Chris Farley should have been Scarface and you know it (1085 hits)
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Submitted by conan (View user info) at 2006-01-05 22:02:15 EST
It fucking pains me to see that Chris Farley has not been offered any Hollywood roles lately, even with new ideas and material that I have put forward to Universal Studios and Microsoft he still gets overlooked - http://www.ubersite.com/m/81730 and http://www.ubersite.com/m/81650 for instance
I have found yet another example of where Farley could have reigned supreme:
Chris Farley, undoubtledy the best actor of our time, should demand that Oliver Stone remake Scarface and put him in the lead role. His talent is so diverse I'm sure he could nail being a cuban political prisoner who wants to see his name on a blimp.
Al Pacino is okay as an actor but his shit is better suited to community theatre or Fox infotainment specials.
The Tony Montana characterwas originally thought of as a fat white guy who would do a bit of slapstick throughout the movie, with the occasional "HOLY SCHNIKEYS" and "SON OF A..." thrown in for good measure, but apparently Pacino bought his way into the role (this was on the 9/11 video that Williamson posted).
Anyway the following story board has been sent to Oliver Stone along with a petition from members of my Chris Farley Appreciation Club. With any luck this remake could be coming out soon as we in the club have a pretty big reputation and can put the hard word on people when we have to, I'm not bragging or nothing but I never have to ask twice at Pizza Hut for extra cheese, ya dig?
If you are interested in joining the club there is a short form to fill in at the following site:
www.bottleguy.com
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-23 21:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
winner
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-07 00:44:42 EDT (#)
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If you had any sort of photoshopping skills, this would be hi-larious
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-07 00:30:30 EDT (#)
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he he
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 04:09:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-15 00:37:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:26:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm not bragging or nothing but I never have to ask twice at Pizza Hut for extra cheese, ya dig?"
for this
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after viewing this i can really see farley as a multi millionaire immigrant drug dealer. i really really can
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He is more suited to comedy and slastick, not really a thug acting job
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-15 00:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:26:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm not bragging or nothing but I never have to ask twice at Pizza Hut for extra cheese, ya dig?"
for this
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after viewing this i can really see farley as a multi millionaire immigrant drug dealer. i really really can
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i didnt read that bit but ths could never be a real movie
Submitted by RonArtestPunch (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm not bragging or nothing but I never have to ask twice at Pizza Hut for extra cheese, ya dig?"
for this
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can laugh at chris farleys all day
Submitted by frankyfizzle (user info) at 2006-03-22 20:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
take a good look at the bad guy
Submitted by little_ralph (user info) at 2006-03-12 21:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this was just shit but
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-07 00:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-01-06 23:25:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
-2 for the stupid shit.
+3 for the Joe Dirt reference.
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you'll + a Joe Dirt reference but you'll deny Chris Farley?
whats wrong with you Dante?
By the way, I'm glad you regard American History X as a classic - the director thought it was so shit he didn't want to put his name to it:
"The main controversy over the film centered on director Tony Kaye's attempts to try to remove his name from the credits, prefering instead to invoke the pseudonym Alan Smithee. The Director's Guild of America ultimately denied Kaye the right to remove his name from the production, reasoning that Kaye had placed ads in Variety attacking the film, thus violating Guild rules regarding the right to invoke the pseudonym. Kaye proceeded to sue the Directors Guild and New Line Cinema, claiming they had violated his First Amendment rights."
awesome classic dude.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-06 19:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the support guys, I might include a few of these reviews when I meet with some Hollywood exec's next week when we discuss a few projects for Mr Farley. One of the members of my Chris Farley Appreciation Club has found out that he has had not agency representation since December 18 1997... Hopefully I can get in contact with him and perhaps get to be his agent or maybe PR man...
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The aformentioned +2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have to be honest the more I actually think about it the more I think it would be some funny shit.
In other news this just got bumped up from a +1 to a +2 because I just rembered the Fat Guy in a little coat scene from Tommy Boy.
"Fat Guy in a little Coat"
"Fat Guy in a little Coat"
"Fat Guy in a little Coat"
Fookin' Hilarious
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-06 09:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, the movie would be over quickly because he would have eaten Michelle Pfeiffer in the opening scene.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-06 09:42:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-05 22:08:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, he's dead and he wasn't very funny when he was alive. Move on.
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BLASPHEMY!
Or however you spell it. I'm not Catholic.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-06 05:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-06 00:09:08 (#)
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dante is just upset because he wasn't even supposed to be here today
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that...and his girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-06 05:38:00 EST (#)
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farley pictures make me grin.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-06 02:58:57 EST (#)
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For the backwards "r"...
And other reasons.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-01-06 00:48:08 EST (#)
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, if he wasn't so dead, this would be a great idea.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-06 00:09:08 EST (#)
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dante is just upset because he wasn't even supposed to be here today
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-05 22:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty alter.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2006-01-05 22:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1- This was fucking stupid.
2- Chris Farley's been dead for years, dipshit.
3- Scarface is not something that can be changed, even by Farley. I love Farley, but not even he could make Scarface better. It's like Pulp Fiction or American History X; Classics.
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-05 22:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why lie for?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-05 22:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, he's dead and he wasn't very funny when he was alive. Move on.