The Glow of the After-Poo (744 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.5 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kissmyarse (View user info) at 2006-01-10 11:01:25 EST
Recipe:
Desk with computer--access to Aim and Yahoo messenger
Coffee-1 cup including 3 t. powdered creamer, 1 Equal.
20 minutes pretending to work but actually playing spades or reading ubersite.
Directions:
After finishing cup of coffee, proceed to bathroom.
Lock door.
Release excrement in 45 seconds.
Admire density and size, feel less bloated. Then the glow will then begin to tingle. You're instantly refreshed and jubilant. You can stretch and feel the comfort in your movements. You're stomach looks flatter, and you get a burst of energy! Make take longer pretending to work depending on what you had for dinner last night. If process of pretending to work takes longer than 45 minutes, repeat coffee. Enjoy!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-01-10 13:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've recently heard that Equal can cause MS like symptoms, so I have to finish the box in my office before I can bring in the Splenda. Splenda is teh roXxoR.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-01-10 13:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good, however you forgot the part where the gallon of blood pours out your ass like a waterfall.
At this time you must recant the shit sprayer's creed...
O poopie, o poopie, o poopie
You fell out of my butt.
But...
I'm no longer in a rut.
Give me that talcum powder
Or I'll piss on you
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-01-10 13:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have a camera in my office?!? That's my EXACT morning ritual (except for the Equal).
<looks around nervously>
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-10 11:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. That is exactly what happens to me every day. Sans equal. Aspartame is teh Satan.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-10 11:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 11:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Recipe:
Desk with computer--access to Aim and Yahoo messenger
Coffee-1 cup including 3 t. powdered creamer, 1 Equal.
20 minutes pretending to work but actually playing spades or reading ubersite.
Directions:
Hit submit.
Type for 45 seconds.
Admire density and size, feel less bloated. Then the glow will then begin to tingle. You're instantly refreshed and jubilant. You can stretch and feel the comfort in your movements. You're stomach looks flatter, and you get a burst of energy! Make take longer pretending to work depending on what you had for dinner last night. If process of pretending to work takes longer than 45 minutes, repeat coffee. Enjoy!