Use of the word "Cunt" (2668 hits)
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Submitted by Belle (View user info) at 2006-01-09 09:23:25 EST
I never really thought I had a problem with the word cunt - I love the word, I use it all the time:
"Oh, well, yeah - but he's a cunt"
"That cunting computer is fucking shit!"
"That car is a cunt to drive" (I don't even know how that is supposed to make sense, but it sounds good)
"Cunt! Arse! WANK! I left my keys inside!"
and
"Hey! *big grin* Alright you ol' cunt!" (that last one is actually an affectionate greeting - widely used in the south* by people like me, with no manners or class). *South Britland.
I really do think its a great word... you can really get some emphasis behind it - and what's more, used in the correct way it can really upset people.
Now, don't get me wrong - Cunt shouldn't be used lightly, and Americans shouldn't use the word at all - you all sound stupid when you say it (I'm sorry but its true, just like when us Brits try to use the word pussy in a sexual way. I get a little embarrassed when people over here try to mimic that nonchalant way the Americans use "pussy". You need a rolling thick yank accent to pull it off - anyone over here tries it and I forget that they're not talking about a fluffy cat).
Ok... I reckon New Yorkers can say it pretty well, but it would never be as good as a cockney saying it.
Anyway, Cunt is great (yes, I see - har har peener).
As a WORD "cunt" is great. It upsets so many, and brings joy to many, many more...
It doesn't lend itself well to being inserted in words to make them more fan-fucking-tastic, and it can't be used as an ego boost like "the Shit" has become, but its got its own charms when used in the right way.
But, recently, I've realised that I do have a bit of an odd problem with it.
You see, I don't like the word when it's used to describe female genitalia... god only knows why, but I don't like the idea of my lady bits (or anyone else's) being called a Cunt. It's somehow disrespectful and distasteful.
Lady gardens shouldn't be insulted - they should be given inspired and beautiful names... so I suppose that Axe Wound and Beef Curtains are also on my list of things that, for some fucking strange reason, I'm offended by.
However, calling someone "A stinking cunt" is ok! (No I don't understand how that works either).
You can call me a cunt, you can say I'm a cunting slag - but call my petal blossom sex organs "cunt" and I will probably slap you (in a girly manner around the face... before I think about storming off), even if you're trying to seduce me (although, why you'd try and fit cunt into a seduction I don't know).
Am I old fashioned? I don't know, maybe... maybe not... maybe I just don't think it's a very nice description of a woman's most mysterious parts... maybe my mother had more of an influence on me when it comes to swearing than I realised...
Maybe (fuck it) I'm getting old! Maybe this is what happens when you grow up! Suddenly things you thought you were cool with become things you can't stand...
Whatever - all I know is that *that* (yes, all that above) is what I think about the word cunt... and I felt like sharing, seeings as Berty is using it alot these days, and I wouldn't want to fall out with him (seeings as we live so close, and are never going to meet [ever]).
And if you now think its funny to start calling me a cunt left, right, and centre - knock yourself out... go ahead - knock yourself out!
Go cunting mad!
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Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-11 16:08:48 EST (#)
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I dont like the word. Gives me an image of a stinking disease ridden vagina.
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2006-01-11 16:08:00 EST (#)
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"Lady gardens shouldn't be insulted."
so no more flesh stockings?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:58:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:11:48 EST (#)
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i said cunt in texas all the time.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:37:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:21:12 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:42:17 (#)
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don't say cunt in texas.
ever.
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Am I the only person that imagined Apollo sat in a wheelchair swaddled in plaster and bandages typing that with one of those forehead pencils things?
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+1 for that image - our lad apullo is getting quite the education, eh?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:01:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:58:28 (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:41:06 (#)
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Aren't you from Birmigham? I don't want to hear any more talk of "south" from you.
North of Watford = not one of us.
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Im from ESSEX - and I will not deny my southerness - I still SOUND southern, I refuse to sound brummy or black country...
If Essex had a county anthem I'd be singing it about now...
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Bloody hell that explains a bit.
