The Choice of the Subliminal Messages Generation - Coca-Cola (2848 hits)
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Submitted by Williamson (View user info) at 2006-01-09 23:48:55 EST
Two shitty posts in a row; I'm on a roll here.
This was inspired by Alfakyle's post of the same title: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82064
I'm sure some of you already know this clever little piece of subliminal advertising, it really is well done.
"Coca-Cola was invented in Columbus, Georgia, by John S. Pemberton in 1884, originally as a cocawine called Pemberton's French Wine Coca. He was inspired by the formidable success of European Angelo Mariani's cocawine, Vin Mariani." - Wikipedia
Oh, and sorry about the shit post and lack of Thursday. You probably all know this already.
User Reviews
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The original was barely amusing. You ripped off the idea and made something shittier.
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2006-01-10 11:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i dont see it.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The subliminal Pepsi one sucked so bad you had to copy it.
I get it.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the joys of anthropomorphism.
mine was better.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:05:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-10 06:25:19 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:59:01 (#)
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The Coca-cola bottled in Mexico is, for some reason, the best in the entire world. It's even better than the shit bottled in Atlanta. I don't know why.
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They use a different kind of sugar in Mexico. Actually, most countries have a slightly different type of sugar in their coke, meaning that they all have subtle variations in taste.
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Any soda made with cane sugar will be better than the same soda made with corn syrup as most commercially available sodas are in the states and canada. Except for Dr. Pepper, its the only one made with cane sugar still which makes it harder to get sometimes depending where you are.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:17:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:33:09 (#)
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It's always nicer in glass bottles.
Always
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yep, but they always seemed larger when i was a kid. now i have two sips and they're empty.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:33:09 EST (#)
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It's always nicer in glass bottles.
Always
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-10 06:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
this post pissed me off
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-10 06:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:59:01 (#)
Ranking: 1
The Coca-cola bottled in Mexico is, for some reason, the best in the entire world. It's even better than the shit bottled in Atlanta. I don't know why.
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They use a different kind of sugar in Mexico. Actually, most countries have a slightly different type of sugar in their coke, meaning that they all have subtle variations in taste.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-10 06:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my head is killing me
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-10 06:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a female "friend" sleeping topless in my bed right now and I just finished puking and am now ubering while I play online poker. For this you get a +2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:56:58 EST (#)
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COCA NO ES COCAINE!
COCA NO ES DROGA!
That was all over the place in Bolivia.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:51:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:20:10 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66709#1347723
Uber already knew that Thorpe.
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Dammit.
I thought I was being pretty clever there.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:24:59 EST (#)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4446981554735098778
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:20:10 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66709#1347723
Uber already knew that Thorpe.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:45:44 EST (#)
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my real name is a dork. Or Red g for the time being
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my real name is na penme
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:16:20 EST (#)
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thorpe is an absolute genius for figuring that one out.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:04:52 EST (#)
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WILLIAMSON = LIAM WILSON
HIS REAL NAME
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:57:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:37:58 (#)
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Williamson, you ever see the coke posters in shops in Aust. that had a blowjob image in an ice cube?
That one was true - coke didn't realise for about 6 months...
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Yeah, I saw that. Fucking hilarious. I think it was on uber at some point too...
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:37:58 EST (#)
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Williamson, you ever see the coke posters in shops in Aust. that had a blowjob image in an ice cube?
That one was true - coke didn't realise for about 6 months...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 02:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omg liek captain EO
GO MJ WOOOOO
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 02:29:44 EST (#)
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radoneonezeroone = A NO. ONE ZERO NERD! ....EO
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 02:18:25 EST (#)
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yeah, your name sucks, rad
HAHAHAHAHA
douchebag!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 01:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
radoneonezeroone = OZ NEED OAR ERE NOON
whatever
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-10 01:32:14 EST (#)
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Shandythedog:
He's not ghy, Dad.
