2005 Uber Awards (8234 hits)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-01-11 13:07:38 EST
I can hear it already 'to much fellatio on this site' or 'this social bullshit makes me puke', well fuck off...don't play then.
I waited a while to see if someone else did it but it hasn't happened so here you go. Have at Uber fucks.
Uber Awards
User Awards:
Most Comedic Poster:
Best Horror Poster:
Most Touching Poster:
Most Musical Poster:
Best Old-Timer That Came Back:
Best Noob:
Best Alter:
Worst Alter:
Most Overrated Poster:
Most Underrated Poster:
Most Likely to Be Sniveling 15 year old:
Bitchiest Poster:
Most Pointless Poster:
Post Awards:
Best Post:
Funniest Post:
Most Heart Wrenching Post:
Worst Post:
Most off The wall Post:
Most Disappointing Post:
Cleary Written By and Illiterate Minor Post:
Best Series:
Worst Series:
Series that you would like to see picked back up:
Series that went on too long:
Off The Wall Awards:
Best Reviewer:
Best Review:
Most Likely to Get Raped in the coming year:
Biggest Fucking Sissy:
Most "I hate this social ass grabbery but please like me and let me play" User:
Biggest Douche:
Most Likely to have an Anal Yeast Infection:
The "Why does this user get so much attention, when he/ she is clearly a fucking tool" Award:
Most likely to have a 12 year old Philippine boy in his/ her basement Award:
User Reviews
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-20 15:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I counted it and I actually won "most likely be sniveling 15 year-old." If only I were still the age I was when I came to this site.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-22 12:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
User Awards:
Most Comedic Poster: Razor
Best Horror Poster: BigMike
Most Touching Poster: Brdn_Nkd
Most Musical Poster: Captain Thorns
Best Old-Timer That Came Back: Squattail
Best Noob: Does Orgasmatron count
Best Alter: Amorphous/Flarn Dorfar
Worst Alter: Too many to mention
Most Overrated Poster: Tigerlilly
Most Underrated Poster: Chroniclysm
Most Likely to Be Sniveling 15 year old: D-Prime
Bitchiest Poster: Sorry ETS
Most Pointless Poster: Shandythedog, but in a good way
Post Awards:
Best Post: Blitzkrieg Bob's annoying co-workers
Funniest Post: Anything by Orgasmatron
Most Heart Wrenching Post: Can't remember...someing by Brnd-Nkd I think
Worst Post: Flarn-Dorfar's sex touching children
Most off The wall Post: Amorphous' Morphe Morphe Ejaculate
Most Disappointing Post: Butthole (search, it was sometime in May)
Cleary Written By and Illiterate Minor Post:
Best Series: The Caes' After the Pandemic, and Remy L's timestream
Worst Series: They were all pretty good
Series that you would like to see picked back up: Exodus Chronicles
Series that went on too long: Exodus Chronicles
Off The Wall Awards:
Best Reviewer: Orgasmatron
Best Review: Rosencrantz's review on You're a Racist, Dr. Seuss
Most Likely to Get Raped in the coming year: Sphagnum
Biggest Fucking Sissy: D-Prime
Most "I hate this social ass grabbery but please like me and let me play" User: Tigerlilly
Biggest Douche:
Most Likely to have an Anal Yeast Infection: Squattail
The "Why does this user get so much attention, when he/ she is clearly a fucking tool" Award: Tigerlilly
Most likely to have a 12 year old Philippine boy in his/ her basement Award: Michael Jackson
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-01-18 15:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd nominate myself for Best Reviewer, but only for on UberMadness posts.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-01-17 22:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Likely to have an Anal Yeast Infection: Please God almighty let it be Bart
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2006-01-17 20:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I nominate BadassMoFo for all of the above.
Submitted by helbling (user info) at 2006-01-17 18:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jeannee - thanks v much for the nominations hun.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My posts may be pointless, but they're fun. Maybe not
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-01-17 15:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:26:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber Awards
User Awards:
Most Comedic Poster: The_Cyst_Master
Best Horror Poster: Urbane
Most Touching Poster: Pentameter, PFF, Fingerbang.