That said, I am from ...Staines
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:35:21 EST (#)
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Cunt
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:44:18 EST (#)
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I also love the word "cunting" but I can never find a good time to say it. I think it all the time, though. "Where is my cunting phone" etc. I feel like it's too British for me.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:40:58 EST (#)
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"Now, don't get me wrong - Cunt shouldn't be used lightly, and Americans shouldn't use the word at all - you all sound stupid when you say it (I'm sorry but its true, just like when us Brits try to use the word pussy in a sexual way."
You're probably right. When I get really pissed and call someone a "fucking cunt," my boyfriend laughs his ass off, because when I'm pissed off or drunk my normally mild southern accent becomes rather pronounced (so I'm told, I don't really notice).
Submitted by twitch9387 (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:04:49 EST (#)
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na dude im not posh. dont think many americans are
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:34:07 EST (#)
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GASH
It could be the answer.
Cunny, sounds weird.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:43:05 EST (#)
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seriously, cunny is hilarious.
cunny bag...cunny face. i did a post about it. it got rave reviews.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55678
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:21:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:42:17 (#)
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don't say cunt in texas.
ever.
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Am I the only person that imagined Apollo sat in a wheelchair swaddled in plaster and bandages typing that with one of those forehead pencils things?
I love the words Twat and Cunt but very difficult to get into conversation, especially at work.
"Twatting stationery have run out of those cunting pens I like"
Nah.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-10 06:36:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:58:28 (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:41:06 (#)
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Aren't you from Birmigham? I don't want to hear any more talk of "south" from you.
North of Watford = not one of us.
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Im from ESSEX - and I will not deny my southerness - I still SOUND southern, I refuse to sound brummy or black country...
If Essex had a county anthem I'd be singing it about now...
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I'm gonna have to partially blame you for the atrocity that is Celebrity Big Brother.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-10 06:32:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:58:28 (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:41:06 (#)
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Aren't you from Birmigham? I don't want to hear any more talk of "south" from you.
North of Watford = not one of us.
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Im from ESSEX - and I will not deny my southerness - I still SOUND southern, I refuse to sound brummy or black country...
If Essex had a county anthem I'd be singing it about now...
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ESSEX! Now that explains a few things- namely these titles- all posted by the same person. Can you guess which Essex girl?
Bring Back Sex Post Friday - man it made me laugh. Dirty story inside - but should be Safe for work.
Get a life - Get some head by Dr. Belle.
Your arse is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it?
Are we all getting dumberer?
Dr Belles Sexual Position of the Week - The Ugly Duckling - NSFW
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:57:46 EST (#)
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Either I know you or you're one of only two people on the planet to call it a 'lady garden' and you both live in the south.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:02:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:58:28 (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:41:06 (#)
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Aren't you from Birmigham? I don't want to hear any more talk of "south" from you.
North of Watford = not one of us.
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Im from ESSEX - and I will not deny my southerness - I still SOUND southern, I refuse to sound brummy or black country...
If Essex had a county anthem I'd be singing it about now...
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Har Har! You're from Essex and you live in Birmingham. How classy do you want to be?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:58:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:41:06 (#)
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Aren't you from Birmigham? I don't want to hear any more talk of "south" from you.
North of Watford = not one of us.
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Im from ESSEX - and I will not deny my southerness - I still SOUND southern, I refuse to sound brummy or black country...
If Essex had a county anthem I'd be singing it about now...
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:53:50 EST (#)
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You see, I don't like the word when it's used to describe female genitalia... god only knows why, but I don't like the idea of my lady bits (or anyone else's) being called a Cunt. It's somehow disrespectful and distasteful.
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Us Aussies love the word.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:15:18 EST (#)
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Matter of fact i loveeeeeeeeeeee it !!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:14:35 EST (#)
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Cunt, is word that should allways remain in your brain ,cause ther is nothing ever in this world to surpasse the feeling of a wet pussy upon your rigid dick.wether it be a cunt, a puussy or whatever,its all the same.Dont mince words!!!! I like it .
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 02:53:16 EST (#)
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face = fake.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 02:52:59 EST (#)
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I try to refer to a woman's bits as pussy, but only with the SNL face Sean Connery accent.
pooshie.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-10 02:27:56 EST (#)
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Personally, I can't say Pussy. It just doesn't sound right. Vagina just sounds stupid and Cunt shouldn't be used to describe my favourite female organ.