Damn you lack of E's!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-10 01:26:40 EST (#)
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Mickginny:
I'm NYC King
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 01:10:27 EST (#)
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Caulaincort - CLITU ACORNA
Sounds like a good Star Wars name.
Or the 'u' and final 'a' could always be silent.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 01:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bart = brat
OMG!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Read the reviews...play along.
We're rearranging letters in names to reveal the secrets that exist just below the surface.
You're as much a 'nogger cunt' as I am a 'rat sonogram.'
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT'S WITH THE MOHASKA!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:56:21 EST (#)
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yeah, orgie. what the fuck?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:51:52 EST (#)
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I like this dude, williamson.
I don't understand why I'm a nigger cunt (right?) because I think this post is silly.
If you can refute the sillyness of this post and reverse my opinion, I'd be interested. Perhaps I missed an important reference or cultural contact??!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:47:17 EST (#)
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Oh, and in Colorado, it's soda. Or soda-pop by kids.
You say pop and ya get slepped.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:44:54 EST (#)
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closest i got was grog-e-cunnt
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:44:13 EST (#)
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hahaha, i was trying to find some way to use cunt and make it make sense. damn you
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:42:05 EST (#)
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corn_nugget = NEGGOR CUNT
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:37:12 EST (#)
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williamson = IS LIL' WOMAN
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
pen_name = APE'N MEN
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:20:54 EST (#)
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orgasmatron = RAT SONOGRAM
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:17:31 EST (#)
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COCK AND RICOLA
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:12:57 EST (#)
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RANCID LAO COCK
i feel sorry for lao
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:10:54 EST (#)
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due, due!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
favorite movies from my youth (titles omitted do to poor memory.)
this kid finds a secret way of traveling the world on stamps. the catch is it has to be delivered or you can't get off the stamp. guess what happens (aussie flick)
some kid has no hair, and he runs into these people that give him a cure for it which includes flies, peanut butter, and eggs. The problem is the kid overdos it and his hair won't stop growing. Now here is where it gets crazy. some lunatic find out that this hair will make these magical paint brushes. so he hunts him down and gets his hair. really twisted movie.
This kid is a loner and he runs into some guy (think it is wallace shaun) and together they create a patio chair with baloons all over it, and the kid flies around in this crazy chair.
ollie hopnoodles haven of bliss (only title i remember.) it's basically the further adventures of ralphie from a christmas story, where ralphie goes on vacation and his dad swears and his brother still won't eat.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:02:45 EST (#)
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COCK LARD IN A.C.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 00:00:31 EST (#)
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they call it pop in pa, as well. sounded so goofy to me.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:59:31 EST (#)
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At one point in my life I could do enough cocaine to kill a small elephant.
And then I fingerfucked your dad.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:59:14 EST (#)
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A COAL COCK RIND
oh....yeah
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:59:01 EST (#)
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The Coca-cola bottled in Mexico is, for some reason, the best in the entire world. It's even better than the shit bottled in Atlanta. I don't know why.
In Texas, EVERY kind of soda is reffered to as a "coke."
"You want a coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"I dunno. Bring me a Sprite."
In Michigan, it's all called "Pop." Fucking Yankees.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:58:21 EST (#)
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you get more than that orgie
http://tinyurl.com/ayzac
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:56:19 EST (#)
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If you rearrange the letters in "Drink Coca-Cola" you get the hidden message:
ALL R COON DICK
Fucking soda racists.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:56:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:50:58 (#)
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Myth.
While the plant used in making cocaine was used for Coca-Cola, the actual refined drug cocaine was never used.
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Coca, cocaine... you know what I mean. I should have worded it better.
At any rate, that fella ain't sniffing a plant through a straw.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:54:07 EST (#)
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i sort of see it, but..ahh no. when i'm looking for interesting factoids i watch movies like finding forrester.
PUNCH THE KEYS!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-09 23:50:58 EST (#)
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Myth.
While the plant used in making cocaine was used for Coca-Cola, the actual refined drug cocaine was never used.