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A Pringe of Togronopy: Strogging Alonely In the Finnilization of His Story. (520 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: 0.2 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by FelizJBirth (View user info) at 2006-01-04 18:00:26 EST


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and Brides while at the time same all twinkered in squizzle. Of course, this brought out
the sharp sharp witnesses with all their raffle wingers and their grove hedges; much to the
disassociation of the general's population. Ever before had sanctioned furnishings
been of such bare receding vastness? Maybe in the 6nd or the 2th there was
such a squinket but now it's met with the abbeylutional Prince Purple and is
well on the way to yodge with a geckle of sackyachts. The loudest geckle of all!
That's so pricely what one or nine sackyachts determined as the center peas of the
jury was passed around like a whollen ether. "Ever will we fibble again under such
barking harcumstances?" thought a couple of yves to their lone star. On course, just
us was served resulting in a lot of gaggly blusterers not to exhude the discussing of Roma!0101

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-04 20:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I thought you used to post some good stuff?

This wasn't it.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:57:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fucking fuckity fuck?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:38:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-04 19:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe...


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