Funnily enough, I can yell "Cunt" all I want without a touch of shame but when it comes to the female form I am forced to say "Private Parts".
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-01-10 02:23:24 EST (#)
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Beef curtains, lol.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:56:04 EST (#)
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what a cunning little runt
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:49:40 EST (#)
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What about twat?
I don't think that it's *too* offensive to call it a twat.
And calling someone a twat is fun.
Like twatwaffle.
Or shivering twat.
Or something like that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:40:34 EST (#)
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The first thing I thought of when I saw the title was "Good Will Cunting" and how that'd make a decent porn film.
And then it occurred to me that it probably IS already a porn film.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:39:09 EST (#)
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I call them cock holsters.
Is that better?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:03:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:00:49 (#)
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Try to slip the word cunt into a casual conversation with someone you don't really know.
As in, "How did your cunt weekend go?"
Or, "I'm gonna go cunt get something to eat."
They almost never notice.
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"Twats that you say? I cunt hear you, i have an ear infucktion. i think
i need some neospermin."
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:00:49 EST (#)
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Try to slip the word cunt into a casual conversation with someone you don't really know.
As in, "How did your cunt weekend go?"
Or, "I'm gonna go cunt get something to eat."
They almost never notice.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 22:33:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:04:51 (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-09 17:55:33 (#)
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Twat rhymes with hot
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Twat rhymes with hat.
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In Australia it rhymes with hot. Unless I'm speaking to a Brit, in which case it rhymes with hat.
I can say "twat" to rhyme with basically anything, anyway. It's a gift.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-09 22:26:12 EST (#)
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it's often a term of endearment here ijn aus.
Submitted by CRUNKY40 (user info) at 2006-01-09 21:53:57 EST (#)
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What the fuck is a wanker.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-09 21:35:09 EST (#)
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" And it's a battered old suitcase
To a hotel someplace
And a wound that will never heal
No prima donna
The perfume is on
An old shirt that is stained with blood and whiskey
And goodnight to the street sweepers
The night watchman flame keepers
And goodnight to Matilda too"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 19:41:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-09 14:15:16 (#)
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I have noticed how much Apollo likes to use the word cunt. Even at expensive restaurants. You Brits are quite a breed...
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*raises eyebrow*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:24:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-09 17:55:33 (#)
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It's dominatrixes. Improper pronounciation shall be grounds for whipping.
Twat rhymes with hot, and is only to be used in conjunction with the modifier "silly" (or "limey", pronounced to rhyme with slimy, which now that you mention it would probably work as well and has a certain aesthetic appeal. The phrase I mean, not the object. If it was appealing it would be a cunt and not a twat, or in certain limited circumstances, a pussy)...
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I beg to differ, you may also use twat in conjunction with the modifier "obnoxious." That's my favorite anyway.
-Obnoxious twat- Works well, doesn't it?
-Obnoxious cunt- Not bad either.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:04:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-09 17:55:33 (#)
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Twat rhymes with hot
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Twat rhymes with hat.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-01-09 17:55:33 EST (#)
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It's dominatrixes. Improper pronounciation shall be grounds for whipping.
Twat rhymes with hot, and is only to be used in conjunction with the modifier "silly" (or "limey", pronounced to rhyme with slimy, which now that you mention it would probably work as well and has a certain aesthetic appeal. The phrase I mean, not the object. If it was appealing it would be a cunt and not a twat, or in certain limited circumstances, a pussy).
Used to be I would never, EVER use the word cunt unless I was in one. Like nigger, it was a word I was raised just to never... ever... use. And I'm the kid who your parents wouldn't let you play with because 3 year olds are incapable of using any restraint when it comes to using the word "fuck".
However, in the past few years I've noticed that people just aren't as offended as they used to be when you call them a bitch, so I've had to resort to calling them cunts. Back in the 80's, "fucking bitch" was enough to get the job done, but nowadays it takes a cunt to induce the same satisfying of white-faced, trembling horror.
In my lexicological researches, I've discovered that a cunt can be fucked or licked, but a pussy is only for licking. You can finger a twat or a pussy, but only a cunt can be fisted. When reversing roles, the terms "manpussy" and "mangina" are to be avoided at all costs. Pussy is silly, but works better in italian sonnets, while cunt is best suited to the limerick. Women appreciate it if you're consistent in your terminology as well as your rhythm.
