Letter from a crazy girl or WOW she really hates you Aladdin! (816 hits)
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Submitted by Aladdin El Salhadin <gaiijinninja.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-01-11 10:10:05 EST
When you date alot, you are bound to meet a few crazy people. One of these crazy people is my ex, a girl with more issues then a newstand. Out of the blue, one day she emails me with a rant on my selfishness.
I had no choice, but to respond in kind..
We shall refer to her as PG (Psycho girl)
From: <PG>
To: Aladdin
Subject: [None]
Now that i've started i think i should finish, coz i've wanted to say this to u for a long time now...
I hate u soo fucking much... i promised u i wouldn't bitch about u but i have bin... i told my ex boyfriend wat a dickhead u were to me...
U used me..... u were selfish and i cant believe i cried over u... Ur philosophies of life suck...coz u hav no life... not from wat i can see.. u can't settle down wif one girl because no one will hav u! Weneva i think of u...i feel so fucking used...u were rite u hav no emotions and i hope to hell u neva hav a sound relationship in ur life for being such a bastard to me...
I hope i neva hav to see ur fugly face again....and dont u dare fucking reply to this email because i will delete it because i want nothing to do with u...
thats one year of resentment for u and a load off my chest
Wow wat a way to start off a new yr
Bibi
PG
My reply:
From: Aladdin
To: PG
Subject: Re: :)
Dear Customer #124532852,
In regards to your email cleverly titled [none] and the remarks of my 'fugly face', I felt that a reply was warrented. Firstly, you make an excellent case of me being a selfish person, by quoting the numerous examples of my selfishness and such. Not only do you choose to take parts of a myriad of philosophies which you personally claim that you 'dont understand', but you past them together in a pastiche which can only be defined as stupid. Secondly; in regards to me never finding a stable relationship, I am inclined to disagree with you. After a dating experience which was as warped and strange as spending time with you, I learned that is better to date people who do not require a great deal of therapy and medication to pass through a day. If I choose to enter into a relationship in the future, rest assured it will be with somebody normal and for this I thank you. I guess spending time with you, listening to your endless whinging about life and putting up with a barrage of phone calls from a girl who clearly needs more attention then even the most arrogant rockstar does constitute me being selfish. At the end of the day, nobody put a gun to your head and made you do anything. I remember even saying on more then one occasion, 'are you sure you want to do this?'. I hold no malice towards you for being messed up, its just amusing to find that the girl who said 'You were an amazing boyfriend and I will compare all my future boyfriends to you' changing her tune so very much. Ce la vie, I guess thats how things work when you are CrAZy.
Anyway, have a super day!
Bye
P:S Grammer really does make the email seem alot more spiffy
P:P:S I blocked you, so reply away :)
User Reviews
Submitted by Lucky13 (user info) at 2006-01-11 23:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"P:S Grammer really does make the email seem alot more spiffy "
... It's spelled "a lot"...if you are being so picky about it.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-01-11 18:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You dated someone who would write like that?
I'm sorry. -1.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2006-01-11 17:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
People actually type like that??
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
P:S Grammer really does make the email seem alot more spiffy
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Spiffy eh?
I would like a full written apology delivered by email immediately.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2006-01-11 13:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 for post, -2 for Grammer
And why did you block her? The barrage of delirious replies would have been gold
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 13:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
They don't call Shlongy "The Best Reviewer on Uber" for nothing, folks.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Even I'm going to have to agree with shlongy on that one...
Who DOES go out with a girl like that?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who gives a flying fuck...douse her with gasoline and set a fire.... what comes out of her mouth would be more appropriate than whatever she writes.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-11 12:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have gotten your mates together and beaten the shit out of the girls boyfriend and then cut her face.
Submitted by circadian_mist (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This could have been much better if you had chosen to be nastier.
I have had numerous girlfriends respond to me in a similar fashion. My most recent failed relationship culminated in her getting her incredibly stupid lesbian-looking friends to attempt to compile a fictitious email to my company accusing me of fraud and attempting to defile my character. Idiot slag bitch whore. Everybody in my company knows I am a shifty bugger, but they also know I am a poo-pipe pirate who, once in a short while, enjoys abusing 18 year old hairdressers of slim education and slimmer waistline.
I'm a bad man. Chicks dig it.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for sharing!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:52:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
Who goes out with someone who writes like that?
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Obviously, someone else who writes like that.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:26:17 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:52:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
Who goes out with someone who writes like that?
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hehe
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is that verbatim on her part? you should kill her, she's dumb enough to breed.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:52:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
Who goes out with someone who writes like that?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So like...did you do her in the pooper?
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-01-11 11:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:52:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
Who goes out with someone who writes like that?
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Good point, but her e-mail did make me smile. Due to pity.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Who goes out with someone who writes like that?
Submitted by zerosx (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a bit crap, but some good quotes in it. "dear customer...."; like it
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
w00T! I bet she was, like, SOOOOOO upset by UR reply!
AWESOME.
(See, now me, I'd have just boiled your bunny).
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
:-)
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Silly boy,
No answer would have sent her hog wild.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These middle school hijinks do not amuse me.
Post pictures of you whipping her ass with a shaving strop.
Submitted by DyingGiraffe (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'Dear Customer #124532852, ' HAHAHA
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh to be 16 again......
Submitted by stuckfix (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Alot" isn't a word.
Otherwise, not bad.
Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hubris strikes again, I get it. Next time, GrammAr :)
Next time, I will respond with simply
"Quit bothering me, you fucking IDIOT"
Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you have bad taste.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh. Arrogance about your own grammar brought this down.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Customer #124532852,
^I'm stealing this^
This is really 1.3 material, but because I am stealing a quote, I will +2 in thanks.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she sounds intelligent.
::SARCASM!::
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dammit Teeph, you beat me to it.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, how many times?! It's grammAr!!!!!!!
Shit post also.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Grammar" really does make the uber post seem more spiffy. Spelling too.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ce la vie,
indeed.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-01-11 10:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rocks!