Bill Gates (1219 hits)
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Submitted by Its Always Seven (View user info) at 2003-05-30 01:05:39 EDT
Why does everyone keep calling him satan?
The man just gave away 95% of his money to charities. Besides.... What the fuck did he do wrong in the first place?
Sure he had an illegal monopoly, but im guessing you guys dont even care about that...
Seriously, can anyone tell me whats so fucking bad about bill gates?
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Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-05-31 01:26:37 EDT (#)
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I have a friend named Hal
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2003-05-30 21:18:54 EDT (#)
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They are nazi cars because hitler helped produce them, not because they built ovens. And anyway, it is easy to spot a nazi car, no exhaust pipe.
Submitted by YoDumbass (user info) at 2003-05-30 15:52:52 EDT (#)
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HAL now stands for Hardware Abstraction Layer. You will know your HAL if you're a graphics programmer working with any of the newer video cards.
I'm such a fucking geek it makes me sick. Thank god I have all weekend to play Dungeons and Dragons with paralyzed Petey.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-05-30 12:47:00 EDT (#)
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Squattail:
IBM did not pay to have HAL named HAL.
Arthur C Clake and Stanley Kubrick were friends
The HAL-9000 computer originally was named Athena and was supposed to have a female voice.
The name HAL is an amalgam of "heuristic" and "algorithmic," the two main processes of learning.
And these little tidbits are from
http://kubrickfilms.warnerbros.com/video_detail/2001/
-Turtle
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-05-30 08:30:13 EDT (#)
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Squattail - Didnt VW make the ovens that Jews were cooked in? My Jewish friend told me that and thats why her parents wouldnt get her a VW. Cause shed be riding in an oven machine...
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2003-05-30 08:28:12 EDT (#)
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Bill Gates deserves his wealth, he is the most ingenius entrepreneur ever. Without microsoft do you think computers would be any goddamn better? No, if xerox and apple had kept their ideas the OS's of today would still be like 3.11, but without the minesweeper. I don't feel any pity for IBM either, they built their fortune on selling analogue processing machines to Nazi's during WWII, which were used to process Jews. Making profit from genocide stands as one of the worst, most immoral thing a business can do, I doubt Bill Gates has ever done something so disgusting. Besides, for all it's wealth IBM are just about theives themselves. All they do is manufacturer laptop harddrives and monitors, charge exorbitant business programming rates, and take a bunch of pc parts at wholesale prices, bundle them up into 'a great computer package (with onboard everything)', and sell it for twice the price it would be if you bought the parts yourself.
IBM = NAZI WAR CRIMINAL = HAL (which is just as bad)
I bet you didn't know that, the crazy computer from space odyssey 2001 is called HAL because IBM payed the producers to name it such. The previous letter in the alphabet of the letters I, B and M are H, A, and L.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-05-30 08:26:50 EDT (#)
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He has more money than god and I want some of it...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-30 08:19:16 EDT (#)
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He's richer than everyone else. I guess when you're that rich, the fucking sheep of the world expect to get free money.
That's the problem with sheep - they expect to be given everything to them.
Fuck the sheep.
Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-05-30 07:01:21 EDT (#)
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Mama says that Bill Gates is the Devil. The Devil!
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-05-30 03:38:54 EDT (#)
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I won't say good or bad, but Ill tell a few things about what his success is based on.
1. He lied to IBM and told them that he created on operating system called DOS that he would be willing to sell to them. When they accepted and he had no OS, he went to a computer shop that he frequented and paid a clerk there some trivial amount of money for the rights to a program he had written called the Disk Operating System.
2. He released Windows 3.x which was a graphical interface to DOS (see above)
3. He convinced Apple to let him have the code for the Macintosh OS so that Microsoft could develop Office for Macs. Then he jacked the code and used it as a template for creating Win95.
4. Ever since then he has been in bed with every major hardware manufacturer steering Windows development efforts to be sure that you the consumer needed new hardware every time you got new software.
So it seems Bill Gates' company is based on lies, deception, smoke & mirrors, theft, domination and control. What kind of guy does that make him? (Besides rich)
And I'm pretty sure you are mistaken about the 95% thing. He does donate lots of his money and has for a long time, but not 95% of his worth. No way!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-05-30 03:12:17 EDT (#)
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Are you fucking high? Put up a link to an article that mentions Bill Gates is giving away 95% of his wealth to charity. The majority of his wealth is MSFT stock, not cash, and he can't just give it away.
Besides, if I went and stole $60 billion and then gave away $57 billion, would I be a hero?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-05-30 02:07:29 EDT (#)
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capitalism, kicks ass!
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-05-30 01:30:21 EDT (#)
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I hate him because his nickname growing up was 'Trey'.
Submitted by YaLimey (user info) at 2003-05-30 01:12:01 EDT (#)
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Recently all over the news? Where the fuck have I been?
Submitted by ItsAlwaysSeven (user info) at 2003-05-30 01:10:02 EDT (#)
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Seriously doubt?
It was all over the fucking news.... theres no way he could back out after anouncing something like that... if he did hed be lynched by a mob.
Submitted by YaLimey (user info) at 2003-05-30 01:08:16 EDT (#)
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His personal worth is higher than the GNP of many countries and I doubt rather seriously that he gave away 95 percent of his wealth.
On a lighter note I got a dollar in a mail tonight, that's right a US dollar, as payment for participating in a radio survey. Its burnin a hole in me pocket as we speak