How to be happy, and to walk on water (a photographic guide) (1547 hits)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2006-01-08 19:55:05 EST
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:10:28 EST (#)
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Is that Shandy?
I fucking hope so - He looks EXACTLY as I imagined Shandy to look.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-06 07:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-09 15:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 02:25:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO COMMENT ON MY INCREDIBLE WALKING ON WATER FEAT???? that was the whole reason for this post
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Such a feat is mundane compared to a hairy ginger man seducing a beautiful woman.
Hahaha.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-09 14:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I was 100% sure this pictoral account was going to lead to rape. Imagine my disappointment.
Good show nonetheless.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:56:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lovely
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-08 23:31:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is too odd, and sweet, and oddly sweet, to not get a +2.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-09 08:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like the guy from 40-Year-Old Virgin.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-09 08:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great.
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-09 06:32:01 EST (#)
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This isnt worth a +2 wtf!?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-09 05:58:08 EST (#)
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oh btw, while i think on, is is pie eating season in Oz or summit?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-09 05:50:17 EST (#)
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Wazza!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-09 05:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to say this, but it has been nagging at me for a while now. Rory whatshisname from They Think It's All Over. McGrath?
Anyway - you remind me of him.
'cept you're funnier.
But then so is an anal cancer.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-09 05:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, yes, walking on water is quite extraordinary to other people but for the messiah? 'tis as lemons.
What IS extraordinary is that isaac looks totally unlike ITM despite the rumours about his little trip to Oz roughly six years ago.
and yes, amazingly, i do have a woman.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-09 04:53:53 EST (#)
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You are a ginger Zeus.
Did the Greeks go for the old walking on water trick?
Strangely I'm now thinking about Waterworld. Grrrr. Can you imagine the poor fools who paid to see that film? Then the even bigger idiots who watched it when it was on normal telly and thought 'maybe it doesn't suck as much as the reviews said.'
These people probably like Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.
Two men enter, One man leave.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-09 04:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 walking on water (not many people get that one)
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-01-09 04:49:28 EST (#)
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I'm noting this down for future reference.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2006-01-09 04:33:34 EST (#)
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She looks like sun from Lost
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 04:07:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-09 02:49:39 (#)
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apullo has a woman????????
now THAT is extraordinary
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Alledgedly. After all, Jamie is a scouser and they're hardly renowned for their honesty. Indeed it's debatable whether he has even gone to America. Perhaps Telewest have finally caught up with him for dodging his payments and cancelled his internet connection, forcing him to be online only when he can succesfully break into students dormitary's.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 03:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a god among men, shandy.
also, Satan is a little hottie.
Also,
dork.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-09 02:49:39 EST (#)
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apullo has a woman????????
now THAT is extraordinary
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-09 02:35:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-08 19:59:42 (#)
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did you just call your wife/girlfriend a chinky whore?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 02:26:49 EST (#)
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I haven't seen Jamie about lately. I assumed he was enjoying his new woman and didn't have time for the likes of us.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 02:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO COMMENT ON MY INCREDIBLE WALKING ON WATER FEAT???? that was the whole reason for this post
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Such a feat is mundane compared to a hairy ginger man seducing a beautiful woman.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-09 02:11:10 EST (#)
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boy will soon be six, he's average size (except of course for his famous appendage)
WUCW = satan
jamie has left? since when?
who is Falconman? is he as shockingly age-ravaged as me? i seem to be ageing at about 10 times the normal speed.
BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO COMMENT ON MY INCREDIBLE WALKING ON WATER FEAT???? that was the whole reason for this post
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 01:35:47 EST (#)
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Shandy is that woman 'Satan'? She's beautiful.
I'm glad you're still here, I was worried you left following the frightful Urbane business and Jamie's departure.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-08 23:45:43 EST (#)
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Your boy looks big for his age, Shandy.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-08 23:31:50 EST (#)
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Well, this is too odd, and sweet, and oddly sweet, to not get a +2.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-08 22:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-08 21:33:58 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-08 19:59:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
did you just call your wife/girlfriend a chinky whore?
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Racism against loved ones is one of my favourite pasttimes.
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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-08 22:22:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:01:11 (#)
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Nice walktrhough.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-01-08 21:47:58 EST (#)
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dork
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-08 21:33:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-08 19:59:42 (#)
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did you just call your wife/girlfriend a chinky whore?
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Racism against loved ones is one of my favourite pasttimes.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-08 21:15:11 EST (#)
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Is that you, Shandy? Or...THE FALCONER?!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-01-08 21:00:48 EST (#)
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needs more rape
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:40:04 EST (#)
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This was stupid.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:37:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:10:28 EST (#)
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Is that Shandy?
I fucking hope so - He looks EXACTLY as I imagined Shandy to look.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:08:14 EST (#)
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"now the child will like you!"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:06:48 EST (#)
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haha
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:06:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:05:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-08 19:59:42 (#)
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did you just call your wife/girlfriend a chinky whore?
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haha, i do it all the time...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:04:19 EST (#)
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'washed up chinky whore' is a term of endearment
before any accusations occur, let me state that the final photo is completely genuine and has not been tampered with in any way.
this either means:
a) the WUCW is a brilliant photographer who was captured my leap from the rock ledge at the precise moment my feet touched the water; or
b) i am the messiah
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:03:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:01:34 EST (#)
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Your very existence on this earth troubles me and I'm not sure why.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-08 20:01:11 EST (#)
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Nice walktrhough.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-01-08 19:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Frolicking with children
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-08 19:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you just call your wife/girlfriend a chinky whore?