Teh Sexiest Men Evar!!!!! (1506 hits)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-11 09:06:30 EST
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
alright then.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-19 16:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deep.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAH HA HA HA HA HA
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-11 21:43:56 EST (#)
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weird
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 21:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the love of Christ, let's "do it" and get it over with.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-11 19:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
admit it, your my alter
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:23:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by ryan5012 (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:13:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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I love how people who post once do shit like this. Fucktard.
Submitted by ryan5012 (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-01-11 13:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I'm not on here. That hurts Fist, that hurts.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-11 13:04:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:51:01 (#)
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I really don't get why people think I'm Urbane all of a sudden. Seriously.
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What I don't get is why anyone gives a shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:42:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:55:34 (#)
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MistressFist is urbanes alter.
You heard it here first.
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I ate a pizza and now I feel bloated.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
correct.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:07:56 (#)
Ranking: -1
no one knows for a fact that you are who you say you are.
obviously, that applies to everyone else here.
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Well, we know you're an hardcore Tool fan.
Which is more than enough information to know that you suck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think we have to worry about her finding anything...she can barely "log on" to the goddamn computer.
And she hasn't found the vast library of exotic pics that the rest of the Uber broads have sent me...
So live a little, baby.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Love the Shlongy!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:11:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:06:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Urbane...you don't have to post any pictures just to make my alter shut his fucking mouth.
Just email me some good ones...I'll vouch.
"As long as we have a voucher..."
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Here's what would happen: your wife would find them. She would then find me, and womp my ass into the ground ala Jennifer Garner style. I might be able to fend her off for 3 minutes using my muscular legs, but that would be in vain. You would stand by a wank off, as is your plan anyhow.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, except for Shlongy, Dead Ohio Dipshit.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
no one knows for a fact that you are who you say you are.
obviously, that applies to everyone else here.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh TL, you horrid bitch, you're going to pay for that shit. You're the one that's been hounding me to say that MF is Urbane.
AND I AM NOT EGOMANIACAL
I just like to start trouble, as is my wont.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Urbane...you don't have to post any pictures just to make my alter shut his fucking mouth.
Just email me some good ones...I'll vouch.
"As long as we have a voucher..."
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think certain people on this site know for a fact I am not an alter.
Method just wants me to hold a sign with his name on it, because it's the closest I'll ever get to actually touching him. He needs something to beat off to, and because he's an egomaniac, it must somehow include his namesake for him to achieve orgasm.
But because everyone is being such a fuck-ass today, I'll have to stop being lazy and take the pics and post them. It's just a PITA to load them on my computer cause I don't know how yet, I just got my digital camera a little while ago.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:58:25 EST (#)
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Method is obsessed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:54:26 (#)
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Honestly, I really don't care either way. I just want to prove Method wrong. Yeah, so do it when you get home
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If you interviewed her, wouldn't you already know? Is she or isn't she?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:54:26 EST (#)
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Honestly, I really don't care either way. I just want to prove Method wrong. Yeah, so do it when you get home.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:51:46 EST (#)
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whatever the fuck that means
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:51:36 EST (#)
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The proof is in the pudding, beeeeeeeeeeeeotch = )
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:51:01 EST (#)
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I really don't get why people think I'm Urbane all of a sudden. Seriously.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:48:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:44:41 (#)
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HELLO??? Where did you go? Will you do this for me?
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Yes I will, but I don't have a camera here at work, nor a camera phone. So it will have to wait until I am home and able to take a pic and somehow load it on my PC at work.
Alter rumors are bad enough, but being called Urbane is just plain bad news.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She wont do it, TL. She's just going to avoid the subject
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:44:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:25:25 (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:22:47 (#)
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You guys are so fucking retarded, it's great.
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MF, just send me a picture saying 'METHOD IS GREAT' then
I'll spread the good word. You won't have to post anything. Do it.
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HELLO??? Where did you go? Will you do this for me?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:20:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
A recap-
I'm not an alter. I'm not Urbane. She probably killed herself. I thought this would have been all cleared up already considering I've been here a month and a half posting, plus TMI and such.
