NSFW-------It's time for T.M.I.= Urbane's Nasty Bits---------NSFW (2072 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: crap
Rating: 1.07 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2006-01-10 14:56:12 EST
I wasn't that surprised when I got a phone call from TigerLilly last night. But this time it wasn't about our usual get together and lather up Monday night party. TigerLilly said she was going to stop doing these eventually, so she picked the best man for the job to take over....
She decided to pass the reins of power over to me.
I'm both honored and a little intimidated. I'm not sure if I can live up to the gold standard set by our beloved Miss Tiger. But I'm certainly going to give it my best.
I wanted to show the same journalistic integrity. You know, really ask the hard hitting questions that get to the heart of the subject matter.
I wanted to start off my run with an interview that everyone would want to read.
Without further ado, I present you with the Urbane interview.......
You know what's coming.
If you don't want to see it don't go any further.
Fair warning has been given.
Does bartbart ban people for posting this picture?
It was on the Ubertree some 40 odd times after all and Caulaincourt spreads it around like so much peanut butter on the bread of Uber, what the hell why worry about it and not just hit the fucking submit button you pussy ass motherfuc
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-09 13:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad I clicked on this BEFORE lunch and not AFTER.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Testing....
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe I ever gave this the +2 it deserved...and it's been pretty much all downhill for scourge since this post.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great, I can't believe I missed this! The filename had me rollin'!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:46:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
bah
Good as anything else. It's all just a giant lump of shit today anyway. Whole world can blow itself up for all I care, I'm out of patience and the desire to care left. Have a meaningless rating thingy...
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 20:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you know when you refer to other people on a message board by their handles that you need to take your dick and rip it away from the tower and sign up for computers anonymous
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:10:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Next Interview: Shlongy's, errm, shlong."
That'll be a short one.
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ppffft!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-01-11 08:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't, in good faith, ever +2 a post with THAT bajiner in it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Short, but mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm, swEET!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:10:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Next Interview: Shlongy's, errm, shlong."
That'll be a short one.
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*rimshot*
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
like a stinky, rain soaked, mangey and rabid dog
that roast beef stuffed battleship sized cooter needs to be put down
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
The Caul interruptions were pretty funny. But I wish that pic would just disappear along with Urbane.
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I can only give you a +1 since this post made me agree with Loren. Nothing against you personally Loren :P Wha?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:10:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Next Interview: Shlongy's, errm, shlong."
That'll be a short one.
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ZING!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Next Interview: Shlongy's, errm, shlong."
That'll be a short one.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-01-10 21:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-10 20:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2.
I dunno why.
but +2.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-01-10 20:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-01-10 20:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm staying away from Arby's.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-01-10 20:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm staying away from Arby's.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-01-10 20:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was almost funny...but when I saw that photo, I literally shuddered and almost wretched. That is fucking horrendous.
The moral of the story is...
IF YOU DON'T HAVE PRETTY NETHER REGIONS, KEEP THEM OFF THE INTERNET.
My God, my libido is going to take a full day to recover from this.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-01-10 20:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When Caul made his appearance in the interview, I laughed out loud.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:12:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
So after AMPAM, you're cheating on me now? What am I, nothing? You twat.
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I'll always be here to AMPAM you, Missy. Don't you worry.
scourge - shemale or not? Only my OBGYN knows for sure.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:03:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:35:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Utterly tasteless. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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If I feel the same way then why can't I stop giggling????
Maybe after Shlongy's shlong you can interview my beer bottle totting cleavage. Unless you are just sticking to the interesting points.
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Oh, have no fears, they are certainly on the list.
1. Urbanes nasty
2. Shlongys shlong
3. Caulaincourts ass (this one is where the hard hitting questions come into play. Stuff like, "have you ever been stuffed, if so with what, and did he give you the courtesy of a reach around?")
4. Professional Peons massive mammaries
5. Orgasmatron- shemale or not? Uber must know.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:35:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Utterly tasteless. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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If I feel the same way then why can't I stop giggling????
Maybe after Shlongy's shlong you can interview my beer bottle totting cleavage. Unless you are just sticking to the interesting points.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahhahahahah
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
n00bs, stop licking the screen.
Trust me.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-10 17:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like these ones more.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hah!
Delicious.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-10 16:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THIS is quality end-of-the-workday reading material.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A can't miss!!!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
teh ube can be cruel sometimes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:36:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, sorry dude, we didn't realise we weren't allowed to give you negative ratings on this weak premised ill executed piece of toss. Here have a plus 2 and a big wet kiss MWAH X
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Thats more like it bitch.
