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Tribute to Dio (1621 hits)

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Rating: 1.63 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by D0S (View user info) at 2006-01-09 23:07:43 EST


Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen















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Submitted by JesterOfUnnamedGods (user info) at 2006-02-23 06:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I piss on this and pray I never meet you because I will piss on your face, a lot, a very fucking lot, like 10 fucking gallons of my piss will pour over your face. How dare you rip off a band as great as Tenacious D. I hope Jack Black and KG find you and use there karate skills to roundhouse kick you to your balls over and over again.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

dio has rocked for a long, long time...

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-10 13:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES! I thought I was the only one who thought Dio was kickass! I'm so glad I was wrong. LONG LIVE DIO!!!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:18:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:15:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

\m/ \m/


Submitted by LoneWolf (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:15:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

\m/ \m/


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

\m/ \m/

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought you were going to rock out the Jack Black song?

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:26:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

*southpark*

i laughed.


Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Scratch the last version.....

Dio has rocked for a long, long time,
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildebeests and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.

It's time to pass the torch,
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you.
We're takin' you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.

And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of.
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
And we'll make a good goulash baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter to me.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go! Go! Dio! Dio!

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dio has rocked, for a long long time
now it's time for him to pass the torch
He has songs of wilderbeasts and angels
he has soured on the wings of a demon
it's time to pass the torch
your too old to rock, no more rockin' for you
we're taking you to a home
but will sing a song about you
and we will make sure that you're very well taken care of
you'll tell us the secrets that you've learnt
your sause will mix with ours
and we'll make a good colarge baby
Dio, time to go
you must give your cape and your mask to me
and a smaller one for KG
DIO!

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rainbow in the Dark was my favorite song when I was a surly teen-ager.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*southpark*

i laughed.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

just an excuse for me to post that bitchin picture.


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