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A love less ordinary (472 hits)

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Rating: -0.25 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Quale (View user info) at 2006-01-05 21:22:37 EST


The man in the charcoal grey coat paced down the hospital ward. A hundred questions popped into his head to ask the doctors, a thousand scenarios played out in his mind. Where was she? Where had they taken her? No-one had prepared him for this, the emotion of it all. Oh, there had been loves before, minor infatuations before this one but now he ached to have her in his arms again. Nurses rushed by, he tried to catch their attention. A curt response to sit down was all he got. The old woman sitting down caught his eye. She tried to smile, make him feel better. He turned away, another tear welling up in his eye.

They must have taken her to a special treatment room, he thought. The fire in him burned anew. He knew most of the layout of this building, he would have to avoid a lot of the staff though. He walked from the main corridor into a smaller one, to find the set of stairs. He travelled one floor down and into a ward he knew to be relatively deserted. The only nurse in here was occupied with a moaning geriatric. He quietly made his way in, stole a doctor's coat and made his way back to the stairs. He took off his own coat and replaced it with the one he had taken.

Another flight of stairs and he was at the bottom. He would search one floor at a time until he found her! He moved easily, janitors and security nodding to him as he passed. He covered the north side and was making his way to the south but was hindered by a locked door. He tugged again, frustrated, he kicked it and began walking away.

"Trouble getting in?"

He turned at the sound of the voice. An old man in janitor's fatigues came closer.

"You seem to be having trouble getting in, son."

"Must've left my pass upstairs", the man shrugged.

"Don't you worry, I'll get you in in a jiffy." The janitor wandered over to the door and put his pass to it.

"Say, what you gonna be doing in there with all them people anyway?"

"Just some research."

The old man nodded, "Better you than me, son."

The man watched the janitor leave as he entered the room. He restarted his search, going into smaller rooms, looking for his love. She found him in the end, a slight movement from a room he had not searched found his attention.

"Sounds like her," he mumbled to himself.

He could not contain himself any longer when they met. He was beside himself with joy, he kissed her lips for longer than he had ever kissed them before. He stroked her breasts lovingly and held her a long while. Just holding her was causing an erection. He took his growing member out and started playing with it for her. He grabbed her ass, licked her hard nipples and slowly massaged her legs and inner thigh. When he was ready, he plunged deep inside her. She was not ready but the difficulty of entry did not deter him, it made him want for more. In and out, moaning, groaning and within a few strokes he was spent. He collapsed on the floor, she tumbled with him and they both lay there for a moment. His breathing slowed, he gathered himself and picked her up off the floor.

"I've never knocked you over before, gorgeous. Maybe I should try it more often."

He kissed her lips as he put the sheet back over her, found the Morgue door and left.


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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-01-06 15:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-06 13:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hmmph.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-05 21:44:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Bodies in the morgue don't make 'slight movements' or
produce sounds...

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Yeah I agree with that. But hell it got me hard.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-06 08:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't think this was THAT bad guys.

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-01-06 08:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Saw that coming a mile away

Submitted by Tubabuhst_01 (user info) at 2006-01-06 02:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I always thought a cold-lifeless stare was just another way of saying "I love you."

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-06 00:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not my thing,
but well writ.

Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2006-01-05 23:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-05 21:44:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Bodies in the morgue don't make 'slight movements' or
produce sounds...

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They do if you're fucking them.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-05 23:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA

Shut the fuck up.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-05 22:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey kids! My name's Chauncy and I like to fuck the dead,
I love their tight rig-mortis'd lips - they're great for giving head,
If I meet a girl and she won't give up her ass,
I'll wait and pop her cherry once she's drained and chilled and passed,
Some would say that I've got problems: kids you know that's false,
Nothing's more becoming than a chick without a pulse,
You can be just like me if you buy my DVD:
"Chauncy's School of Boning of the Recently Deceased,"
Volume 1 has features filled with tips that you can use,
Hints on accessing a morgue and what new lubes to choose,
Kiddos, grab your parents' credit cards from out their rooms
And call my number - order now, I'll throw in Volume 2,
In it you'll see footage of how best to penetrate
A woman with a Y-incision missing her breastplate,
My supplies are limited, so please, quick, dial now,
You can be like Uncle Chauncy - order and learn how!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-01-05 21:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bodies in the morgue don't make 'slight movements' or
produce sounds...


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