Not Really Back, But Saying Hi Anyway (881 hits)
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Submitted by PMJ <potatomanjack79.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-10 23:26:05 EST
So, I haven't been here since October.
Nobody probably noticed, and so now I'm crying on the inside. thanks a lot you insensitive jerks. You could have at least sent me an email saying how this place wasn't the same without me, and now there's no one around anymore who knows how to unclog the garberator without losing a finger.
But noooooo... You all had to be like "Screw that jerk-head. We don't care about him because he's such a jerk-head."
So yeah.... Ummm... yeah... I kinda lost where I was going.
I guess I just want to say that I'm not dead yet, but that I have in fact moved continents. i'm now living down under (and I'm not talking about having AJ's mom sit on my face), in Sydney, Australia.
I have successfully started Uni (as the locals call it) and am now happily supported by my bread winning better half. Some may say they don't like being a kept man, but the way I see it, they haven't learned the joys of baking muffins and doing the laundry with rose scented fabric softener.
That being said, I have so much crap to do right now that I probably won't be on here again for another 3 months.
Wow, what a waste of a post this was.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOO HE'S ALIIIIIIVE!!!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-01-11 23:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so now that you're a student again do you want your money back?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hi
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:23:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
The last line was bang on.
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In Russia, last lines bang ON YOU!!!!!!!
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The last line was bang on.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PMJ!
have fun down under.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hello fellow montrealer
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
take er easy, bro.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
DANGER_RANGER SIGHTING!!!
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-01-11 08:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-11 00:56:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going to need a 16yrd old...nah, fuck it...a 14yrd old 'companion'
so i can hang with Wazza when i land there sometime this year
hook a brotha up
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Email me grandad, and bring your side-arm. You can shoot shit while I read the miranda. It'll be like Hill Street Blues but different somehow. Just imagine, you putting caps in peoples arses (pronounced: arrrrrr-sez) and me jumping up and down saying "Now shoot williamson!!" It'll be tops. One day, when we're old... erm... sorry, one day, when I'M old, we can look back and think, good times, good times... fucking a..
Welcome to our fair continent, Potato man, say 'about'. No, not 'aboo' - 'about'. A-B-O-U-T. 'About'. With a 't'... c'mon, you say it.... fuck it. You say potato, we say potaitoww. Stay away from our women, they are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good for you... 'cepting our minister for immigration, she's dreamy. You should prolly take her back to Canaidia, but not in your overhead luggage, there's rules you know..
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-01-11 08:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we lost a Montrealer....
Submitted by zerosx (user info) at 2006-01-11 08:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a newbie and i still don't know who the fuck you are....
Or how to unclog the garberator. (What the fuck is one of those anyway, like I have one).
Fuck, the point is....
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Clique. Clique clique. Cliquety clique.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<euphamism> Not to feed into your ego or anything, but there really ISN'T anyone around anymore who can unclog the garberator without losing a finger.
At least not the way you could . . . lover. </euphamism>
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're right. I hadn't noticed you were gone.
PS> Who are you again?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:09:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
i met an australian last week.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, Hi, I guess.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-01-11 07:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i met an australian last week.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-01-11 05:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jerk-head.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-01-11 00:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going to need a 16yrd old...nah, fuck it...a 14yrd old 'companion'
so i can hang with Wazza when i land there sometime this year
hook a brotha up
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-01-11 00:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always got you and PolyamorousAJ confused. Then again, he was kinda gone, too.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-01-11 00:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit its the original canadian!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-11 00:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, the old fellas are coming out of the woodwork on this one.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A quarter of them will be from people who are going to pretend that they've heard of you in the hopes of gaining your favor to add to their little Internet clique.
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I get the 4th review, yay!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah and glad to see you're doing okay etc. etc. and all that jazz.
You're going to get about sixteen reviews on this post. Half of them are going to be from people who know you and aren't really around much anymore themselves but just want to commiserate. A quarter of them will be from people who are going to pretend that they've heard of you in the hopes of gaining your favor to add to their little Internet clique. The remaining quarter is going to have no idea who you are and say that your post is shitty.
Should make for a fun read. You should look Shandy up.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
You bastard.
I was just thinking about where you'd gone off to the other day. Couldn't tell you if the place is the same or different than when you were here because I'm not around that much either. It seems less entertaining anyway.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2006-01-10 23:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DON'T LEAVE ME! NOOOOOOOOESSSSSS!