Most Musical Poster: Orgasmatron, because he's a faggot bitch.
Best Old-Timer That Came Back: Fuck You.
Best Noob: MistressFist
Best Alter: Michael Jackson
Worst Alter: GunSmokingHippyKiller http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1112464325774126178
Most Likely to Be Sniveling 15 year old: You.
Bitchiest Poster: Caulaincout
Most Pointless Poster: TigerLilly
Post Awards:
Best Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77429
Funniest Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80133
Most Heart Wrenching Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79353
Underdog Award: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63423
That's the fuck it.
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AGREED!
Submitted by Gumbo (user info) at 2006-01-17 10:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Clearly I am recipient for all of these
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-01-17 01:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:44:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:32:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys should date one another or just fuck.
in other news thanks for the hits you schmucks
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We can have a wedding.
I'll bring the cheese dip.
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Cheese dip is an American abomination.
They say "You are what you eat"...please say no to that outragous crap.
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poutine anyone?
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
possibly the gayest post I've ever read
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:25:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:10:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
It would've been fun though.
I wood 'ave get too prakteess my anglo skeelz a bit beefour i stahrt dis noo job in ingleesh.
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does that sounds as sexy as it reads?
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The french-canadian accent is pretty bad, my dear.
And mine is even worse because I come from up north.
You could have an urge to punch me in the face though.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:10:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
It would've been fun though.
I wood 'ave get too prakteess my anglo skeelz a bit beefour i stahrt dis noo job in ingleesh.
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does that sounds as sexy as it reads?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And,.................fuck you. Now on to better things.
By the way, that poem was beautiful.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 17:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge = winner.
Caulaincourt = loser.
You can dwell in it and shut the fuck up now.
Orgamastron, I keep forgetting but I want your take on my poetry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26182
My english was pretty bad back then though so be indulgent.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Oh, sigh.
I go eat a salad for lunch and suddenly we're getting married.
Here's my last hurrah.
I didn't say you were extremely intelligent. I said that some of your commentary is intelligent. Nevertheless, intelligence and arrogance, self absorption, aren't mutually exclusive. Wheres the problem?
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Your English isn't so broken. It's better than the a lot of Uberers who claim it as their first language.
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As I have written on this thread, I've commented on your sexuality far less than many others here, you just decided to run with it this time.
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No log on the McCallum commentary, but anyone can open almost any McCallum post and see the pattern.
I'm thoroughly bored with this now.
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O-man, bring a nice green salad instead, I'm trying to watch my figure.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's impolite to not finish your sentences Orgasmatruc. And I'd rather eat urethane like whip cream than even taste cheese dip.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh for the love...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:32:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys should date one another or just fuck.
in other news thanks for the hits you schmucks
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We can have a wedding.
I'll bring the cheese dip.
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Cheese dip is an American abomination.
They say "You are what you eat"...please say no to that outragous crap.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:32:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys should date one another or just fuck.
in other news thanks for the hits you schmucks
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We can have a wedding.
I'll bring the cheese dip.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:32:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys should date one another or just fuck.
in other news thanks for the hits you schmucks
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That guy says I'm an extremly intelligent individual, that he appreciates my comment but then again that I'm a shallow self-obsessed petulant bitch.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE!!!
Our relationship would be a very rocky but intense one.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 16:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:41:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:26:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's awesome how you assume that you have leverage on people on the fucking web. That you make them angry. It's actually why I'm having this argument. Your illusions of grandeur are great stuff. Are you an X-Man?
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What does this even mean? I don't care if you're angry or filled with girlish joy. What do you mean by my illusions of grandeur?
Me, I'm fairly calm right now. Odd that you assume that I'm angry...
