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Wazza's Latest 16/yold (2433 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: 1.27 on 82 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Wazza (View user info) at 2006-01-10 03:35:54 EST


Ahhhhhhhh well what can a man do? when there comin at ya,more betta you take them in.uh?

Joy and Wazza.jpg (272 kB)

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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This creeps me right the fuck out, and I really AM a dirty old man.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-01-13 19:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought the original was stupid as well Thorpe

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-01-12 03:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-12 00:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok, that was fucking funny.


YOU GOT ME!!!

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-11 02:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its obvious Rad ,you have great sense of perception.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-11 01:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I enjoyed the original before everyone else did.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-10 21:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:37:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:01:56 (#)
Ranking: 1

This post reminds me of Grease 2 - tries so hard, but just not as good as the original...
---------------------------------

You honestly think you would have enjoyed the original if everyone else hadn't?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-10 21:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:01:56 (#)
Ranking: 1

This post reminds me of Grease 2 - tries so hard, but just not as good as the original...

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This post reminds me of Grease 2 - tries so hard, but just not as good as the original...

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:49:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow that brought the cat outa the cupboard......
****
that's the problem with the Internet...you thinks you may be talk'n to a bindi
cigar and whoops!...turns out to be a white-point jilaroo

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MMMMMM well i must be wrong but via the wave lengths i received from your comment i took it mean that you had quite serious concernes regarding my safety,for that i am truely honered.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:23:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't this considered "evidence" in 48 states and 14 foreign countries?
---------------
I was thinking the same thing. Hahaha!





And wazza - what gives you the impossible power to detect what my state of mind is via this forum?

It's incredibly rare that I take anything on this site seriously.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Loren, dear, you really take life soooooooooooo seriously, honey by the way i ama horney letch.and not too much of the old uh! ha ha ha ha ha



hahahahahahahaahahahah I fuckin love you, man

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Loren must be horney,she is going for a cold shower.(the mind boggles.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't this considered "evidence" in 48 states and 14 foreign countries?

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Loren, dear, you really take life soooooooooooo seriously, honey by the way i ama horney letch.and not too much of the old uh! ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wazza, and I'm not quite your age yet, which I'm guessing is around 50, and I'm not a man - therefor I don't have as much of a chance of being viewed as a pedophile, but I still wouldn't post a pic of myself with a 16 year old and insinuate sexual interest in them, even in innocent jest. It's just not right. You make yourself look like a horny old letch.

I feel the sudden urge to take a shower. And rip my eyeballs out of my head.