I'm surrounded by 3000 astronomers and astronomy teachers and I should probably cut this response short before one of them looks over my shoulder. In closing, I'd just like to say that if frickin' Days Inn and Motel 6 can offer free high speed internet in their rooms, you'd think a supposedly classy joint like a Marriott or a Hilton would be able to as well. Fucking cunts.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-09 14:50:57 EST (#)
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Have you ever heard a yank try to call someone a twat? They just can't do it - comes out like Twhaaaaaat. I've taken it upon myself to educate the entire american populace in the correct pronunciation by 2012.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-09 14:15:16 EST (#)
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I have noticed how much Apollo likes to use the word cunt. Even at expensive restaurants. You Brits are quite a breed...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-01-09 14:08:05 EST (#)
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all the women are sexy dominati (WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PLURAL of that word???)
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Dominas. Or Dommes.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 14:03:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:41:06 (#)
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Aren't you from Birmigham? I don't want to hear any more talk of "south" from you.
North of Watford = not one of us.
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Birmingham is the great melting pot of the country, neither north nor south.
It's a bit like purgatory when you think about it.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:50:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:41:06 EST (#)
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Aren't you from Birmigham? I don't want to hear any more talk of "south" from you.
North of Watford = not one of us.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-09 12:28:46 EST (#)
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super
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-09 11:55:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 11:47:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-01-09 11:12:23 (#)
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Tis one of my favourite words. And best when used randomly.
"I'll have a steak bake and an iced bun please, cunt"
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AH HA! You shop at Greggs. I must remember to request the CCTV footage from the one in Birmingham.
You can't hide from me forever you minx.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-09 11:39:37 EST (#)
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I think you're right.
And, as an added bonus, I think I have a boner.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-01-09 11:12:23 EST (#)
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Tis one of my favourite words. And best when used randomly.
"I'll have a steak bake and an iced bun please, cunt"
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-01-09 11:10:31 EST (#)
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I bet your cunt stinks
Submitted by lossy (user info) at 2006-01-09 11:08:49 EST (#)
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Best best ever line in a film - "I can smell your cunt"
Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the lambs, and he's British
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:59:11 EST (#)
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I just read that again and it is still making me laugh.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:49:44 EST (#)
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I'm glad I can amuse you in my humble little way.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:47:43 EST (#)
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Berty: The Dutch understand almost all languages. Especially Dutch.
Fuck me Berty - you're a funny guy.
Submitted by giggles (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:36:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:51:44 (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:46:15 (#)
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I use the word cunt like I use the word ass - I find it perfectly okay to say "This cake tastes like arse" or "You are such an arse, and I can also say "Damn, you have a nice arse" and "I like it when you rub my arse like that."
Much the same way I feel fine saying "You cunting slag" or "Don't be a cunt" as well as "My cunt hurts where I fell over on the bike" and less clean phrases used only with my husband in the privacy of the local park.
I agree about pussy - I absolutely cannot use that word when talking dirty, it makes me feel stupid and childish and not in that good wearing-pigtails-and-a-pleated-skirt-and-white-knee-socks-on-my-husband's-birthday way. It's "cunt" or nothing.
Even trying to type "Oh god yes, fuck my pussy" makes me cringe. While "Oh god yes, fuck my cunt" doesn't.
Odd, really.
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Now i'm all confused. Cock is a good word - versatile and nearly ubiquitous.
I still wont use the word 'cunt' in bed though. It's just so vulgar and crude. I don't call my womens 'ho' or 'bitch' either.
Minge? hmmm no. Sounds too buzzy.
We need a word without humour (badly packed kebab) or too much crudeness.
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beef curtains!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:36:45 EST (#)
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Hooting like a baboon and humping the bedroom furniture is also hugely arousing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:35:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:30:21 (#)
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Berty - I already did that. "Laat me alsjeblieft je sletje zijn, ik beloof je dat ik je gelukkig zal maken."
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Your bloke's Dutch though. Unless you do it in Russian or something then it just won't work. The Dutch understand almost all languages. Especially Dutch.