Leilani, we will get our drink on. We can talk in UberSpeak, and they can look at each other quizzically.
L: "MF, U R teh roX00r, herez another shot from my titties!"
MF: "L, I want 2 eat a steak off your ass!"
MasterFist: "Mrow?"
Mr. Leilani: "Fuck this, I'm raping both of them!"
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HAHAHAHAHA
"MasterFist, let's go out to the alley I want to um, show you something...."
"HA HA RABBIT!!!"
"-2 DIE!!!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:26:22 EST (#)
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I'm probably one of the less sissy dude on this website. Your insults do not bother me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:26:05 EST (#)
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No, it has to say "Methods dick is the star of the show" or else I shan't believe it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:25:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:22:47 (#)
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You guys are so fucking retarded, it's great.
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MF, just send me a picture saying 'METHOD IS GREAT' then
I'll spread the good word. You won't have to post anything. Do it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut your piehole, alter!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
bitch
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:17:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know Schlongy, you've got an entire cruise-length to get to Jersey, dispatch some french fries, and get back to Carolina.
I want to see pictures.
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Hell, Shlong, I'm a photographer in the fun part of my life. I'll meet you in NJ, set up the shoot, buy some Wendys fries (that way I can get a Frosty) and there you go.
MistressFist, you aren't Urbane are you? If so why didn't you say so when I interviewed you yesterday?
In scourgeoftheseas news, the Illinois legislature is back in town in two and a half hours, I have about 250 pieces of legislation to read, and I'll be torn away from my beloved Uber... :(
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys are so fucking retarded, it's great.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:20:20 EST (#)
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You might have called it three weeks ago, but you didn't say anything about it, TL.
She wont do it because Urbane can't use photoshop for her life to add a sign to a picture, Kristy Swan Style. If you've seen some of Urbanes "artwork" on her posts, you'll know what I mean.
Which, I might add, I find pretty amusing since Urbane is supposedly a "graphic designer"
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A recap-
I'm not an alter. I'm not Urbane. She probably killed herself. I thought this would have been all cleared up already considering I've been here a month and a half posting, plus TMI and such.
Leilani, we will get our drink on. We can talk in UberSpeak, and they can look at each other quizzically.
L: "MF, U R teh roX00r, herez another shot from my titties!"
MF: "L, I want 2 eat a steak off your ass!"
MasterFist: "Mrow?"
Mr. Leilani: "Fuck this, I'm raping both of them!"
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know Schlongy, you've got an entire cruise-length to get to Jersey, dispatch some french fries, and get back to Carolina.
I want to see pictures.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This whole alter thing can very easily be put to rest MF. I like you either way.
Just do this...Hold a sign saying 'I LOVE METHOD' and we'll all believe.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:55:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
MistressFist is urbanes alter.
You heard it here first.
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I beg to differ. I called it weeks ago.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can go along with that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm not Urbane's alter either. I would never show my slit on Uber. I actually asked MasterFist about that, "Hon, what if I showed my bajiner on Uber?"
"As long as it's done tastefully"
"What, like with french fries sticking out of it?"
"Don't forget the ketchup."
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Do this. But have Shlongy in the photo, on all fours, gently removing a fry with his teeth...
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like french fries with ketchup
what?
mf, you should email me sometime and we can chill jersey style. our husbands can even watch.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
actually if I had to say you were an alter I would say antluvdog
I'm just sayin
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that's pretty tasteful...I love fries.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm not Urbane's alter either. I would never show my slit on Uber. I actually asked MasterFist about that, "Hon, what if I showed my bajiner on Uber?"
"As long as it's done tastefully"
"What, like with french fries sticking out of it?"
"Don't forget the ketchup."
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy- I hope nobody "crashes into" her ass on that cruise.
I am not Methods alter, Dead Ohio. We've already been through this like a month ago.