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I didn't assume you were angry. I said you did that. Learn to read your own language. You keep saying..."stay calm...you thought about this the entire week-end...you seethe with rage...blah blah" You must think you have some kind of super power that angers people with your superb wit like "you're gay! buttsex! ha ha!".
Anyway, this is getting boring and I should do some work.
Thanks for the psychological profiles...you really kicked my ass here...you Internet scourge.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how my posts indicate that I'm shallow and self-obsessed. First time I hear that one. Your ability to decode the depths of an individual through broken english is quite impressive.
I have no idea if you're bitter or not, to be honest. Just sending the elevator back on assumptions. You seem obsessed with my sexual orientation, but that's pretty much it.
As for McCallum, do you keep a log of every comment I write? Jack wrote similar bullshit as well...who gives a shit? Only you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:26:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's awesome how you assume that you have leverage on people on the fucking web. That you make them angry. It's actually why I'm having this argument. Your illusions of grandeur are great stuff. Are you an X-Man?
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What does this even mean? I don't care if you're angry or filled with girlish joy. What do you mean by my illusions of grandeur?
Me, I'm fairly calm right now. Odd that you assume that I'm angry...
badass, it wouldn't work out, the language barrier you know. And, you're welcome.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:20:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty average at bench press so I'm obviously kidding and most of the time I mention a chick it's to point out some weird story or in some rare cases, remind people such as yourself of what they are...bitter rejects.
Your Internet powers are growing! You can tell how I am in life!! Whoa!
I'd probably ignore you, just like I do with 99% of the people I encounter. :-)
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That last would be fine with me, I prefer intelligent conversation.
Kidding or no, saying it fits the stereotype. Simple, eh?
The stories you post as being true to your life indicate to me that I wouldn't like you. Not internet powers, it's the ability to read. You seem like a shallow and self obsessed asshole, noything wrong with that I guess, I just wouldn't like you.
How exactly am I a bitter reject? Please elaborate on that because it has confused me a little. What of that which I have ever offered here on Uber has given you that idea? Is it just an insult? It's a fairly poor one if so. To successfully insult someone, you should take something that actually applies to them and give it a nice negative spin. Hits closer to home that way,it causes offense.
I'm successful in my work, I'm married, I have friends. No rejection there. In what way am I bitter? Because I don't pick up a new bar whore every other weekend, like you do? I think not. Try again chief, I know you can do better.
Oh yeah, nice way to save face on the whole McCallum - loki thing, ...its good sport, but I usually get my ass handed to me...
I thought you said McCallum deserved all the hate in the world? What happened to that?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys should date one another or just fuck.
in other news thanks for the hits you schmucks
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:08:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:53:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, and I really thought about you over the weekend. In fact, your comments are so fucking hurtful that I my emotional scructure crumble and I had to redefined my whole life. No shit!
Your Internet powers are endless.
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Take a deep breath and rewrite this calmly, so I can understand it.
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It's awesome how you assume that you have leverage on people on the fucking web. That you make them angry. It's actually why I'm having this argument. Your illusions of grandeur are great stuff. Are you an X-Man?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:08:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, maybe I'll buttonhole you. You're fairly two dimensional really. You remind me of a stereotypical American frat boy. "I banged this hot chick" "I can bench press so fucking much" """
I'm pretty average at bench press so I'm obviously kidding and most of the time I mention a chick it's to point out some weird story or in some rare cases, remind people such as yourself of what they are...bitter rejects.
I'm not positive, but I think maybe you're a lot more like the character you put on this site than a lot of other Uber users are."""
Your Internet powers are growing! You can tell how I am in life!! Whoa!
If so, I would certainly hate you if we were ever to meet."""
I'd probably ignore you, just like I do with 99% of the people I encounter. :-)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:53:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, and I really thought about you over the weekend. In fact, your comments are so fucking hurtful that I my emotional scructure crumble and I had to redefined my whole life. No shit!
Your Internet powers are endless.
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Take a deep breath and rewrite this calmly, so I can understand it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 15:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cry your name every day? What the hell are you on about? The initial response from you was that I call you gay. I have, maybe three or four times, but I'm certainly not in the lead on that, you just decided to run with the ball on this one.