Perhaps gurgling and pointing at one another's anatomy is the answer?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:30:21 EST (#)
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Berty - I already did that. "Laat me alsjeblieft je sletje zijn, ik beloof je dat ik je gelukkig zal maken."
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:26:20 EST (#)
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berty, you're a fucking genuis as well.
"six beers at once?"
"GENIUS!"
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:25:49 EST (#)
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I don't like your tone, missy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:21:55 EST (#)
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You're best of learning a foreign language and talking dirty in that, seeing as the sensuality is all in the tone anyway.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:18:03 EST (#)
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Dammit.
How about "Lyschen"?
LIE-shin
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:17:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:10:51 (#)
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I take issue with that one... Sorry Circe.
Its not that *I* personally wouldn't use it, but it could, possibly, give rise to some confusion...
I can just imagine some guy, desperate for some back door action, saying "I honey, I thought you said "Fuck My-ASS-Aaaahhhhh"
You know that they would do that. Men do things like that.
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And? It's not like you're just going to lie there and let him do you up the bumb. I'm sure you could crush his hopes when he leaps out of bed to get the vaseline.
Also Thingy? WTF?
"Oh that feels good, you feel so good around my thingy..."
Preposterous.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:16:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:55:08 (#)
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You get a +2 for that photo alone
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:10:51 EST (#)
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I take issue with that one... Sorry Circe.
Its not that *I* personally wouldn't use it, but it could, possibly, give rise to some confusion...
I can just imagine some guy, desperate for some back door action, saying "I honey, I thought you said "Fuck My-ASS-Aaaahhhhh"
You know that they would do that. Men do things like that.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:08:48 EST (#)
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cicre, you're a fucking genius.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:03:57 EST (#)
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Okay. Acceptable terms for male genitals in a dirty talking way - cock, dick, thingy.
Acceptable terms for female genitals in a dirty talking way - ????, thingy
Apparently non-acceptable terms for female genitals in a dirty talking way - flaps, fanny, vagina, gaping baby hole, axe wound, gash, slit, vaggy vag, twat, cunt (personally, I disagree), pussy (miaow), that hole thingy, hoohoodilly.
I propose we bring in the use of the word "syassa".
"Fuck my syasha"
pronounced sy-ASH-ah.
I could use that one.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 10:01:04 EST (#)
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i do beleive if i could find a woman
that could say 'fuck my fanny' and be
completely serious about it,
i would buy her ice cream ever
second tuesday for some number
of months.
but i sooooooo wouldn't fuck her.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:56:57 EST (#)
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See the thing is I don't think you can be sexy about that.
All the penis words are masculine like cock, tool, and love pole...
we get "hole", "axe wound" and "fanny" (ok, that last one doesn't apply to the US, but it sounds fucking awful if you're describing a minge).
Fuck my fanny is fucking hilarious if you ask me, and I'd have to stop everything to let the laughing subside.
Submitted by blondie2 (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:55:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:46:15 (#)
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I use the word cunt like I use the word ass - I find it perfectly okay to say "This cake tastes like arse" or "You are such an arse, and I can also say "Damn, you have a nice arse" and "I like it when you rub my arse like that."
Much the same way I feel fine saying "You cunting slag" or "Don't be a cunt" as well as "My cunt hurts where I fell over on the bike" and less clean phrases used only with my husband in the privacy of the local park.
I agree about pussy - I absolutely cannot use that word when talking dirty, it makes me feel stupid and childish and not in that good wearing-pigtails-and-a-pleated-skirt-and-white-knee-socks-on-my-husband's-birthday way. It's "cunt" or nothing.
Even trying to type "Oh god yes, fuck my pussy" makes me cringe. While "Oh god yes, fuck my cunt" doesn't.
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You crack me up.
But I cannot say this word, don't know if its a british thing or what, I just can't say it.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:55:08 EST (#)
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You get a +2 for that photo alone
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:53:41 EST (#)
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I must confess, I cannot even refere to cock or cunt in any way shape or form during intercourse or just plain dirty talking. I just get too self conscious and feel foolish.
It's a damn shame because I have a very sexy voice.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:53:38 EST (#)
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What the hell is wrong with a girl's bits? Why should that be used as the ultimate insult??
