Ubercaption - Jessica Alba Style #7 (2558 hits)
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Submitted by S R (View user info) at 2006-01-06 09:59:28 EST
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! If you hate Caption posts please leave now, this is not for you... But if you like Jessica Alba please feel free to stay.
But if you like one and not the other then geez you're in a cunundrum (sp?)
Well I wanted to start my 2006 posting with a bang, so why not give you the seventh installment of Ubercaption Jessica Alba Style, it's a hit with the youngens and is the post that gives back to you, the poster.
Same rules apply as always make me snicker/smile +1 for you on a <1 post of yours and laugh out loud that is a +2 for you my friend.
Ya'll trust me with the honor system don't ya. I wouldn't.
Here are some oldies to get that brain movin'...
#6 http://www.ubersite.com/m/70767
#5 http://www.ubersite.com/m/68512
#4-http://www.ubersite.com/m/65146
#3-http://www.ubersite.com/m/62967
#2-http://www.ubersite.com/m/54928
#1-http://www.ubersite.com/m/39780
As always my Lame-Ass attempt.
My Doctor said I needed more Tuna in my diet...
User Reviews
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:28:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-06 18:06:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Where you been, Sean?-
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here and there...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-07 03:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"On a drunken bet she's gotten most of a glass bottle down that throat. A bottle nose ain't shit."
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-01-06 23:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:05:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
"UUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAALHG, Dolphin, EUUUUUUGHHRAAAAAAAAAAUUIOUOOOUUUUAH."
I cant beat that. Good game.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-01-06 23:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
".... well, I don't know the answer to that question, but I'll tell you what blowholes AREN'T for."
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-06 22:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god...I'd do her so hard that I would wake up.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-06 22:21:18 EST (#)
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"oooohhh yeah baby, you like them dolphin boogers dont ya, dont ya bitch!?!"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-06 18:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where you been, Sean?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-06 16:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was actually waiting for the first "Shlongy/nose" joke to break out and wreak havoc on this post.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-06 16:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-06 16:27:21 (#)
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"Come closer, Shlongy...I want to tongue your molars. All 72 of them."
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I knew you were a dolphin you flippery fuck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-06 16:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Come closer, Shlongy...I want to tongue your molars. All 72 of them."
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-06 16:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How about, "Does my breath smell like vagina?"
I know mine does.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-06 15:56:49 EST (#)
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"No its right there by your left canine, I think its spinach"
"Thanks Rodrigo"
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-06 14:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cause i meant to vote on the last post
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-06 14:42:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-06 13:41:30 (#)
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This dolphin and lojope were subsequently raped.
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That's got my vote.
Damn I've got problems.
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-06 14:40:20 EST (#)
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OMG! Jessica Alba just puked up a dolphin?!
--i KNEW she had a problem
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-01-06 14:34:52 EST (#)
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Flippers lesser known cousin, Snowball, who also dabbled in acting but ended up in porn...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-06 14:24:03 EST (#)
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WAAAAASSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPP?
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-01-06 14:02:54 EST (#)
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...and then flipper bit her tongue off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-06 13:43:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-06 13:41:30 (#)
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This dolphin and lojope were subsequently raped.
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If so, thats one lucky fucking dolphin.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-01-06 13:41:30 EST (#)
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This dolphin and lojope were subsequently raped.
Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2006-01-06 13:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Let's get you lubed first!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"No, no. Like this. You use the whole tongue. Now try it again, and so help me, if I don't cum..."
This was really bad. Sorry.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"is that hair gel?"
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna spit in your blow hole.
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awesome
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:00:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
"what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?"
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Ahahaha. I just laughed so hard at that. People here think I'm nuts. Damn you!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna spit in your blow hole.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Wow, salty like Cole Guy's peener."
Damnit, that didn't come out right.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:01:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tastes like chicken.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-06 11:00:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:46:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I shat in your pool. What ya gonna do about it?
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That's the best.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shat in your pool. What ya gonna do about it?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"You're telling me a dolphin clit looks like this?"
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:31:48 EST (#)
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"I call him FLICKER, not FLIPPER!"
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
" Is that herring?"
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I NEED LOVE AND ATTENTION! IF TOM GREEN CAN SUCK OFF A COW I'LL FRENCH KISS A FUCKING DOLPHIN!"
There that's all I can think of. Are you happy!??! You killed my inner child.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dolphin- where's your blow-hole?
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Smell my finger?"
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:17:31 (#)
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well Tiger I didn't smile or laugh out loud with your comment but something else happened.
now I can't get up from my desk.
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:21:13 EST (#)
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I'm standing for the national anthem and sitting down at the same time ;)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:20:24 EST (#)
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"Mere seconds later the waters were red with the blood from Jessica Alba's massive facewound. Though immediately put down by his handlers, Arko the Dolphin would forever be remembered by sea-dwellers everywhere for making the actress pay for that abomination 'Honey.'"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I make you weak in the knees? Is that why you cant stand. ;)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"WHO'S YO' DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?"
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:17:31 EST (#)
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well Tiger I didn't smile or laugh out loud with your comment but something else happened.
now I can't get up from my desk.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And the dolphins thinking "Is that hair gel on your ear?"
+2 for rope's comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ach! C'mere wee fishy! They said I look bulemic. Doos me breath smell like puke to ya?"
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got nothing.
Sue me.
-Dave
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'I really love my blue dolphin'
-Tiger
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Psh! I can TOTALLY deepthroat that."
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Fuck! Orgasmatron beat me too it! I'll have to think of something else now. I mean two thoughts in one day? That's pushing my mental limit.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:09:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:05:09 (#)
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"UUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAALHG, Dolphin, EUUUUUUGHHRAAAAAAAAAAUUIOUOOOUUUUAH."
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wha?!?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:07:19 EST (#)
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"I don't know if I can deep throat the whole thing, but I'll try."
Fuck me Jessica, please dear god fuck me.
Or Proffesional_Peon. I would totally hit that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously though, I would lick a dolphin if given the oppurtunity. I've always wondered if they're as silky and smooth as they look.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Psh! I can TOTALLY deepthroat that."
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WHAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Come on, give me a nice, wet lickery kiss"
-Goonies
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"UUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAALHG, Dolphin, EUUUUUUGHHRAAAAAAAAAAUUIOUOOOUUUUAH."
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Mmmm..tastes like chicken. Of the sea."
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:01:52 EST (#)
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"Prehensile penis, huh?"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-06 10:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I bet she went to SpecSavers"