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

~~~~~ Poet, priest of nothing. . .

You're a big ol cutie, Waz. This post, and your {love-of-all} outlook, is a BIG clue to solving the riddle I left on your previous post. You got closer than you realize on your attempts at solving it. Now I could say you're living the answer, in a way. You can't see the forest for the squeeze.

Cute girlfriend.

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow that brought the cat outa the cupboard,and there in that pic i was just enjoying life.maybe you should try it sometimes! ahhhhhhh no offense intended.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


joedaddy...I don't quite get what you mean when you say it looks like I lost some ankle biters to you creeps..?

Wazza..I'm just sayin, I didn't call you old, but in relation to this 16y/old you are clinging too, you are oldER. And I'm not humping anything at this exact moment; I've tried that and it messes with my typing. However I do hump my husband regularly, and it's quite nice.

rad: I'm surprised you noticed; I don't think you are necessarily an asshole but it was an asshole thing to say, and sometimes you just need to keep your mouth shut and pretend to have a little respect.




Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Classic.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM TEH PROPHET!

*bows*

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit! You posted the new one!

HOW IS THIS NOT BEST EVER.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-10 13:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh God yes! That jsut made my day.

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-01-10 12:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

He's hanging on kinda tight, she must be a slippery little shit.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-10 12:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-10 11:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahah super!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-01-10 11:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

?

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you might go to hell.

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This whole thing is creepy as fuck.

I fully expect that picture to show up on America's Most Wanted when they start looking for that girl's body.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I love how she pulls her head away from you...she looks charmed :-)

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's Wazza for ya.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was ready to put a "jump the shark" comment on this, but that picture....

Ohhhhh, dear....

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmmmm.....I'd love some chicken yakatori with a side of rape.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I see you live in the land of happy pedophiles.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:36:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

That's really frightening.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:19:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

has anyone ever ordered beer online? i feel like some yeungling and they don't sell it around these parts
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``

I love Yuengling! It's the only beer I drink. It's an east coast thing.

==========

I live a 20 minute drive away from the Yuengling brewery. You haven't lived until you try the lager before they water it down to the regular alcohol percentage. The uncut stuff messes you up.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you Wazza


But I can see her balls

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i checked; they only sell it in jersey, pa, and a few other states. furthurmore, they can't ship it to me. massachusetts is shit out of luck.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's really frightening.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:19:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

has anyone ever ordered beer online? i feel like some yeungling and they don't sell it around these parts
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``

I love Yuengling! It's the only beer I drink. It's an east coast thing.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wazza's back!!

Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Wtf!?

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAR HAR ASIAN!

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-10 07:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

EAARRGGGH! Her finger's all wizened and sausage-like!

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2006-01-10 06:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

?

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-10 06:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love wazza.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This really creeped me out.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

www.asianbrides.com



From: Wazza

Dear naughtygirl

I've been masturbating furiously to your picture for the last week now. Wanna meet up?






From: naughtygirl:

Sure! We get married and you give me money. In return I give you poontang, bingbang and sucky sucky......for long time.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you're a good man wazza

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

APPOLO HAS THAT GOOD OLD bRITISH SENSE OF HUMOUR,WELL DONE OLD BOY!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:37:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually Shandy old chap you hit the nail on the head ,thats her name,Joy, Joy Jing.u have insight!

--

let me tell you a little high tech secret that i've picked up wazza: when your mouse rests on a picture on ubersite, a little strip of words comes up with the name of the pic. in this case, 'joy and wazza.jpeg' """"

i remember when he 'picked that up'.

he was wailing about his eyes playing tricks on him when the words 'shandy is a cunt' kept popping up.

that crossed leg is creepy.



Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 05:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well ,i dont have problems with her legs man. ha ha ha

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this wasn't so bad until i saw the leg...really unsettling *cringe*

i hope you're an alter


Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha ha ha ha ah The old Death Metal,gotta give it to him he is a dry cunt!

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:15:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Pascal's wager states that it is better to bang 16 year olds and believe in god than to be some righteous plick and not believe in a god that provides for those who love him.




yeah well what about banging 16 year olds and not believing in god

ha bet you didn't see that coming, jerko

>: )

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus Shandy you ought know us red knecks up here in the Torres Strait ,have gotta lot to learn, thanks mate . all jokes aside love ya mate!

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lolita was a man eatah!

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no doubt lisa is jealous, poor child - her boyfriend looks like ricky ponting

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually Shandy old chap you hit the nail on the head ,thats her name,Joy, Joy Jing.u have insight!

--

let me tell you a little high tech secret that i've picked up wazza: when your mouse rests on a picture on ubersite, a little strip of words comes up with the name of the pic. in this case, 'joy and wazza.jpeg'

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah Lisa, darling,be contemptable,thats ok but not sarcastic,thats unbecoming of a nice girl as you are .

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Look, she's sending a message: "Help me get away before I hang myself."

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually Shandy old chap you hit the nail on the head ,thats her name,Joy, Joy Jing.u have insight!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

has anyone ever ordered beer online? i feel like some yeungling and they don't sell it around these parts

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love you Rad man ,cause you have a way of explaining the eternal truth!ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

joy indeed

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:56:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wazza for God 2008!


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pascal's wager states that it is better to bang 16 year olds and believe in god than to be some righteous plick and not believe in a god that provides for those who love him.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

just push your kernal to the attached picture.


you'll fall asleep in no time.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There is no God, I'm sure of it.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

its all good.


coley thinks I'm an asshole because of some random thing I wrote on an internet forum once.





Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

All the Unisom in the world couldn't send me to sleep after this.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wazza is a creepy older dude who...
***
sounds like you lost one or two ankle-biters to us "creeps"?

;(


Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 04:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Up and atem man up and at them. why pull your dicks when you can have the realllllllll thing..hey and not too much of the 'old' uh? whaT ARE YOU HUMPING AT THE moment man. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wazza for God 2008!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

))<>((

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what can you do indeed.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wazza is a creepy older dude who dry humps 16y/olds? Who knew..

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


frisky tongue




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