Bored Employees = E-Mail Silliness (3532 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsLabels: fun_with_real_e-mail
Rating: 1.05 on 78 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2006-01-10 14:15:30 EST
We've been kind of slow here lately, especially this morning, so my friend Eric and I were trading e-mails back and forth for about an hour. Most of them were about the NFL, PS2 games, and other nonsense that we chit chat about when we're bored. However, at one point, we put together a ridiculous string of e-mails that effectively killed off a good deal of time and several brain cells. We even got another person in the office involved. This whole thing was completely spontaneous, and it really happened...about four hours ago. I think it's really funny, but as they say: "Simple minds, simple pleasures."
Regardless, here you go.
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To: Tom
From: Eric
Subject: Hey
I almost forgot to tell you. I received a good piece of advice this morning: "Never trust a big butt and a smile."
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To: Eric
From: Tom
Subject: re: Hey
Indeed. Who told you that?
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To: Tom
From: Eric
Subject: re: Hey
Bell Biv Devo
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To: Eric
From: Tom
Subject: re: Hey
Ah yes.
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To: Tom
From: Eric
Subject: re: Hey
Ain't that fresh?
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To: Eric
From: Tom
Subject: re: Hey
Everybody wants to get down like that.
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To: Tom
From: Eric
Subject: re: Hey
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.
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To: Eric
From: Tom
Subject: re: Hey
I wish I had a cookie.
I had one, but someone stole it. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Was it you?
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To: Tom
From: Eric
Subject: re: Hey
Who me?
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To: Eric
From: Tom
Subject: re: Hey
Yes, you.
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To: Tom
From: Eric
Subject: re: Hey
Couldn't be!
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To: Eric
From: Tom
Subject: re: Hey
Then who?
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To: Tom
From: Eric
Subject: re: Hey
I bet it was Kelly.
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To: Kelly
CC: Eric
From: Tom
Subject: fwd: Hey
Kelly stole the cookie from the cookie jar!!
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To: Tom
CC: Eric
From: Kelly
Subject: fwd: Hey
WHO ME?
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To: Kelly
CC: Eric
From: Tom
Subject: fwd: Hey
Yes you!
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To: Tom
CC: Eric
From: Kelly
Subject: fwd: Hey
COULDN'T BE!
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To: Kelly
CC: Eric
From: Tom
Subject: fwd: Hey
Then who?
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To: Tom
CC: Eric
From: Kelly
Subject: fwd: Hey
I have no idea. Did you ask Brian?
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To: Brian
CC: Kelly, Eric
From: Tom
Subject: fwd:fwd: Hey
Brian stole the cookie from the cookie jar!!
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To: Tom
CC: Kelly, Eric
From: Brian
Subject: Darn right I stole the cookie.
You three stop using company e-mail like a daycare center and get to work or we'll play a quick round of "LET'S FIRE AN EMPLOYEE."
User Reviews
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-12 09:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:09:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
No one ever explained the pig reference.
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It's from a Pat Conroy book called "The Lords of Discipline."
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-01-11 18:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No one ever explained the pig reference.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<pees self>
I missed your emails.
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-11 16:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That made me laugh
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-11 13:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:42:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
I've told you Tom, I'm not hard on you because I don't like you, I'm hard on you because I know you can do better.
This was, unlike a lot of your other recent stuff, at least somewhat original and clever. Only got a 1 but goddamnit it's almost like you're trying again.
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I recently read a quote about me that is quite true:
"(Tom) Is a good poster but is insecure in the fact that he's good."
As you know, I used to post stuff at MM or somewhere only to see people who didn't/don't like me rip it to shreds based on their personal feelings. It really gets me down when a group of people tell me I'm awful at something I enjoy so much. Seriously, here are two comments from another forum full of people who think their shit smells like roses regarding my post about our receptionist:
- "What a sincere and non-entertaining waste of time."
- "Hey, this is exactly like Kevin Smith's blog (except that it is neither entertaining nor well-written)."
I'm apparently not very good, eh? When you hear that enough, you start to believe it. It's at the point where I don't want to write anything because I'm sick and tired of working hard on something and being told it's absolute shit. It's like, why take the time to write something and be bashed for it when I can play SOCOM 3 or sit down and read a book instead? One requires work and actual thought and results in negativity. The other requires me to pay attention for an hour and just enjoy myself.