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Whatever the reason behind your return to this thread, the fact remains, you came back. I'm apologizing to myself for even clicking on the link again, but I guess I'll stay in for the long haul.
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What do you mean by goth? Offer your definition of the word.
The answer will still be no, either way. I'm not a persona or a certain subset of human. I'm just a person. I don't identify myself through a choice of clothing or music. I don't buttonhole other people or myself.
Well, maybe I'll buttonhole you. You're fairly two dimensional really. You remind me of a stereotypical American frat boy. "I banged this hot chick" "I can bench press so fucking much"
I'm not positive, but I think maybe you're a lot more like the character you put on this site than a lot of other Uber users are. If so, I would certainly hate you if we were ever to meet.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, and I really thought about you over the weekend. In fact, your comments are so fucking hurtful that I my emotional scructure crumble and I had to redefined my whole life. No shit!
Your Internet powers are endless.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no obsession here. You don't hear me cry your name every fucking day like you do. I was gone for three weeks and you were still mentionning my name. Uber is pretty fucking boring today so I decided to come back to this argument...just because.
I argue with Jack or Loki because their responses can be funny and most of the time I get my ass kicked. It's all in good sports. You on the other hand keep calling me out because you once "belittled me in front of my followers" (haha, WTF?! followers?!) and my lack of response shows how much I am fearsome of your dominating Internet wit.
You know, one day, it'd be really great to meet keyboard warriors such as yourself in person and see the bitter rejected teenager behind the screen.
You didn't answer my question. Are you gothic or not?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:59:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that right? http://www.ubersite.com/m/81295#1756228
You're such a UberPwner, wow.
And now...
"If I cared to belong to the group of people who you have deemed worthy of your attention, I'd go home and end my life right now."
Ok, but you certainly cry for said attention:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=caul&user_id=22588&duper=on&super=on
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=caulaincourt&user_id=22588&duper=on&super=on
Maybe you ought to get to it and slit your wrists. Besides, you are a goth, aren't you?
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<sigh>
How tiresome.
Did you just seethe about this over the weekend? Came back here this morning and had to have your say? Your adrenalin started pumping and you got a little chill up the back of your neck, knuckles got all tight and white? You have to show me what a bitch I am, and you can't help yourself, can you, you're going to show this little bastard who rules the fucking internet?
This is a website, see, and it has some running jokes that a lot of people use, over and over and over ad nauseam. For example:
Caul is a homosexual. Or, Method is everybody on Ubersite. Or, who the fuck cares???
A number of those search results simply mirror what the very first review, on one of Fartsmellers posts, that I ever mentioned you in, says. Sometimes you make me laugh my ass off, sometimes you make me angry.
Some of those results I saw that you had said something that I happened to agree with, and so I echoed your sentiments. This is a common practice on this forum.
As a matter of fact, I appreciate reading the reviews that you leave on this site.
Sometimes you seem like an extremely intelligent individual.
Sometimes you seem like a petulant little bitch. As is the case right now.
Maybe I'll run a little search on Caulaincourt and Jack McCallum, or Caul and loki, see what pops up...
So much of what you proclaim to hate can be found inside of you.
Are these links you provided proof of an obsession? Probably not to the same extent that you coming back to this argument three days later is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 14:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-14 18:32:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caulaincourt vous devriez juste venir au Poconos et apporter votre fille avec vous. Ou lui avez-vous dit au sujet de vous d'hantise étrange d'Internet ?
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I don't know what you meant exactly, but no, I'd never tell that girl about this place. With that in mind, I do not think I will go. This new girl is just too cute and too nice so you'll understand why I'd rather put my attention on her. Plus, I might have to start a business of my own for a new job in the upcoming weeks so I'm pretty busy.
It would've been fun though.
