It's the End of the Uber as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) (1193 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-01-04 12:00:25 EST
Previous episodes of Sell Out Theatre -
Shenanigan Pie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238
We Didn't Start the Uber: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79207
"It's the End of the Uber as We Know It (and I Feel Fine)"
That's slick, it starts with a mouse click, Bored at Work, a low-paid clerk, Blitzkrieg_Bob is not a jerk,
I am a poet, man, sit back as the shit storms - Uber loves its own kind, users be your own kind,
Post a text of hate, greed, tub, girl, show, girl, lemons start to party with glee now, see how
Mire, network wires, complicate the waiting game, it's a flaming wall of fire and a golden cow,
Taste of waste becoming quite a curry for the worries building in your head.
Word by word the readers follow, stumped, grammar punct'd,
Check this out! Teh gay! Die, then.
Oh noes, rabbit hole, masturbation, camwhored noobs get minus two,
Rate yourself, bait yourself,
Uber loves its own kind, watch the world decline, users with your niggers and your cuntlips and your gripes, gripes.
You quitessential, faux potential, great, sick, loose quick - it's just a website.
It's the end of the Uber as we know it
It's the end of the Uber as we know it
It's the end of the Uber as we know it
And I feel fine
Thursday now - shitpost hour. Photoshop a golden shower,
Emo tears, no fear, malcontents appear,
Status quo with all conforming, free thinking, free drinking,
Reasons all for sip or shot, check my picture am I hot?
Write a rant or write a novel, submit, submit,
Next twonami, splash, splashed, oh noes, yes means no dear, this is queer,
Needs more rape in here!
A message board, a message board, a message board of fools,
Spinning plates of politics, spinning immaturity and I can't lose.
It's the end of the Uber as we know it
It's the end of the Uber as we know it
It's the end of the Uber as we know it
And I feel fine
The other day I slipped away, partied with the straights and gheys,
Saw no emu, alter signs, Soapy Tits' behind. Method's nog, buttsecks, c1ndy's boobs and hidden's crank,
"What the hell, man...," headache, Eric Rice, boom!
This symbolistic, ritualistic faith, hope, web site, site.
It's the end of the Uber as we know it
It's the end of the Uber as we know it (can I mess with Bart Cilfone?)
It's the end of the Uber as we know it (can I mess with Bart Cilfone?)
And I feel fine
It's the end of the Uber as we know it
It's the end of the Uber as we know it (can I mess with Bart Cilfone?)
It's the end of the Uber as we know it (can I mess with Bart Cilfone?)
And I feel fine...fine...
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another.
NOW I remember...I've left 32,000 reviews and you think I remember every post?
Don't forget to go +2 this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100534
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Santa Voltage drops in to pay a visit to the little boys and girls.
HERE'S A +2 LITTLE ONES! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! HO HO HO!
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh my vagina hurts
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-08 00:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awe. some.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:28:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Be my guest - cover any of the three songs you like.
If you record it, you should post it here.
(See also: Thorns, Captain - Shenanigan Pie) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919
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Oh and thanks for the shout out too! Shameless linkwhore added for the remaining few that haven't heard it yet.
I've got plenty in the works for you all.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-05 00:35:35 EST (#)
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Here lies dear departed Kate
She who loved to masturbate
Sister, daughter, mother, wife
Who knew sex would take her life?
Choked by dicks, now here she lies
Dried sperm caked around her eyes
Stretched-out lips stuck in a grin
Zits where ballsacks slapped her chin.
Pray to angels - saints, implore:
Keep safe our dear Kate, the whore.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-05 00:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you rule because this is the only poem i know by heart:
here lies charlotte
she was a harlot
for 15 years she kept her virginity
that's a damn good record in this vicinity
i want that on my tombstone, except something that rhymes with katy or maybe kate.
make me a whore epitaph!!!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed my ass off at this. Great.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Be my guest - cover any of the three songs you like.
If you record it, you should post it here.
(See also: Thorns, Captain - Shenanigan Pie)
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-01-04 23:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can my band cover that song?
we're all fans of Uber.
It'd be the shit.
-RockDocc.
(weird, the guys name is RockDocc, does that mean he's in a punk band? hell yes)
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-04 22:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 18:45:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're missing out, jag. Hook-handed girlfriends, superheroes with queef powers, fast-food babies, angry babies...all this and more awaits you.
Just kidding. It's cool if poetry ain't yo' thang.
Thanks for stopping by.
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thanks for understanding, I generally prefer shitty mspaint posts and posts that have robots with lasers for eyes
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-04 22:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more munkeypants
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-01-04 21:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 18:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're missing out, jag. Hook-handed girlfriends, superheroes with queef powers, fast-food babies, angry babies...all this and more awaits you.
Just kidding. It's cool if poetry ain't yo' thang.
Thanks for stopping by.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-04 18:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The other day I slipped away, partied with the straights and gheys,
Saw no emu, alter signs, Soapy Tits' behind. Method's nog, buttsecks, c1ndy's boobs and hidden's crank,
"What the hell, man...," headache, Eric Rice, boom!
This symbolistic, ritualistic faith, hope, web site, site.
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This gets better as it goes on.!!!
Orgastronimc I usually can't read your stuff because I fucking hate poetry but I never -2 I just know not to open your posts because it frustrates the crap out of me but I thought this was clever and I know the track well
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What do you think could have made it better?
I really am curious, I'm not trying to be defensive.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Orgasmo, but this one really does die after the first stanza. If I were a grudge holder, I would not bother to read anything that you write.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr8
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
someone sing it!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I shit my pants, and they gave me new pants!
I beat up my mom, she beat me up - it was great!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MY PANTS!!! Goddamnit, look what you've done to my pants.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so creative.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
perfect
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a good man, i say.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thank goodness.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:19:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:11:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:06:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Starts off strong, but dies after the first stanza.
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Coming from a man who can obviously hold us readers enthralled with their own writing.
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Litle paul holds a mighty big grudge when someone trashes his poems. What a fucking piece of shit you are paul. Retaliatory bashing someone who actually HAS talent won't get you far here. Go drink the stuff you find under your moms kitchen sink.
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Well, I don't exactly make it easy for him.
I shouldn't bust his chops too much, but damned if I don't see it as some funny sort of hazing.
For more information, see: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81853#1767508
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:11:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:06:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Starts off strong, but dies after the first stanza.
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Coming from a man who can obviously hold us readers enthralled with their own writing.
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Litle paul holds a mighty big grudge when someone trashes his poems. What a fucking piece of shit you are paul. Retaliatory bashing someone who actually HAS talent won't get you far here. Go drink the stuff you find under your moms kitchen sink.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'I've got O-tron, I've got my Uber crush'
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude... you rule ALL.
Awesome, once again.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:06:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Starts off strong, but dies after the first stanza.
_________________________
Coming from a man who can obviously hold us readers enthralled with their own writing.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah Stipe
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Starts off strong, but dies after the first stanza.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
solid
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome work.
I like that song too... http://www.ubersite.com/m/74386
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Solid as ever
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Lisa,
maybe you should try some of this.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ace
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Even though I (once again) was not mentioned.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to see what floats inside your head when you sleep, because if this is you conscious your dreams must rule all.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
posh.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Teh winnar!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God...you have WAYYYYY too much time on your hands, Chief.
But this was good...You're lucky it's one of the best songs of all time.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method always beats me to first review. Once he reviewed a post of mine before I even submitted it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should probably just go ahead and change my name from Tiger Lilly to Soapy Tits.
This was great.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey.
The jerks get all the chicks....
...and the hits.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gold
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-04 12:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're fucking insane, I love it