withdrawl. (634 hits)
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Submitted by Targa (View user info) at 2006-01-09 18:05:46 EST
As I type this, I'm going through nicotine withdrawl. I'm shaking, my hands are cold, I can't type properly, and I certainly can't think straight. I have a headache, I can't see properly (not that I even can -- I've got bad eyes and old glasses). I'm convinced that I have the flu, but I think the need to thow-up feeling should be considered as normal. I'm overheating and yet I feel the need to wear layers of clothes because I'm so fucking cold. I've lost the ability to think in paragraphs, and I know it's only going to get worse over the next three days.
It's been 26 hours. Bring it on.
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:38:05 EST (#)
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I hope you're still trying. If not, that book I mentioned encourages you to smoke as you read. I think it made a huge difference for me. I look at smoking completely differently and did not have the panic/anxiety about quitting that I did before reading it.
Anyway, good luck!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:58:38 EST (#)
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Also, sounds like a panic attack, not nicotine withdrawal.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:35:20 EST (#)
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jesus! what did you smoke, 9 packs a day!!??
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:23:23 EST (#)
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You should read "The Easy Way to Stop Smoking" by Allen Carr.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:06:03 EST (#)
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Just smoke. It's good for you. Broadens the mind.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:57:02 EST (#)
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I too am going through withdribble.
But I plan on having a cigarette in a bit so I annoy people too much with my quitting.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:46:36 EST (#)
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Placebo Pussy.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:35:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:09:49 (#)
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Apparently your nicotine stocks aren't actually depleted until after day 3, which would pretty much make all this imagined bullshit. Go for a run dude, it'll make you feel better.
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Yep.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:24:34 EST (#)
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Yeah. Right.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-01-10 02:39:20 EST (#)
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Jeez, that sounds as bad as heroin withdrawal. I hope you can be strong in this.
A while back, I quit smoking pot after being a daily smoker. I felt like I had bronchitis for a few weeks as I coughed up all the shit that was in my lungs. I've never been a heavy cigarette smoker, but I imagine you might be experiencing something like this. Nicotine itself is insanely addictive, and God knows what else they put in cigarettes anyway.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:56:29 EST (#)
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Iago, I haven't tried to quit before... we'll see how it goes, but if I quit quitting, and take it up again, then yes, I'm a pussy and you're a better man that me.
We'll see how it goes though.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:39:24 (#)
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Your a fucking pussy.
I'd been smoking for 5 years, and i gave it up in one snap.
Sometimes i'd like one, but i just deal with it.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 21:58:28 EST (#)
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smoke if you got em.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-09 21:16:50 EST (#)
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Good luck. I thought about quitting, but I only smoke 2 cigarettes a day, so I might as well keep allowing myself that small pleasure.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-01-09 19:27:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:11:38 (#)
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As I type this, I take a deep inhale from my sweet sweet marlboro ciagarette. i let the nicotine slowly make it's way into my lungs and fill my body with it's much needed fix. after a cup of hot coffee, nothing is better than the smooth, loving kiss of a fresh cigarette. lips wrapped around the filter...forefingers lightly grasping the stick, slowly bringing it to your mouth in one swift motion, and finaly closing your eyes while inhaling that tasty goodness.
oh the joy.
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HAHA... What an asshole
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-09 19:25:56 EST (#)
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Maybe this -2 and "you post shit" will help spur you on to a successful quitting effort.
But I doubt it.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 19:21:49 EST (#)
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Tommorow i'll post the cure for nicotine addiction, so you can quit in 1 hour garunteed.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-09 19:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
keep smoking.
the cancer is worth it.
for us anyway
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-09 19:06:34 EST (#)
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I'm not going to negatively rate you, giving you the benefit of the doubt that you are suffering.
Good luck.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-09 19:04:44 EST (#)
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I quit New Year Eve. I have smoked between 20 and 40 a day since I was 13. Thats 22 years.
Its mind over matter my friend. Don't tell yourself you feel weird or sick. Pretend its not happening and use the odd bit of nicorette gum. KEEP IT UP.
You can do this. Hell if I can....
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:56:31 EST (#)
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I hope it kills you
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:45:25 EST (#)
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as i type this im smoking a fag.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:42:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:07:24 (#)
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Well, I read the whole thing in a southern accent and it still wasn't markedly improved.
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
+1 for inspiring this comment.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:39:24 EST (#)
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Your a fucking pussy.
I'd been smoking for 5 years, and i gave it up in one snap.
Sometimes i'd like one, but i just deal with it.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:14:46 EST (#)
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*withdrawal*
Anyway... it's all mind over matter. You can do it.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:12:22 EST (#)
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You bitch, nicotine has higher addictiveness than heroin or crack, this man is sick.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:12:09 EST (#)
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In light of the passage of H.R. 3402, I have been advised by my attorney to cease all comments which could be construed as annoying or harassing.
Carry on.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:11:38 EST (#)
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As I type this, I take a deep inhale from my sweet sweet marlboro ciagarette. i let the nicotine slowly make it's way into my lungs and fill my body with it's much needed fix. after a cup of hot coffee, nothing is better than the smooth, loving kiss of a fresh cigarette. lips wrapped around the filter...forefingers lightly grasping the stick, slowly bringing it to your mouth in one swift motion, and finaly closing your eyes while inhaling that tasty goodness.
oh the joy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently your nicotine stocks aren't actually depleted until after day 3, which would pretty much make all this imagined bullshit. Go for a run dude, it'll make you feel better.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:08:43 EST (#)
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Well done, good luck.
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:07:46 EST (#)
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I never claimed that I was any good at math, but apparently I've lost the ability to simply count. Upon thinking about it, it's actually only been 22 hours.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-09 18:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I read the whole thing in a southern accent and it still wasn't markedly improved.