I wood 'ave get too prakteess my anglo skeelz a bit beefour i stahrt dis noo job in ingleesh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-16 13:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:26:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:18:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember that argument. I simply left for my vacation and you masturbated in glory assuming someone's silence on the Internet is the equivalent of conquering Tripoli.
You are quite a keyboard badass. Phew.
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I'm not trying to be a keyboard badass, I never said I "won" or "lost" the argument. Simply that it happened, dipshit
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Is that right? http://www.ubersite.com/m/81295#1756228
You're such a UberPwner, wow.
And now...
"If I cared to belong to the group of people who you have deemed worthy of your attention, I'd go home and end my life right now."
Ok, but you certainly cry for said attention:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=caul&user_id=22588&duper=on&super=on
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=caulaincourt&user_id=22588&duper=on&super=on
Maybe you ought to get to it and slit your wrists. Besides, you are a goth, aren't you?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:47:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitchiest Poster: Merlina
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me...? flower girl me?
oh I SEE, sarcasm..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-01-16 12:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-13 21:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Same here, Forensic!
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:48:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
What I can't believe is that after a solid year here on Uber with interesting, conversational, and more than a few sick and twisted posts, I still fly under most people's radar.
Aaargh! I must be doing something wrong.
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I dedicated a post to you miss murderess
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-01-16 07:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most Comedic Poster: Rads_wife - for marrying him.
Best Horror Poster: this is about camwhores, right? - Arnie Geddon, that made me puke a little in my mouth.
Most Touching Poster: shitfuck.
Most Musical Poster: that one with Julie Andrews and those spoilt aryan kiddies.
Best Old-Timer That Came Back: I don't like old people.
Best Noob: I thought the noobs of uber were all good, except for those soapy ones..
Best Alter: baking_lady
Worst Alter: thorpe
Most Overrated Poster: *drums fingers..* - okay, Rad.
Most Underrated Poster: Daniel
Most Likely to Be Sniveling 15 year old: big mike
Bitchiest Poster: Merlina
Most Pointless Poster: I saw a poster once promoting Moby as a headline act at the Big Day Out. I didn't get it, so I tore it down.
Post Awards:
Best Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/62304
Funniest Post: that abortion post by williamson was hilarious, but not for the fetus.. or the parents, grandparents, doctor, nurse... conscience..
Most Heart Wrenching Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/72439 - fuck you Stevie. *sniffs*
Worst Post: anything by williamson.
Most off The wall Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75385 - aaaaaaaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA..... sigh..
Most Disappointing Post: anything by williamson.
Cleary Written By and Illiterate Minor Post: see above.
Best Series: *blushes...* 'terry'of course. oh stop it, you guys.. no, come on, stop it..
Worst Series: anything by snark.
Series that you would like to see picked back up: anything not by snark, williamson, or that stupid beekeeper rad... especially rad - what a fuckstick. That Crystle camwhore series was kinda cool I guess.... wonder why she dropped it... and that one by Tiger Lilly, 'bout how The Browns were going to win the Superbowl - top drawer.
Series that went on too long: that stupid camwhore series by Crystle.
Off The Wall Awards:
Best Reviewer: that guy from The Movie Show, he cracks me up.
Best Review: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70728#1453477
Most Likely to Get Raped in the coming year: poor ol' Terry.
Biggest Fucking Sissy: this is a little confusing... is a fucking sissy like a big emo girl's blouse who gets laid a lot? 'Cause if that's the case I'd have to go with... with.... does ghey count? 'Cause if ghey counts it could be nearly anyone. Fucking is fucking right? I mean, fucking is as fucking does... shit.... daniel? He's kinda emo... or stevie or snark - they're VERY sensitive.. maybe method, or spam - he's got hair that moves... fuck it, I'll say iddqd, because he cheats at games, and only sissy's and little kids cheat at games, but I think he gets laid, so he'd qualify... my head hurts....
Most "I hate this social ass grabbery but please like me and let me play" User: me.
Biggest Douche: dur - williamson.
Most Likely to have an Anal Yeast Infection: does saxon's dog have a yeast infection?
