Sorta CamWhore, and the fun that is Kim (1201 hits)
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Submitted by DrSeussman (View user info) at 2006-01-05 23:10:04 EST
This story is predominantly for those who have ever had that one special person in their life that could both bring them to their knees, make them cry; make them consider strangulation as an all of a sudden law if justified.
Below meet Kim, she's been in an out of my life for the better part of 8 years. She's so creative it's scary, she's been published for her poetry and even had one turned into a song called Barbed Wire.
She works at not for profit store in a mall that donates to like 13 different children's charities here in Dallas.
And by far she works harder than any other. I could only wish to have a heart as big as her's is when it comes to compassion and empathy. Here are the things I know, some good, and some bad about her;
She cannot, without question walk around barefoot in her own house or anyone else's. The only place I have ever seen her go shoeless is on sand. No where else, ever. ENDEARING.
When her sink piles up with dishes and she doesn't want to deal with them right now, she covers them with a towel. Dishes still there, just colorfully decorated with a towel. Nice and neat. ENDEARING.
She cannot under any circumstances, EVER NOT have lipstick of some kind on her lips. I can honestly say I have seen her put no less than 4 different kinds on at one single time. ENDEARING and a little frustrating.
She LOVES cats, has 3 now trying to adopt number 4. ENDEARING.
She loves to feed me. Definitely ENDEARING.
Let's go ahead and say it to get it out of the way, A FUCKING MANIAC IN BED. Ummm...yeah...ENDEARING.
The time she loaded the 12 pack of Coke in the fridge and they started ALL spilling out, me watching through the fireplace, asking "baby you ok do you need help?". To hear "No I got it under control." Watching as she gets sprayed in the face by breaking cans.
The several times she went to work with her clothes on backwards.
When she got her nickname "made in china", she had gone with her girlfriends to a concert and having bought new sunglasses had removed the sticker off the front lenses. Great part is her friend saw it stuck to her neck. Yes love your American but made in China.
I could probably keep going but I have to re-write my resume tonight as I all of sudden have 3-4 companies wanting a look at me.
I hope you enjoyed this and for the right price I can send you a much better CAMWHORE.
User Reviews
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-06 22:00:44 EST (#)
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Look. You can't upload pictures that small. Bigger next time, please.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-06 21:35:23 EST (#)
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your arm freckles scare me, for christ sakes put some long sleeves on!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-01-06 13:39:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-06 12:22:24 (#)
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oh ok i get it now.
i guess we all find different things endearing. because i would find most of the aforementioned things annoying. to each his own.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-06 13:37:47 EST (#)
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You got some tail. Hooray for you. I'll admit, this DOES put you apart from the vast horde of pasty faced, computer geek virgins that frequent this site.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-01-06 13:27:00 EST (#)
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Holy friggin-giant-picture, Batman!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-06 12:22:24 EST (#)
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oh ok i get it now.
i guess we all find different things endearing. because i would find most of the aforementioned things annoying. to each his own.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:05:47 EST (#)
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Can you repost that picture? It's too small.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:30:42 EST (#)
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Just kidding, sweetie. It's just that it's Congo Quote Friday.
In my head, anyway.
*Weeps*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:30:18 EST (#)
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Upon further review of the hands in the picture, all I can say is:
"The myth of the killer ape is true."
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:17:52 EST (#)
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wtf?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-06 09:39:06 EST (#)
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I enjoyed reading this.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-06 09:25:30 EST (#)
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I notice she has unusually large hands.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-06 09:10:57 EST (#)
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What the fuck?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-06 08:40:02 EST (#)
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That's one big picture.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-06 08:35:11 EST (#)
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I read palms too. Sorry, but that is a man's hand. Your girl was born with a ding dong. I hope she got the plumbing changed.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-01-06 08:23:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-06 07:52:47 (#)
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Just for fun, I went here http://www.ofesite.com/spirit/palm/readself.htm
This is what they say about Kim, based on the giant hand picture.
Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.
First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line, long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality and a very nice life expectancy. The cramped nature of your Life Line would also seem to indicate a cautious life style, and perhaps a limited love life.
Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. The light and wavy quality of your Head Line seems to mimic the way you think. While you don't necessarily lack intellectuality, you don't always think about things in much depth, and sometimes you may have problems concentrating on more than one thing at a time. If your Head Line is forked near the middle of your palm, it shows an important new interest. If it is forked at the end, it shows a descent into second childhood. Having your Head Line and Heart Line separated shows a love for adventure and an enthusiasm for life.