Seriously, did you read the line about going as I expected it to? I put a good twenty minutes into this and if you can't appreciate my effort you should just...something bad.
Go look at Fartsmellers last post. I reviewed there that I was going to do it. Count the elapsed time, subtract a few phone calls and an email or two and here we are. It's a fucking joke I expected a good solid run of hate on this thread. Man up and take that last rating back. Stick to your fucking guns.
Method- I am ashamed. I feel like a monster inside. I'm crying right now as a matter of fact.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:26:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't leave scourge. I need your posts for spank fodder.
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My job is going to make me scarce until mid-April, but I'll be dropping the random post here and there. And reading as much as I can.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:25:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right, actually. Lately I haven't been getting what I need when I need it. I guess Atlantic Ocean really is starting to come between us, that bitch!
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I'm listening. See? Good listener. I've always hated the Atlantic Ocean too. Always trying to hate on the Pacific and telling her she's fat. Fucking cocksucker body of water with its fancy Bermuda Triangle accessories and all...pffffft
I know everybody is sick of Urbanes box, but Hadley said it, it was just a matter of time. I promise to only post quality material from this point forward.*
* Subject to change at my whim.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:19:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my god the heavy hitters are out in full force.
paul blakeford
MavisMing
MightyForce
Barney something or other
The lot of had some really great insight to offer. Thanks! I went and read your combined ten posts and saw that you all brim with talent and experience. MightyForce. Can I call you Mighty? Your posts were especially moving. That bittersweet one about your dog was excellent, just great.
Oh my! This is going just about as well as I expected.
Hadley- yeah
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Shit, sorry dude, we didn't realise we weren't allowed to give you negative ratings on this weak premised ill executed piece of toss. Here have a plus 2 and a big wet kiss MWAH X
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Utterly tasteless. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Caul interruptions were pretty funny. But I wish that pic would just disappear along with Urbane.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't leave scourge. I need your posts for spank fodder.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right, actually. Lately I haven't been getting what I need when I need it. I guess Atlantic Ocean really is starting to come between us, that bitch!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe.
poor old urbane.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no...more...urbane.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my god the heavy hitters are out in full force.
paul blakeford
MavisMing
MightyForce
Barney something or other
The lot of had some really great insight to offer. Thanks! I went and read your combined ten posts and saw that you all brim with talent and experience. MightyForce. Can I call you Mighty? Your posts were especially moving. That bittersweet one about your dog was excellent, just great.
Oh my! This is going just about as well as I expected.
Hadley- yeah
JohnnyX- yeah
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Vulva posted it for her. After she sent it to him.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:09:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul- tis all just a joke. Love her, hate her, I don't care. I don't believe half of you people really exist anyway.
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I was kidding. I don't love her.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Caul's cameo earned you this +1.
Did Urbane really post that twat? I must've been sleeping off one hell of a hangover to have missed that.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MightyForce (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:09:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Lisa- hmmmm. So mean you are. Is the new hubby to be not tagging the taint enough to satisfy you? Have a little extra venom that needed spreading around? Please let me know if I can help you with any of your anger problems, I'm a good listener.
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So after AMPAM, you're cheating on me now? What am I, nothing? You twat.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80671
I've got an exclusive on the Shlongy baby penis interview, so back off.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:10:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
way to keep the drama fresh!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It was just a matter of time....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul- tis all just a joke. Love her, hate her, I don't care. I don't believe half of you people really exist anyway.
Lisa- hmmmm. So mean you are. Is the new hubby to be not tagging the taint enough to satisfy you? Have a little extra venom that needed spreading around? Please let me know if I can help you with any of your anger problems, I'm a good listener.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Since when has Vermin been up in her snatch?
I expected worse out of him (sooooooo dreamy...).
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love Urbane actually
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Weird...it's like this is the only vagina you fuckers have ever seen.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:57:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
You liar. We never spoke on the phone.
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Was that all a dream then? Damn, and you had such a nice voice....
FOR ANYONE WHO MAY CARE, I DID NOT SPEAK WITH TIGERLILLY ON THE PHONE THAT WAS JUST A JOKE.
She keeps hanging up on me when I call.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't worry about the picture getting you banned, the NSFW label and mention of Urbane should be common knowledge to all as to what lays ahead.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-10 15:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hoe
Lee
Shit
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On noes, my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good shenanigans!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-10 14:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You liar. We never spoke on the phone.