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I'm blaming religion. Women being turned into dirty objects. And the vagina is the font of all evil (I quite like that allusion).
There is no equivelent word. I'll tell you what though - tits are fine. Why is that? How can women have one profane and one non-profane sexual area?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:53:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:46:15 (#)
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I agree about pussy - I absolutely cannot use that word when talking dirty, it makes me feel stupid and childish and not in that good wearing-pigtails-and-a-pleated-skirt-and-white-knee-socks-on-my-husband's-birthday way.
* Ha HA HAAAAAAA! I do things like that... and then feel really fucking stupid the next morning.
Even trying to type "Oh god yes, fuck my pussy" makes me cringe. While "Oh god yes, fuck my cunt" doesn't.
Odd, really.
* I know what you mean - I do find the whole thing odd. Why does it upset me in a sexual sense? Fuck knows - all I know is that I can't say pussy in the bedroom either... I feel like a plank doing it... I tend to say "Fuck me" etc
Want to know whats really weird?
I don't mind the word twat. Twat is fine as a sexual term... but I wouldn't say it in the bedroom as "fuck my twat" doesn't sound that sexy.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:53:11 EST (#)
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"and i looked into her eyes and said 'touch my vagina'
'what' she replied,
'that's waht you were 'pose to say'"
hehe...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:51:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:46:15 (#)
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I use the word cunt like I use the word ass - I find it perfectly okay to say "This cake tastes like arse" or "You are such an arse, and I can also say "Damn, you have a nice arse" and "I like it when you rub my arse like that."
Much the same way I feel fine saying "You cunting slag" or "Don't be a cunt" as well as "My cunt hurts where I fell over on the bike" and less clean phrases used only with my husband in the privacy of the local park.
I agree about pussy - I absolutely cannot use that word when talking dirty, it makes me feel stupid and childish and not in that good wearing-pigtails-and-a-pleated-skirt-and-white-knee-socks-on-my-husband's-birthday way. It's "cunt" or nothing.
Even trying to type "Oh god yes, fuck my pussy" makes me cringe. While "Oh god yes, fuck my cunt" doesn't.
Odd, really.
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Now i'm all confused. Cock is a good word - versatile and nearly ubiquitous.
I still wont use the word 'cunt' in bed though. It's just so vulgar and crude. I don't call my womens 'ho' or 'bitch' either.
Minge? hmmm no. Sounds too buzzy.
We need a word without humour (badly packed kebab) or too much crudeness.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:49:15 EST (#)
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I think it's all in the tone with how you say it - it's still a very powerful word.
If you were to say "you" very quietly and then "Cahn'T" loud(which is the cockney way - over pronounce the first part, then really kick in the T), then people tend to get a bit upset, as they know its meant in the orginal sense...
Which to be fair wasnt' very nice.
I just can't quite get my head around a word for female genitalia being the most offensive word and "Cock", "Dick", "Tool" and "Prick" not really being much more than a jokey insult that wouldn't hurt a fly.
What the hell is wrong with a girls bits? Why should that be used as the ultimate insult??
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:48:51 EST (#)
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I've never understood what it is most women have against that word. It's great to use as an adjective.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:46:15 EST (#)
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I use the word cunt like I use the word ass - I find it perfectly okay to say "This cake tastes like arse" or "You are such an arse, and I can also say "Damn, you have a nice arse" and "I like it when you rub my arse like that."
Much the same way I feel fine saying "You cunting slag" or "Don't be a cunt" as well as "My cunt hurts where I fell over on the bike" and less clean phrases used only with my husband in the privacy of the local park.
I agree about pussy - I absolutely cannot use that word when talking dirty, it makes me feel stupid and childish and not in that good wearing-pigtails-and-a-pleated-skirt-and-white-knee-socks-on-my-husband's-birthday way. It's "cunt" or nothing.
Even trying to type "Oh god yes, fuck my pussy" makes me cringe. While "Oh god yes, fuck my cunt" doesn't.
Odd, really.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:44:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:42:15 (#)
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Hmm, Interesting point.
I still think one can use the word when refering to a ladyfriends fluffet but it's all in the affliction one says it with.
I suppose to be on the safe side its better to wait until after a girl has let you touch her under the bridge before trying it out in general chat otherwise you may never get your hands on her uncle's special seceret again............................best stick with fluffet.
