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My 3 Favorite Jews (NOT spt) (904 hits)

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Rating: 1.08 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2006-01-05 04:24:46 EST




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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-17 13:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-12 03:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good on ya mate!

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-05 23:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

made me smile\


hows things?

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Larry David?????

WTF?

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

filename +2

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-05 12:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DLR????

fucking NO, man...

the other two will have to make
up for it...

slah.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-05 10:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto Portman +2

As I said once, after watching Closer:

"Portman is all -
Sway on that pole, my Jedi princess,
Let me see that stiletto go above your head,
I want to be the sun that sets all over your neck, face and chest"


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-05 10:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you don't mind, I'm gonna go have a quick spank to Sarah's snapshot here.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My goal in life is to claim Sarah Silverman as my own. I deserve her more than Kimmel. I'll take Natalie as well. Diamond Dave can watch.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My 3 Favorite Jews:

Rad
Hitler
Wolfenstien

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jewlicious

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What no Mel Brooks?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-05 09:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sarah Silverman makes me wet my pants from laughter.

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:11:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Whoops, stupid me....

That SHOULD say:

Each of the people on this list are LIBERAL. Does that make you like Sarah Silverman any less?
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Like I said, "not sure of Sarah's or DLR's politics, but that's the whole point isn't it?" The point of entertainers is to ENTERTAIN, not spout their uneducated & misinformed political rhetoric. Natalie Portman makes a point of spouting off at the mouth about her political stance every opportunity she gets. I don't care about ENTERTAINERS political views.

Leave the politics to the politicians and the more informed among us, and entertain me be-otch!

When was the last time you heard about DLR getting into a heated debate over the war in Iraq or the state of the U.S. economy?

"...but that's the whole point isn't it?"


Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Whoops, stupid me....

That SHOULD say:

Each of the people on this list are LIBERAL. Does that make you like Sarah Silverman any less?

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

To the guy below me:

Quick thinking, asswipe. Each of the people on this list are conservative. Does that make you like Sarah Silverman any less?

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-01-05 08:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

-1 for having a stupid fucktard liberal (Natalie Portman) included in the same ranks as Sarah Silverman & DLR.

Not sure of Sarah's or DLR's politics, but that's the whole point, isn't it?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sarah Silverman is not only my favorite Jew...she's my favorite broad.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-05 07:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-05 06:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-05 04:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you sure that's david lee...i thought that was shlong.


as for silverman, she is da bomb. she is moderately attractive, but her stock goes up because she's got a mind filthier than mine.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-05 04:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK!!!!!!

I forgot Rodney Dangerfield. Replace DLR with Rodney Dangerfield, and you've got my 3 favorite jews.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-05 04:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sarah Silverman

David Lee Roth

Natalie Portman


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