The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A slight disregard to the true meaning of love and its responsibilities are indicated by a Heart Line like yours that starts between the middle and index finger. You tend to easily give your heart away. The small lines you may see extending upward from your Heart Line are a good sign, as they illustrate happiness in love.
You posses a pointed hand. This is the hand of someone who appreciates the finer things in life. You like to be surrounded with art and beauty, and you tend to avoid manual labor. You are interested in psychic matters, and may even posses a heightened sense of perception. Many people who poses this type of hand become involved in the cosmetic or hair styling industry.
We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and your palm. Thanks for visiting us.
Your friend,
The OFE Palm Reader
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Very fucking cool of you to do.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-01-06 08:19:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-01-06 06:37:50 (#)
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She has an engagement ring on. Did you give it to her?
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Yes the ring was something she felt she could not live without and was in her store, part of what I think she calls "estate jewelry" whatever that means but NO not an engagement ring. Someone above posted the same question but I was already wiped from getting home 3 hours late from work and just stopped following the post last night. But again, NO, not anything other than a ring but yes it was her XMAS present from me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-06 07:58:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-06 07:54:32 EST (#)
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Good for you.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-06 07:52:47 EST (#)
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Just for fun, I went here http://www.ofesite.com/spirit/palm/readself.htm
This is what they say about Kim, based on the giant hand picture.
Here is your personal palm reading! This will be a general reading of your palm, and what it says about you and your personality. Enjoy.
First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line, long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality and a very nice life expectancy. The cramped nature of your Life Line would also seem to indicate a cautious life style, and perhaps a limited love life.
Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. The light and wavy quality of your Head Line seems to mimic the way you think. While you don't necessarily lack intellectuality, you don't always think about things in much depth, and sometimes you may have problems concentrating on more than one thing at a time. If your Head Line is forked near the middle of your palm, it shows an important new interest. If it is forked at the end, it shows a descent into second childhood. Having your Head Line and Heart Line separated shows a love for adventure and an enthusiasm for life.
The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A slight disregard to the true meaning of love and its responsibilities are indicated by a Heart Line like yours that starts between the middle and index finger. You tend to easily give your heart away. The small lines you may see extending upward from your Heart Line are a good sign, as they illustrate happiness in love.
You posses a pointed hand. This is the hand of someone who appreciates the finer things in life. You like to be surrounded with art and beauty, and you tend to avoid manual labor. You are interested in psychic matters, and may even posses a heightened sense of perception. Many people who poses this type of hand become involved in the cosmetic or hair styling industry.
We hope that gives you a little more insight into your personality, and your palm. Thanks for visiting us.
Your friend,
The OFE Palm Reader
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-06 07:33:13 EST (#)
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i just farted.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-01-06 07:11:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-01-06 06:37:50 (#)
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She has an engagement ring on. Did you give it to her?
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Blimey - he's gone awfully quiet. Hope I haven't just shattered a dream?
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-01-06 06:37:50 EST (#)
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She has an engagement ring on. Did you give it to her?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-06 05:17:13 EST (#)
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if god was a picture. he'd be this big.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-06 03:55:41 EST (#)
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Marry her you clart.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-06 02:44:20 EST (#)
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Holy buggering huge picture.
-Dave
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-06 01:48:24 EST (#)
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WTF I'm not scrolling all that!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-01-06 01:09:24 EST (#)
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The lines in your hand allow me, a professional palm reader, to determine that you're a dipshit. Please never come here again.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-01-06 00:53:28 EST (#)
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Gimme safe to send and you will have what I call "the girls", and they are!
Submitted by kimberly (user info) at 2006-01-06 00:38:16 EST (#)
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I looked at this post because the title has my name in it. It's cute.
But the picture is way too large. And... not really a picture.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-01-06 00:30:33 EST (#)
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Well if she had huge boobs...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-06 00:10:19 EST (#)
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heh.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-01-05 23:28:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-05 23:19:30 (#)
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I can't understand what is happening in that picture.
Resize and repost, please.
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You know what happens with a repost, gimme an email addy, save it and re-size it on your own or just realize it's "DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY FUCKING PICTURE RIGHT NOW" is the basic size of it! Thanks Manda!!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-05 23:19:30 EST (#)
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I can't understand what is happening in that picture.
Resize and repost, please.
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-01-05 23:14:02 EST (#)
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Oh yeah, and she had HUGE BOOBS. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-01-05 23:10:44 EST (#)
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Sorry for the size I forgot to reduce.