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Fluffet?
I am aghast.
I'm gonna have to say 'pussy' is the only applicable word.
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:44:31 EST (#)
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Cunt is a bad word.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:44:01 EST (#)
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Oh, and also in bed, it's perfectly acceptable. I use the term quite liberally there.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:43:09 EST (#)
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Ah yes, the cunt. Giver of pleasure, giver of new life. Now there is one deity worth worshipping.
All hail you, almighty Cunt.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:42:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:29:35 (#)
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Yeah I reserve that word for a few choice women I've met over my lifetime. Only about 2-3 so far.
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Agreed. There are just too few truly shocking or offensive terms left anymore. I like the fact that I can pull this one out when I have to. It's seemingly used by the British fairly casually as a general insult, but in the US it's still pretty powerful in some places (though some use it quite casually here, too). I like to savor it for good use, extremely rarely, and take great pleasure in knowing I've chosen just the right word on those occasions. As in, the time all 5'0 of me commanded my former best friend (much bigger than me) to "get the fuck out of my house you fucking cunt!" And she did. It felt good.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:42:17 EST (#)
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don't say cunt in texas.
ever.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:42:15 EST (#)
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Hmm, Interesting point.
I still think one can use the word when refering to a ladyfriends fluffet but it's all in the affliction one says it with.
I suppose to be on the safe side its better to wait untill after a girl has let you touch her under the bridge before trying it out in general chat otherwise you may never get your hands on her uncles special seceret again............................best stick with fluffet.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:40:43 EST (#)
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The brits don't do hardcore porn that well... but fuck me backwards if we don't rock at Fetish shit.
(that whole sentence doesn't actually make a lot of sense if you take out the cursing, but you get the idea)
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:39:55 EST (#)
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Er, the cameraman, as a cameraMAN, tried to get Paris to fuck HIM silly. Silly me.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:38:36 EST (#)
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The only time I've ever heard (not read) the word cunt in reference to a vagina was in the Paris Hilton sex tape. The cameraman tried to convince Paris to fuck her silly. "Show me your cunt! I am your friend! Show me your cunt!" the man said. To which Paris simply laughed and said no (I'm not sure she knows what cunt means).
The thing is, the cameraman started laughing when he said it, because he knew he sounded goofy saying it. It's kinda like when I was having a nice wank to this poorly acted lesbian porno that was in the style of a memory, where the 2 girls were teenagers, but the narrator (who was one of the girls in the past) was older; she said something along the lines of "And then Sarah slid her smooth hand down into my tight pussy lips," which caused me to laugh my ass off and lose my erection. You really can't say the word pussy in a seductive way, either, no matter what accent you give it.
+2 for reminding me that cunt is a great word; check out http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/ to enjoy it more (NSFW unless you have headphones).
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:37:34 EST (#)
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One of the funniest things I ever saw was a British porno. It was so awkward and weird. And whenever they spoke it just made me giggle. I'm surprised you Brit's reproduce at all.
The guy actually said "Righto-then." When he came. What the fucking cunt is with that?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:29:35 EST (#)
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Yeah I reserve that word for a few choice women I've met over my lifetime. Only about 2-3 so far.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:29:34 EST (#)
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This was well cunting written.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:28:11 EST (#)
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I agree.
Most distressing insult ever was when some lass informed me to 'eat her cunt.'
Horrible, shiver inducing.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:27:52 EST (#)
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well,
gig-ity-gig-it-tie!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:27:48 EST (#)
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Whatever - all I know is that *that* (yes, all that above) is what I think about the word cunt... and I felt like sharing, seeings as Berty is using it alot these days, and I wouldn't want to fall out with him (seeings as we live so close, and are never going to meet [ever]).
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Using what? THe word cunt? If you look at what I've written, comments included, you'll find shockingly small use of the word cunt. Apart from pretty pink cunt of course, but that's just been robbed off of Shandy. I only really use it because it rolls of the tounge so well (arf arf).
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:26:32 EST (#)
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simple_catalyst you ARE the CLIT!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 09:25:54 EST (#)
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we're all just one big
throbbing vulva aren't we?
goddamnit, i want to be teh
clit.