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Submitted by STANDARD D II (View user info) at 2006-01-10 08:45:42 EST


I am not smart enough, I have racked my brain and put it in all sorts of formats.

10 +2's for anyone that can give the answer and justify it.

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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:16:06 (#)
Ranking: 1

If he lives in a BROKEN house, keeps a PIT BULL, smokes KOOLS, and drinks MALT LIQUOR, what color is he?
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GREEN

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-18 17:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

If he lives in a BROKEN house, keeps a PIT BULL, smokes KOOLS, and drinks MALT LIQUOR, what color is he?

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-01-17 06:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just received this riddle a couple of days ago (not on here), and solved it after some deliberation. this isn't really hard if you just stick with it and if you're not a fuck-ass.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-10 21:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you have to get to these type of posts very quickly to have any sort of credibility

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-10 12:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, believe me, I'm smart enough.

I just don't have enough interest.

Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-01-10 12:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The fish lives in the green house with the German, who smokes Princes and drinks coffee.

I know some people got it before me but I took too long on it not to post it :)

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-10 12:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was too lazy to do the puzzle. It's been a long day.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-10 11:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for making me think at work. I haven't looked at any reviews. This took me about a half hour because my brain thinks reeeeal slow with these. I better be correct:

BRIT owns RED house, keeps BIRD, drinks MILK, smokes PALL MALL

SWEDE owns WHITE house, keeps DOG, drinks BEER, smokes BLUEMASTER

DANE owns BLUE house, keeps HORSE, drinks TEA, smokes BLENDS

GERMAN owns GREEN house, keeps FISH, drinks COFFEE, smokes PRINCES

NORWEGIAN owns YELLOW house, keeps CATS, drinks WATER, smokes DUNHILLS


Das Deutsch has der fish. I hope...

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-10 11:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:59:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

I say we give +2's to whoever can straighten up Bobs column!
_________________________________

Yellow house--------Blue house---------Red house----------Green house---------White house
Norwegian-------------Danish---------------British----------------German----------------Swede
Water-------------------Tea--------------------Milk--------------------Coffee------------------Beer
Dunhills-----------------Blends---------------Pall Malls-----------Princes----------------Bluemasters
Cats----------------------Horses---------------Birds------------------Fish--------------------Dogs

*beams expectantly*


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I did it in French, I don't remember if I had it right.

Norwegian, Danish, British, German, Swede?

Clearly, Einstein was a white supremacist.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK!

LSAT flashback.

I'm glad I read the reviews first or I would have had an obsessive-compulsive need to figure this shit out.

Submitted by unshaven (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It took me about 30 minutes to solve but hey i'm in work anyway. The answer is the German owns the fish. I could explain if needed.

Submitted by SteveJohnson (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The Norwegian lives in the first house, which is yellow. He/she/it smokes Dunhills, drinks water and keeps cats.

The blue house is next, containing the tea-swilling Dane that chain-smokes Blends and keeps horses for reasons that are entirely his/her own.

In the center is the red house, with a British person pounding milk in between Pall Mall drags in their best Clockwork Orange impression. They keep birds rather than snakes though.

The German keeps the pike in the fourth house, which is green, smokes Princes and drinks coffee probably while hiding from global authorities for war crimes.

At the end is the Swede in the white house, smoking Blue Masters and sharing beers with his dogs. My guess: Genny Ice.

Thanks. That was fun in a nerdish sort of way.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-01-10 10:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I spent a good 30 minutes working on this and just got a massive headache.

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I say we give +2's to whoever can straighten up Bobs column!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just put three -'s after the longest answer in the column and eyeballed the other -'s. I always forget that the font size and type in the reply box is different than the actual reply.

I didn't cheat, either.


Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:47:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Took me about 10 minutes, but the German has the fish.

I got:


Yellow house---Blue house---Red house----Green house---White house
Norwegian------Danish-------British------German--------Swede
Water----------Tea----------Milk---------Coffee--------Beer
Dunhills-------Blends-------Pall Malls---Princes-------Bluemasters
Cats-----------Horses-------Birds--------Fish----------Dogs

==========================================

HAHA, how long did you spend trying to make those columns. ;)

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The German has the fish.

I know this because germans are generally too boring to have any other kind of pet.

Also, You can figure it out with a grid.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Took me about 10 minutes, but the German has the fish.

I got:


Yellow house---Blue house---Red house----Green house---White house
Norwegian------Danish-------British------German--------Swede
Water----------Tea----------Milk---------Coffee--------Beer
Dunhills-------Blends-------Pall Malls---Princes-------Bluemasters
Cats-----------Horses-------Birds--------Fish----------Dogs

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

where be my 10 +2's then?

Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Grimm sounds right. Thanks.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

well it's set in Mrs. Eaves. So that makes me happy. now i'll read.

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Took me a while, but I think I'm right:

In order of houses (left to right)
YELLOW
Norwegian, has cats, drinks water, smokes dunhills.

BLUE
Dane, has horses, drinks tea, smokes blends

RED
Brit, has birds, drinks milk, smokes Pall Mall

GREEN
German, has fish, drinks coffee, smokes Princes.

WHITE
Swede, has dogs, drinks Beer, smokes Bluesmaster.

Answer: German has the fish.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://arapaho.nsuok.edu/~weaverca/lawanal.htm

enjoy.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-10 09:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The pet shop down the street owns the fish.

Buyah.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:54:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

Einstein didn't write this.
-------------------------------
It was probably wossname who did the Times' cryptic crossword. Death Adder or something.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:53:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF I'M NOT DOING ALL THAT!

Seriously, this is a great brainteaser.

______________

get an lsat prep book. you'll have a ball.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am soooo gonna have a crack at this, and i get the feeling I'm going to die of frustration.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Einstein didn't write this.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF I'M NOT DOING ALL THAT!

Seriously, this is a great brainteaser.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the german owns the fish

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is an lsat question. ask teeph.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-10 08:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's actually very easy to work out, you just make a grid and then voila.


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