-word article about it.
And sorry. Not black either. Or latino. Or asian.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-04 21:01:39 EST (#)
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Hmmm... I have a strange desire to watch "Mandingo" now.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 20:43:23 EST (#)
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Icarus: she specifically said she that she didn't go downmarket, not every black guy on earth is a 'gangsta'.
But you seem pretty angry about this, like you've had some bad experiences in prison.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-01-04 20:12:04 EST (#)
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Smack
So people plagiarize shit like this because they're confident? Have you ever met the average rap-loving, bling-wearing, Fitty-Cent quoting gangster? They're about as confident as the fat chick at the hot tub party - hence the adoption of the pre-packaged, over-marketed pre-canned image. They're trash; human beings without a single redeeming value who would be better off dead; it's just that most people don't have the courage to come out and tell them that to their face.
And before you lay in, I'm not white.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-01-04 20:00:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:02:24 (#)
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Black men have something white guys don't have anymore: confidence in their masculinity, their sexuality. They clearly know they're men."""
That line was hilarious.
I guess wearing ridiculously loose clothes to hide your skinny body or having a fake gangsta attidude or constantly playing the race card instead of actually proving yourself are all signs of being a self-confident man.
Most girls I know cannot stand niggers. I even met a black girl who hates niggers. No, nigger is not an offensive word since they call themselves just that.
Am I being racist? Not really. Most africans I met were nice and polite. Haitians however, I haven't met one that wasn't behaving like a social cockroach. I wish they weren't french-speaking and would pollute somewhere else.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
There is a big difference between a "black" man and a "nigger".
A nigger can come in any color!
I myself have not dated black men, but I do know several successful black people and they are who I believe this journalist is referring to.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:47:01 EST (#)
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What a crock of shit. Black men are a small percentage of the men in the U.S.
The female? author of the piece could hump ten white men for every black
she could find. Maybe her inability to connect with white men says loads
about her personality. If she's only after a huge dick, then:
A. Look in the mirror.
B. Be the Donkey Lady in Tijuana.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:41:09 EST (#)
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I care.
No, no, really!
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:39:49 EST (#)
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*puke
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:37:40 EST (#)
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You crybaby fags are no better than Shaneeqwa & Shantel having hissy fits when some 'brother' says he likes white girls better. Ya'll better check yo-selves.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:19:34 EST (#)
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Oh, and -2 die. You or the author - I don't really care.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:14:34 EST (#)
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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a Domino's Pizza?
A: A Domina's Pizza can feed a family of four.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:03:26 EST (#)
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Black men have something white guys don't have anymore: confidence in their masculinity, their sexuality.
Just for arguments sake this is a load of crap.
The author can kiss my lilly white 3.5" penis.
Right after her porn shoot is over, whore.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-04 17:10:42 EST (#)
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loren is smart.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 16:51:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:59:42 (#)
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Also, I hear that black men don't like to go down town. Who needs 'm
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No, they don't. Relevant linkwhore < http://www.ubersite.com/m/81867 >
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-04 16:05:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:51:55 (#)
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Well if you must know, the only white males who are assured of their masculinity fall into two extreme categories: total badasses and total assholes. Women are afraid to fuck the total badasses, and they don't want to fuck the total assholes. Black people, on the other hand, have no souls. These are my conclusive results of years of testing.
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It is true, the total badasses scare me. I am afraid they might fuck me through the wall and give me splinters. :(
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:59:42 EST (#)
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Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:47:44 (#)
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It's from a long time before jonny-come-lately apollo, and you weren't kidding.
But you didn't answee my question so no link.
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I thought I was pretty clear in my first review. I think it's a bunch of crap that stems from the crappy opinion of one crappy woman.
Also, I hear that black men don't like to go down town. Who needs 'm...
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:52:08 EST (#)
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"...and these guys aren't the marrying kind anyway."
Priceless
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:15:00 EST (#)
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Couldn't she just have summed this up as "I love black cock"?
Also, The_Grammar_Nazi's comment made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:47:44 EST (#)
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It's from a long time before jonny-come-lately apollo, and you weren't kidding.
But you didn't answee my question so no link.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:41:41 EST (#)
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When you say "black men", you really mean "niggers", right?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:25:56 EST (#)
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Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:53:37 (#)
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Loren1:
I remember a long time ago reading your scathing criticism about uncircumcised men so I'd be interested to here you opinion on this, I'm sure it's amusingly extreme as usual.
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If that is what you remember, I was more than likely kidding, or just being a pain in the ass to Apollo on purpose, because I can't think of one reason why I would be "scathing" over a little foreskin - really, now... why should I even care?
Eh... I just think it's a tad "icky." So --- If you ever find the thread you speak of, please bring it to my attention, I'm curious.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:20:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:04:46 EST (#)
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I stopped after the first five words, in which she decribes skin using adjective usually reserved for hair or carpet or fur of various and sundry small wooland creatures happily romping amongst the pines and vales and fjords... innocently prancing up to the gentle lumberjack who pets them and loves them like the kitten he never had because his parents felt that if he were to have a kitten he would become a gay -- that's right, A gay! -- so the gave him a pitbull instead. Then the lumberjack remembers how much he hated his parents for that and accidentally crushes the cute little chipmunk in his large callused hands. Crushed by grief, here clear cuts the whole forest before flinging himself off a cliff and into a fjord, where he's eaten by fjord pirhanas who are then eaten by fjord sharks who are hunted and killed by fjord dolphins because dolphins are badass. The fjord dolphins swim out to sea and are killed by Erirean tuna fishermen because they're Eritrean and have no idea what a tuna looks like or what a dolphin is. So the dolphins get ground up and sold as cat food which is then fed to a gentle loving kitten named Mr. Sphincter.