Leilani, we sure live close enough for hanging out, that's good :-)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tiny Tim = Liza Minelli + Tim Burton
I'd totally let Christopher Walken take me on Space Mountain.
You heard it here first.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-ahem-
Where is my likeness?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Worry? I'll be dumping HER ass. I'm throwing a party for myself tonight in Savannah.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf are you method, MTV news?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MistressFist is urbanes alter.
You heard it here first.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't worry shlongy, it usually takes 90 days to get unmarried, you have three months.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MF- i live in belmar, nj. central jersey shore area where everyone comes to get trashed in teh summer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:52:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I may be unmarried by the end of the month...
Mrs. Shlongy is going on a "Dave Matthews Band" cruise in a few weeks...without me or my blessings.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:50:38 EST (#)
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Leilani where do you live? I know a lot of great pubs in Philly and NJ.
I'll bring the cupcakes.....
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:43:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
do you ever see those commercials that encourage you to create your own alpaca farm? ilovealpacas.com
i live down the street from an EMU farm.... no joke. i am going there to hunt down teh emu
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No I haven't!!!! And I'm looking for a career change! Wow, alpaca farm! And I'd invite everyone and have an AlpacaUberCon! I really just want to meet one and touch one (in a non dirty way).
Emulicious! I love Emus! Your are teh lucky!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:25:53 (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
All except Ozzy, who has a blood alchohol content of pure Guiness at the present time due to last night's festivities.
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That shit is like eating a meal of beef stew. I feel full after a sip. I prefer Blue Moon or Hoegaarden. 'Cause I'm a ho and all.
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OMG mistressfist. me too. we are SO getting together for DIE WEISSBIER!!!!1
and to have hot lesbian sex and rape cupcakes! cause that sounds fun too
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:36:19 (#)
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There are these people in Cherry Hill NJ that have an alpaca farm. I am so jealous. I want an alpaca farm.
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do you ever see those commercials that encourage you to create your own alpaca farm? ilovealpacas.com
i live down the street from an EMU farm.... no joke. i am going there to hunt down teh emu!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<Diddles self>
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:38:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:30:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure if I should be flattered...or pissed off.
Fuck it...that picture cracks me up. +2's all around da house!
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Your picture is probably the most genuine one there. I don't even know who that Caulaincourt picture is. I just thought it looked like him, and I thought the bent over position was delicious.
You know I'd fuck the tube socks off you if we were both unmarried, you old fuck.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There are these people in Cherry Hill NJ that have an alpaca farm. I am so jealous. I want an alpaca farm.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs less has-been, idiot, homo, coward pixies and more Sphagnum.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure if I should be flattered...or pissed off.
Fuck it...that picture cracks me up. +2's all around da house!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I ate alpaca the other day. It was an alpaca stew thingy. They look waaaaaay cuter than they taste good. er.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:26:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:08:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm very upset I'm not on here you vapid hosebeast
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Pipe down there Greeky or I'll have to kick you in the taint.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:25:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
All except Ozzy, who has a blood alchohol content of pure Guiness at the present time due to last night's festivities.
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That shit is like eating a meal of beef stew. I feel full after a sip. I prefer Blue Moon or Hoegaarden. 'Cause I'm a ho and all.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:11:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
obviously seeing that I am not on here, this list is satire.
because if it WAS the sexiest men, I would be there.
Want to go to Champs on friday?
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Hey dude! I'm actually going up north to visit my girlfriends from college...we all get 2gether for the holidays and for drunken lesbian sex and rape cupcakes. So I won't be around this Fri :-( Have fun at Champps, my friend Tricia works there...cute perky brunette.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i heart alpacas!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:11:34 EST (#)
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obviously seeing that I am not on here, this list is satire.
because if it WAS the sexiest men, I would be there.
Want to go to Champs on friday?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat Bastard. Christopher Walken. The Shlong. They're all there!
All except Ozzy, who has a blood alchohol content of pure Guiness at the present time due to last night's festivities.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-01-11 09:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm very upset I'm not on here you vapid hosebeast