MistressFist's Ultimate Ubergames for Kids (1488 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.39 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-04 13:53:04 EST
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-11 06:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure I rated this.
I certainly laughed and googled Canadopoly. Gayest. Thing. Ever.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-11 05:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Berty, I have a story for you about one of my crazier ex clients. She tried to give herself an abortion at the psych hosp she was in....with a fucking curtain rod. Picture this: crack addled loonie running down the hall, with 1/4 rod hanging out of her vagina, bleeding profusely. 1 nurse quit after seeing that, and that client is one reason why I quit my job when she pulled a knife and stabbed herself in my agency vehicle. Good times.
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Should have gotten her an uber account.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:02:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
My hair is not emo. Here's a closeup: http://img234.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p10300152gs.jpg
Please ignore the attitude...I was posing for my post.
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You look like a soap opera villain. Yum.
Ok then, not emo. This time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My hair is not emo. Here's a closeup: http://img234.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p10300152gs.jpg
Please ignore the attitude...I was posing for my post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-09 11:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto Cancer +2
hahahahah
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2006-01-07 12:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Laaaame!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-07 12:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MistressFist however.....equals alter
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:33:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Next post = bush, nipples and ass-tasticness.
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I'm holding you to this
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I'm going to be holding something when she does it...
You're off the front page Mistress, now make with the picture goodness.
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Sorry guys, I'm not posting my naughty bits on the internet. I'm a propely married lady.
MistressFist however.....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:33:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Next post = bush, nipples and ass-tasticness.
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I'm holding you to this
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I'm going to be holding something when she does it...
You're off the front page Mistress, now make with the picture goodness.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-06 07:47:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was gonna be a 1 until I got to "Hungry Hungry Homos" and laughed so hard I choked on my own spit.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chickens on the land! Fish in the Sea! +2 cause im a seinfeld fan
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-06 07:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was gonna be a 1 until I got to "Hungry Hungry Homos" and laughed so hard I choked on my own spit.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-05 19:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:27:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Hey! Do me Mistress!
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so....like...what does she do?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-05 19:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-04 22:35:49 (#)
Ranking: -1
Could've been done better.
This is like that "Knockoff Porn Movie Titles" list- could've been funnier.
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I love people that have never written anything good in their life criticizing others.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-05 10:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I had been completely desensitised by UBer, but "She won't struggle as much when her head is dangling off the spine" still made me look twice.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Next post = bush, nipples and ass-tasticness.
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I'm holding you to this
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-04 22:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Could've been done better.
This is like that "Knockoff Porn Movie Titles" list- could've been funnier.
Submitted by MackTuesday (user info) at 2006-01-04 22:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What's a peno?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2006-01-04 18:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-01-04 16:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This just disproved the phrase "it's the thought that counts".
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-04 16:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Jeanee, Professional Peon...What do you two think?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love your posts.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got my kid the Abandoned Refrigerator Time Machine for Christmas.
I haven't seen him for a few days.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:43:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Twister and Poop Chutes & Bladders got me.
And we must be like the only two people without a computer at home.
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Make that three.
My lack of the magic computey box at home is mostly out of sheer unwillingness to go shop for one after the last one went to the great scrapheap in the sky however. Who knew a computer could kill itself after overexposure to porn? If I had Uber access at home right now I'd get my ass kicked for never leaving the computer anyway...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:17:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
If you ask me, the crappy graphics just make it funnier. No one asked me though.
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Yeah... me either
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hungry, hungry homos...heh heh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Great!
I just hope they're yours.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:00:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't have time to go into too many long discourses on why I like or dislike a post - I'm busier than shit at work - so I tend to stick with the tried and true "winners"...the traditional retorts that my fans want - hell, they DEMAND -from Shlongy.
You're supposed to be flattered, sweet cheeks.
PS. Needs more nipple.
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I've been PWNED.
Next post = bush, nipples and ass-tasticness.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 15:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't have time to go into too many long discourses on why I like or dislike a post - I'm busier than shit at work - so I tend to stick with the tried and true "winners"...the traditional retorts that my fans want - hell, they DEMAND -from Shlongy.
You're supposed to be flattered, sweet cheeks.
PS. Needs more nipple.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not really...do you?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:52:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
Good concept...horseshit execution.
Needs more ass.
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Don't you ever tire of beaver and ass? I mean at some point...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good concept...horseshit execution.
Needs more ass.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Twister and Poop Chutes & Bladders got me.
And we must be like the only two people without a computer at home.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:34:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with the others who think it's actually kinda funny that the graphics are so bad. I makes it completely unpretentious.
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Thanks Loren for reviewing! When I was slapping this horrid shit together that thought crossed my mind for a moment. I guess one can never really tell what people will find amusing in a post.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Loren must be stabbing her eyeballs right now. But then again, I don't think she reads my posts."
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I do read a lot. I just don't comment much anymore. I guess I'm finally growing up. Nah... it's probably because I'm painfully lazy.
I'm with the others who think it's actually kinda funny that the graphics are so bad. I makes it completely unpretentious.
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was some funny shit.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:21:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the best alters
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You are such a candy ass, Method.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:27:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Hey! Do me Mistress!
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Hey! Email me, Scourge! mistressfist.at.gmail.com
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:55:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Some good ones here. We just got back from Whistler, so just saw your reading. Thank you, will read this evening.
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Hey! Do me Mistress!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the best alters
Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny, but I appreciate well-done photoshops.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you ask me, the crappy graphics just make it funnier. No one asked me though.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:13:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:09:14 (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more beaver from you.
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The man's right. All could be set right again with a little bit of posted snatch.
Perhaps a 2006 Uberdirectory: Vag Edition ladies? Hmm? Any takers?
I know Urbane's down.
We can even add a Hangdown Appendix to satisfy any quid pro quo needs.
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Poor Urbane.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:09:14 (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more beaver from you.
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The man's right. All could be set right again with a little bit of posted snatch.
Perhaps a 2006 Uberdirectory: Vag Edition ladies? Hmm? Any takers?
I know Urbane's down.
We can even add a Hangdown Appendix to satisfy any quid pro quo needs.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:05:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for some terrible, terrible picture manipulation
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I KNOW. I can't wait to get some kick ass programs so I can actually post semi-viewable graphics. It really does take away from post quality. Loren must be stabbing her eyeballs right now. But then again, I don't think she reads my posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good concept...lousy execution.
Needs more beaver from you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha..some of these were good.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for Penos
+1 for some terrible, terrible picture manipulation
Sometimes it's so bad it's good, you know?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I ever host a Chicago Ubercon (a chubercon, if you will), we'll have at least one game night!
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:01:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 effort
+1 concept
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Aye, I felt the execution was off a little too.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 effort
+1 concept
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yellow stain in front, bloody fart in the back!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-04 14:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have the oldest photoshop and paint versions known to man on my work PC. Don't have a PC at home yet, am shopping for one.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty funny. I rarely say this, but the photoshopping/MSPainting is so bad that it detracts from the post.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found it all highly amusing. Though me thinks you should do a little more practice with photoshop and hone your skills. Not that I am better, just a suggestion. Very funny.
Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Too much time on hands? I think so. Funny all the same
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Swing and a miss.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Sorry I killed your kitten" made me grin
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you had me with the rock 'em sockem man.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-04 13:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some good ones here. We just got back from Whistler, so just saw your reading. Thank you, will read this evening.