What the hell was this about again?
Submitted by refusenik (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:01:45 EST (#)
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yawn
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:53:37 EST (#)
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Loren1:
I remember a long time ago reading your scathing criticism about uncircumcised men so I'd be interested to here you opinion on this, I'm sure it's amusingly extreme as usual.
Submitted by Jogging_Monkey (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:50:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:49:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:36:50 (#)
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-1 for this article being offensive in an absolute bullshit, generalizing, assuming, stereotyping, and thick-minded sort of way.
-1 for cutting and pasting with nothing of your own to add.
-2 - Die
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I love Loren. That is all.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:42:58 EST (#)
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Thank god for the sickle cell.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:39:03 EST (#)
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Oops
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:38:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:01:55 (#)
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1. there is such thing as a TOO big ----- yes very true. I'll refrain from telling my experience.
2. girth is better than length. ----- not always. if too short they can't hit that spot.
3. i've never played with a white guy under 7". actually come to think of it i can't remember seeing a hard dick smaller than that... ---- HAHAHAHA
does that count as my tmi tiger? ---- Yes!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:36:50 EST (#)
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-1 for this article being offensive in an absolute bullshit, generalizing, assuming, stereotyping, and thick-minded sort of way.
-1 for cutting and pasting with nothing of your own to add.
-2 - Die
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:01:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:48:35 (#)
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"Black men have something white guys don't have: confidence in their masculinity, their sexuality."
Nope. They have huge wangs.
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1. there is such thing as a TOO big.
2. girth is better than length.
3. i've never played with a white guy under 7". actually come to think of it i can't remember seeing a hard dick smaller than that...
does that count as my tmi tiger?
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:00:46 EST (#)
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and a retort
http://www.ebogjonson.com/archives/2005/12/susan_crain_bak.php
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:59:50 EST (#)
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I am receiving nauseating images of black velvet paintings, gold chains, afro-sheen, Nine Indian Fruit Spray, Night Train, and strawberry scented douche.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:47:26 EST (#)
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+2 from Bob? Now I feel bad about -2ing his post.
And I'll feel bad when I -2 his next post aswell.
Submitted by hoojAmAphut (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:47:04 EST (#)
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Personally I think its the big dick.. slut
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:28:21 EST (#)
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January 4 2005
A White Man Explains Why He Likes All Women
By scourgeoftheseas
Tits. Bajiners. Asses. Mouths.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:25:32 EST (#)
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Yeah yeah, we get it. She's a slut.
Submitted by EvilGav (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:23:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:48:35 (#)
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"Black men have something white guys don't have: confidence in their masculinity, their sexuality."
Nope. They have huge wangs.
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Basically true for the reasoning, shame that it's a lie perpetuated by white settlers centuries ago to scare white women away from black men.
*sigh*
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:19:27 EST (#)
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Boy, if I had only thought to rationalize my desire for petite Asian women in such an absurd manner...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:13:02 EST (#)
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This chick sounds like a real pig.
Do you happen to have her number?
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:11:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:48:35 (#)
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"Black men have something white guys don't have: confidence in their masculinity, their sexuality."
Nope. They have huge wangs.
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Bwahahahahahaaha.
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I read a lot in this article that most men on here are going to completely gloss over. I'm not saying it was spot on in ever aspect...but there were some parts that made me go...hmmmmm.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:06:02 EST (#)
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Good thing she didn't use any generalisations in this article. What a fucking peice of shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:04:33 EST (#)
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I don't buy it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:03:06 EST (#)
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I read half of this then stopped when I realized that the velvet patch of skin of this Italian man is my man meat slapping you across the face giving you a rectangular bruise with a bell shaped end.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:02:24 EST (#)
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Black men have something white guys don't have anymore: confidence in their masculinity, their sexuality. They clearly know they're men."""
That line was hilarious.
I guess wearing ridiculously loose clothes to hide your skinny body or having a fake gangsta attidude or constantly playing the race card instead of actually proving yourself are all signs of being a self-confident man.
Most girls I know cannot stand niggers. I even met a black girl who hates niggers. No, nigger is not an offensive word since they call themselves just that.
Am I being racist? Not really. Most africans I met were nice and polite. Haitians however, I haven't met one that wasn't behaving like a social cockroach. I wish they weren't french-speaking and would pollute somewhere else.
/rant
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:02:04 EST (#)
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HAHAHAA!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:51:55 (#)
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Well if you must know, the only white males who are assured of their masculinity fall into two extreme categories: total badasses and total assholes. Women are afraid to fuck the total badasses, and they don't want to fuck the total assholes.
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Not true.
I do alright for myself.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:01:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:00:15 EST (#)
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no women want to fuck the total assholes, that's why the total assholes actually do get more pussy. girls are dumb.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:57:30 EST (#)
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That's very mature of you Paul.
(i bet you're black)
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:56:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:55:56 EST (#)
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While I may not agree with her assessments, there are some hard truths in that article. Well written. I wish she were here on Uber!
Paul
paulblakeford.4t.com
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:51:55 EST (#)
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Well if you must know, the only white males who are assured of their masculinity fall into two extreme categories: total badasses and total assholes. Women are afraid to fuck the total badasses, and they don't want to fuck the total assholes. Black people, on the other hand, have no souls. These are my conclusive results of years of testing.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 11:48:35 EST (#)
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"Black men have something white guys don't have: confidence in their masculinity, their sexuality."
Nope. They have huge wangs.