The "Why does this user get so much attention, when he/ she is clearly a fucking tool" Award: easy - transformer.
Most likely to have a 12 year old Philippine boy in his/ her basement Award: mine escaped, so I'll sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... um....... joedaddy. I've seen Ransom. joedaddy's been to the 'Nam, and the Philipines is only a hop, skip and a domino away. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and all cops turn bad. I once saw Harvey Keitel turn bad, and he was a cop. When you're down to your last donut and piece of pizza pie, you'll do anything - and joe got desperate, he had too. Don't look down on him and cast him asunder, the man's a hero, especially to that little boy. You rock joe, but sodomy is wrong, just ask terry.
btw, this has been done before, badass, http://www.ubersite.com/m/67383, sure, it was a while back, but I've got a time machine, just ask pantsarestupid, and hidden.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-16 00:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a faggot bitch? Aces!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-01-15 23:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i win for best noob.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey man, another one worth mentioning.
most underrated: hirilnara
give giving some recognition!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
most underrated: the yellow dart
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber Awards
User Awards:
Most Comedic Poster: The_Cyst_Master
Best Horror Poster: Urbane
Most Touching Poster: Pentameter, PFF, Fingerbang.
Most Musical Poster: Orgasmatron, because he's a faggot bitch.
Best Old-Timer That Came Back: Fuck You.
Best Noob: MistressFist
Best Alter: Michael Jackson
Worst Alter: GunSmokingHippyKiller http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1112464325774126178
Most Likely to Be Sniveling 15 year old: You.
Bitchiest Poster: Caulaincout
Most Pointless Poster: TigerLilly
Post Awards:
Best Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77429
Funniest Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80133
Most Heart Wrenching Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79353
Underdog Award: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63423
That's the fuck it.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I fucked up and missed like half of the awards.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-01-15 21:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber Awards
User Awards:
Most Comedic Poster: The_Cyst_Master
Best Horror Poster: Urbane
Most Touching Poster: Pentameter
Most Musical Poster: Orgasmatron, because he's a faggot bitch.
Best Old-Timer That Came Back: Fuck You.
Best Noob: MistressFist
Best Alter:
Worst Alter:
Most Overrated Poster:
Most Underrated Poster:
Most Likely to Be Sniveling 15 year old:
Bitchiest Poster:
Most Pointless Poster:
Post Awards:
Best Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77429
Funniest Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80133
Most Heart Wrenching Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79353
Boyah.
Off The Wall Awards:
Best Reviewer:
Most Likely to Get Raped in the coming year: Everyone alive on planet earth.
Biggest Fucking Sissy: ETS and she loves it!
"I hate this social ass grabbery but please like me and let me play" User: Schongerella.
Biggest Douche: Electro the Wonder Programmer
Most likely to have a 12 year old Philippine boy in his/ her basement Award: Um. Not me.
That was fun. Thanks. Die.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-01-15 00:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what about the "most viewed snatch" award?, (i mean, besides urbane...)
or the "biggest jew nose" award? (besides me.....)
i can see a "big melons" award, and maybe a "needle dick" award. how about a "most body parts posted" award? gotta give something to the person who has camwhored the highest % of their total body area. (that may be urbane again)...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn it I am not a sad man *opens bon bons
I do have a life *restarts LOTR 1,2,3 from the beginning again
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2006-01-14 21:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-12 07:54:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be tallying over the weekend and posting winners on monday.
I'll be expecting quality speeches from all the winners.
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Out of everything on the reviews that I checked out, the above is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Please, you badassmofo, get out your room and be somebody. It's the weekend, go outside. PLEASE DO NOT TALLY ANYTHING! You're scaring me.
-Will Zone (signing off at 9PM on a saturday night and he's already in his "jammies." Good Night you lovable husky bastard.)
