A Farewell To Über (+ Camwhore) (931 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 1.2 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Foodman (View user info) at 2006-01-05 02:09:34 EST
Well, fellow überusers, I must bid thee farewell. I leave for Iraq in less than a week. I've had a good time here posting a little and commenting a little more. Have a good year. I'll be back someday. In the meantime, enjoy my bizarre-faced camwhore.
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-05 21:10:00 EST (#)
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Shoot a sand nigger for me and get the head stuffed.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-05 21:09:02 EST (#)
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sweet pants
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-05 21:08:01 EST (#)
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Keep your head down while in "mess-o-potamia".
Submitted by MikeyP3184 (user info) at 2006-01-05 20:51:20 EST (#)
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+ 2 for a fellow grunt. When in doubt, take it from George Carlin.
So say give peace a chance.
Others say give peace a chance but first lets kill this motherfucker.
I say kill the motherfucker, go to the peace rally and get laid.
Have fun in the box...ill be there in july.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-01-05 15:40:16 EST (#)
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Stay away from foreigners, missiles, amo, car-bombs, horny camels,
people screamin': "Aghallallallah", suicide-bombers and the local Mc Bomb-all's. Better yet: Stay Alive. If you have to accidently shoot someone in the head, please wait untill George W. visits camp.
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-01-05 15:17:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:31:50 (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-01-05 06:29:45 (#)
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You're american right? Why aren't you wearing american combats? And why that wierd non army issue belt.
It looks like french kit, or dutch maybe, i call shenanigans.
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That's the new ACU. Google it, it's the new uniform.
I went to Afghanistan once and Iraq twice. Good luck kid...you'll need it.
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Yes, ACUs..right about the belt, though. That's my own little fashion statement. It matches the uniform better than the black belt.
And for the record, I'm far from lanky. I'm only 5'7" for chrissakes. You have to be both tall, skinny, and ungainly to qualify for lanky. I've got the skinny down, but the other two I'm not so sure about...
I'm 21 and going on 3 years in the Army. There's guys in here a hell of a lot younger than me. I'm flattered you all think I'm so young though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-05 15:16:01 EST (#)
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+2 for fighting the good fight...stay safe in the sandbox.
-2 for that fucking camwhore. Don't ever fucking do it again.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:20:15 EST (#)
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keep in touch with yourself.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:06:15 EST (#)
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I have NO idea who you are.
However, be safe out there.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:58:35 EST (#)
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i did three tours in the 'box. good luck, kid.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-05 12:45:01 EST (#)
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avoid death at all costs
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-05 12:13:26 EST (#)
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Good luck chickenhawk. Don't get dead.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-05 12:06:04 EST (#)
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Good luck man.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-05 11:05:51 EST (#)
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Good luck, dude. Watch out for your cornhole.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:58:50 EST (#)
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Stay safe, man.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:50:15 EST (#)
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It's really interesting seeing the reactions this post, and you, are getting from both sides of the fence. As a neutral, I'm intrigued. Plus, you're the one who actually volunteered to get up and go do something; good or bad. That's more than I've done for my country.
Granted, we don't need as much oil, so we don't fight as many wars, but that's not relevant.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:41:41 EST (#)
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Spread some peace, and get some tail. Do they have whores in Iraq? Maybe they'll let you see an ankle, or even a bare finger.
Godspeed.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:35:44 EST (#)
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Thanks for your service from an ex-squid. Stay safe and kill some ragheads for me.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:33:12 EST (#)
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Thank you.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:31:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-01-05 06:29:45 (#)
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You're american right? Why aren't you wearing american combats? And why that wierd non army issue belt.
It looks like french kit, or dutch maybe, i call shenanigans.
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That's the new ACU. Google it, it's the new uniform.
I went to Afghanistan once and Iraq twice. Good luck kid...you'll need it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:24:56 EST (#)
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Good luck man. Thanks for your hard work. And come home swiftly and safely.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:23:00 EST (#)
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Good luck and God bless
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:01:47 EST (#)
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God, you're an infant.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:48:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:12:45 (#)
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don't get kilt
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:30:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:12:24 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:16:27 (#)
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who the fuck are you?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:12:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:16:27 (#)
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who the fuck are you?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:50:07 EST (#)
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+2 For kicking ass.
Keep your head down, keep your gun up. Shoot some terrorists. Or an Iranian. They are the same.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:37:40 EST (#)
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good luck
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:14:05 EST (#)
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I had a guy at Mc Donalds cry as I looked like his brother in Iraq.
Im too lazy to write stories, especially when the above covers it so effectively.
Also, have some fun out there! Kickass etc...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:12:45 EST (#)
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don't get kilt
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-05 06:50:10 EST (#)
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I'm so tempted to tell you that you're far to young, lanky and goofy to duck out the way of artillery fire, and that all you're doing is going off to the desert to get shot by an Ayrab, and that you're never going to make it home.
But that would be a dick thing to do.
So, uh, good luck with the whole war vibe.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-01-05 06:29:45 EST (#)
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You're american right? Why aren't you wearing american combats? And why that wierd non army issue belt.
It looks like french kit, or dutch maybe, i call shenanigans.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-01-05 04:08:12 EST (#)
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Godspeed!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-05 03:50:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:30:35 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:16:27 (#)
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who the fuck are you?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-05 03:22:21 EST (#)
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Too bad we didn't get to know you. Good luck, Foodman.
Foodman... That's a cool name...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-01-05 03:11:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:10:32 (#)
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i soooooooooooooooooooo
want to -2 die this,
but there is the chance it would happen,
and then i MIGHT just might feel bad.
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What simple_catalyst said and good luck!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:30:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:16:27 (#)
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who the fuck are you?
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:25:04 EST (#)
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cheers
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:20:15 EST (#)
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Dude, I have no clue who you are, but good luck in them there forrin
cunttries.....be safe...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:19:17 EST (#)
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Have fun.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:16:27 EST (#)
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who the fuck are you?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-05 02:10:32 EST (#)
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i soooooooooooooooooooo
want to -2 die this,
but there is the chance it would happen,
and then i MIGHT just might feel bad.