Furthermore, you're turning into senser on me in a way. Even when I post something I've written (like the random though thing a few weeks ago or the "I Drive a Jeep" thing), you ignore it and focus on the stuff you don't like.
</rant>
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
About as funny as a fart in an elevator.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Spooner's on dope...This blew, Tommy.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've told you Tom, I'm not hard on you because I don't like you, I'm hard on you because I know you can do better.
This was, unlike a lot of your other recent stuff, at least somewhat original and clever. Only got a 1 but goddamnit it's almost like you're trying again.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-11 08:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-10 22:17:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't care what anyone says, I liked it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this review means more than the other 60-some combined. Holy shit. I pleased my harshest critic.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-11 05:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it really is funny, you know. uber is fickle
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-11 05:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This was dissapointing and lame.
Submitted by junyer (user info) at 2006-01-11 05:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Avals wrote:
> <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to
> stab people in the face over the internet
Whenever a programmer thinks, "Hey, skins, what a cool idea", their computer's speakers should create some sort of cock-shaped soundwave and plunge it repeatedly through their skulls.
Source: http://www.jwz.org/doc/linuxvideo.html
Submitted by devour (user info) at 2006-01-11 04:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking lame and fucking funny at the same time
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-11 04:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh.
0 for the post, +1 for Bean.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-01-10 22:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More of this email shit = auto +2. Funny.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-10 22:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Brian amuses me.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-10 22:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't care what anyone says, I liked it.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-01-10 22:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEAN!
well...
ROWAN!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-10 19:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:46:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, Brian's still fun. He was laughing in his office as he read it. I could hear him.
Paul Blakeford is my new hero.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:43:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay, you got Blakeforded!
I'm sure I won't be far behind.
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If blakeford hates you two and me I'd say I'm in good company. He rocks.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rock solid +1
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
zzz
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cack
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm shaking my head.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You SHOULD get canned for that inane exercise in dorkdom.
Nothing personal.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Drew! Please go read this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81714
Sorry for the linkwhore, Tom.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha... brian reminds me of a teacher I have who threatened me to punch me in the teeth, but decided not to because he thought hed catch something
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:56:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:42:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
*cough*mastersoftheuniverse*cough*
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*cough*likelynotgoingtohappeninthislifetime*cough*
I'm sorry.
**hangs head in shame**
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You should be. Getting everyone worked up and excited about that.
HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY PARENTS?
And proving iddqqdddddqqqddqdqdqdqdqdqd right.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What did I tell you about Texas? I believe you owe me some money.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys have the best job ever.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're ghey.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh Ghey.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:42:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
*cough*mastersoftheuniverse*cough*
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*cough*likelynotgoingtohappeninthislifetime*cough*
I'm sorry.
**hangs head in shame**
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:34:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn it. It's restricted here at work.
RESTRICTED !! - You have attempted to access a restricted site. This restriction is to prevent you from inadvertently bringing offensive/non-business related material into the workplace.
What-the fuck-ever.
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Here are some quotes from Bash.org for you. You owe me some lovin', boy.
#23396 +(22423)- [X]
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
#4281 +(21976)- [X]
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
#5273 +(20228)- [X]
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
#99060 +(17062)- [X]
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
#5300 +(13314)- [X]
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
#244321 +(12807)- [X]
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
#287414 +(12397)- [X]
<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob.at.3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
#99835 +(11029)- [X]
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
#5775 +(9966)- [X]
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
#207373 +(9901)- [X]
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile.at.cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:37:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear God no. If I did puppets, Spooner would hunt me down and kill me.
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does he still update that turkey theater website?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are great. I want Brian as my boss.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*cough*mastersoftheuniverse*cough*
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear God no. If I did puppets, Spooner would hunt me down and kill me.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you and fucking emails. can't you get a new schtick? make some hand puppets or something.
"Hello frosty-wotkins"
"hello Paddlefoot"
"Where do you think "brokeback mountain" ranks on the unintentional comedy scale?"
"I don't know, paddlefoot. This question makes me feel like apollo after the first fight. I'm confused, and can't think straight, and i think i just wet myself"
"well, you don't have to..."
"Rematch! I want a rematch!"
"But paddlefoot, you said you didn't want a rematch; you said you wanted to retire with that wet blanket adrian."
"that was when i thought it would be uninentionally comedical; now i want to be emotionally powerful"
...
