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Sexual Education (Really NSFW) (1996 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: -0.94 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Eggy (View user info) at 2006-01-05 13:47:00 EST


If this doesn't stop your 17 year old daughter letting her boyfriend cum on her face, I really don't know what will..

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-21 03:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hot.

Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-01-06 00:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I had a nightmare about that shit.


Fucker.

Submitted by honoursystem (user info) at 2006-01-05 23:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ew peen0rz

Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2006-01-05 22:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

that's nasty

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-05 21:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is that dude in the hoodie Michael Stipe?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-05 21:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Those people have coral growing on them.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-01-05 20:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking hell... That is the nastiest cock I've ever seen, and I've seen my fair share of pornos... FUCK. God, that's revolting.

I forget what I was talking about, but you're a cunt.

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-05 20:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not offensive, disgusting, pointless.
This doesn't belong on Uber.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-05 19:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W


No, really.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-05 17:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh fukc I meant -2...

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-05 17:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you!

5 good posts (counting back) and then a stupid teenager spoiling it all.


Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2006-01-05 16:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-05 16:27:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

that guy has really bad aim

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I disagree, look at the girl on the far left. Look at the cum on her chin, it was shot with perfection straight down the middle. If this was darts, he'd get 180.

I think with the third girl, he's gotten a lot more confidence with his cum-shots and tried something more adventurous. I think he's tried to spray the shot across her face. Look at where it starts, right beside the ear, and is working it's way around. However, the person taking the photo took it too early and the, what would have been a work of art and brilliance, cum-shot has actually appeared to be shit.

Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-05 16:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well dude, after the initial disgust...

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-05 16:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

that guy has really bad aim

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-05 15:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Pointless.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't begin to describe the way the sight of that peener makes me feel.

Horny is as good a word as any.






















What?

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is excellent. Top notch work!

Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, I'm actually offending people!

Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

holy fuck nut



Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-05 14:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

yuck

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-01-05 13:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't have a 17 year old daughter.


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