TS: These are my puppets.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:12:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:53:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha ha ha. What the hell is that from, Avals?
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http://www.bash.org/
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Damn it. It's restricted here at work.
RESTRICTED !! - You have attempted to access a restricted site. This restriction is to prevent you from inadvertently bringing offensive/non-business related material into the workplace.
What-the fuck-ever.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:15:39 (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:22:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
You remind me of the babe.
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Except, he got lost in the city.
But you're both pigs.
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Oink oink.
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PIG!!
OINK!!
PIIIIIIG!!
OIIIIINK!!
Anyone who can tell me what book that's from gets a +2 on their current and next post.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the fact that as I read "Brian stole the cookie from the cookie jar" some odd, subconscious part of my brain fired up and sang out "Who me?"
Thanks for showing the latent knowledge I have stored away.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I SWEAR I AM GOING TO QUIT MY JOB
that is all/.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:03:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:22:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
You remind me of the babe.
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Except, he got lost in the city.
But you're both pigs.
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Oink oink.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:53:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha ha ha. What the hell is that from, Avals?
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http://www.bash.org/
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH gawd...
We did the cookie jar song at my old old security job (the one at Invesco Field) and it went on for like, 12 hours. We'd do some verses, then whoever was it had to leave, and we thought it was done, until about an hour later, someone from Stadium Management called our office and brought the circle around. Then it kept going like that.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:22:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
You remind me of the babe.
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Except, he got lost in the city.
But you're both pigs.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha ha ha. What the hell is that from, Avals?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel this is appropriate:
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, Brian's still fun. He was laughing in his office as he read it. I could hear him.
Paul Blakeford is my new hero.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Completely off topic, but has anyone ever walked into a room, had a stranger jump out of the corner, then puch you in the face and run off laughing? Because that's what happened to me this morning.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about paulblakeford
User id: 24222
Registered on or around: 2005-12-22 11:29:04
# Messages posted: 3
# Reviews written: 74
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 55
# Hits: 1356
Average rating of all messages: -1.14
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All signs point to paulblakeford = fuckass.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay, you got Blakeforded!
I'm sure I won't be far behind.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brian doesn't seem quite as fun anymore. He shut you down with one email.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
office antics +2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:26:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:25:45 (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:22:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
You remind me of the babe.
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"What babe?"
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Damn I wish I had seen that before I explained. I'm glad someone caught it. You rock.
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I caught a 'Labyrinth' reference. I don't know if that means that I rock so much as it does that I should have gotten out more as a kid.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:31:32 EST (#)
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BTW, since I'll have nothing better to do with my time overseas on the weeknights, I may start working on our little UberMusical project. You freed up yet to collaborate on that?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:30:37 EST (#)
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Haha...good ol' cookie jar!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:27:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:25:13 (#)
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Does Brian have any idea that you're on the MVA on Ubersite and he's probably due more credit for that than you are?
+1 for Brian.
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Well, the e-mail series has garnered me around 100K hits total and I'm just over 440K total, so even without Brian, I'd still be doing ok for myself.
And I think he knows, yea.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:26:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:25:45 (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:22:36 (#)
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You remind me of the babe.
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"What babe?"
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Damn I wish I had seen that before I explained. I'm glad someone caught it. You rock.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:25:52 EST (#)
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Hahaha - that's the one from Labyrinth. My little brother and I go back and forth with that one:
You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind of the babe.
And so on and so forth.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:25:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:22:36 (#)
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You remind me of the babe.
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"What babe?"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:25:22 EST (#)
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My workday is JUST like that most of the time.
*sobs*
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:25:13 EST (#)
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Does Brian have any idea that you're on the MVA on Ubersite and he's probably due more credit for that than you are?
+1 for Brian.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:23:53 EST (#)
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+2 for the post, another +2 for Rowan Atkinson...I'm indifferent towards Ohio State. It's what happens when you go to a I-AA school (Fordham).
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:23:38 EST (#)
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Babe Ruth?
Am I going to die of throat cancer? It sure feels like it, seeing as how I've had a sore throat for a week and a half.
Not to mention that these pretzels are making me thirsty.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:22:36 EST (#)
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You remind me of the babe.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:21:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:19:30 (#)
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ghey
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**Boston accent**
You ah.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:20:15 EST (#)
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Ha ha, antics.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:19:32 EST (#)
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haha. loved it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:19:30 EST (#)
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ghey