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-01-14 18:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As for the most useless post, I nominate this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80214
Best Series? Animations In The Field Of Vulgarity: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79945 http://www.ubersite.com/m/79777
Most disappointing post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80574
Worst post: (link nsfw) http://www.ubersite.com/m/76167
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-01-14 17:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This seems as good a place as any to ask.
Who runs http://solastyear.com/owned.htm this site, it must be someone on uber, cos its been on the board a couple of times, and at least three of the pics that weren't there when I last looked, but have since been posted on uber, are now there.
Jebus I am hard to understand aren't I.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-14 12:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please: As a reminder...
Just because I'm not funny, clever, or original anymore, and haven't come up with a new insult since December of 2004, this should in no way prevent me from defending my "Best Reviewer" crown.
Thanks in advance of your vote.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-01-14 11:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, you really have perfected the art of hitwhoreidness.
Bravo
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-13 23:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:32:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:07:29 (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't make Circe's list.
Goddammit.
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bigmike, you really are a dope, aren't you.
circe is not what you think.
doesn't the screenname give you some kind of clue re. her character????
It's a burden, isn't it shandy? It must be.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 23:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Phate, as a homage to you I've been walking around saying that to folks ever since I read it.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-01-13 22:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-12 10:36:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow a whole day before someone caught that.
meanwhile, did you see what I listed as the best review?
by Phate "Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes"
that is fucking gold.
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*sheds emo tears*
Happiest day of my life.
Wait...
What?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-13 21:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Same here, Forensic!
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:48:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
What I can't believe is that after a solid year here on Uber with interesting, conversational, and more than a few sick and twisted posts, I still fly under most people's radar.
Aaargh! I must be doing something wrong.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-01-13 21:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well - I thought I could actually help you get on the list that way.. I'll retract it if you want me to.
Instead, I'll go with IDDQ
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-12 23:30:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Most "I hate this social ass grabbery but please like me and let me play" User: Caulaincourt """
CUNT<!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All of you show me your tits.
In some cases, I'd have to also add "again".
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm relieved that coyote has been nomitated as under-rated by several wise judges.
his pitiful average rating of 1.84 is a fucking outrage and really is UBERSITE'S SHAME.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-01-13 07:07:29 (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't make Circe's list.
Goddammit.
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bigmike, you really are a dope, aren't you.
circe is not what you think.
doesn't the screenname give you some kind of clue re. her character????
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:27:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd creep people out if I suddenly started Uber-cockteasing. I realize that there is something about me that ever-so-slightly unsettles people. I'm proud of that. So you see, if I started in with the cock teasing, the Uber menz would cross their legs in a defensive gesture.
______________________
I would rather you did not, you are already intriguing.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have some catching up to do!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:26:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I loves you Jeannnneeeee.
Want a cupcake, with "Grape Rape" icing?
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Love you too, girl. A cupcake would be delightful, thank you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd creep people out if I suddenly started Uber-cockteasing. I realize that there is something about me that ever-so-slightly unsettles people. I'm proud of that. So you see, if I started in with the cock teasing, the Uber menz would cross their legs in a defensive gesture.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:23:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
MF, I didn't call you anything. I just said you put cockteasing reviews on every post, which is true. I happen to enjoy your cockteasing reviews - keep em coming.
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I loves you Jeannnneeeee.
Want a cupcake, with "Grape Rape" icing?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MF, I didn't call you anything. I just said you put cockteasing reviews on every post, which is true. I happen to enjoy your cockteasing reviews - keep em coming.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:14:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:48:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
What I can't believe is that after a solid year here on Uber with interesting, conversational, and more than a few sick and twisted posts, I still fly under most people's radar.
Aaargh! I must be doing something wrong.
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Take a cue from MistressFist and start putting cockteasing reviews on every post. You'll be a household name in no time flat.
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I think Jeannneeee just called me a slut.
Let's ro-cham-bo, bitch.
FG3: you are teh rox00r. keep at your posts, i enjoy them. would you like a cupcake?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:48:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
You first.
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Don't misunderstand me, I'm not suggesting that you do this. Not that people wouldn't want to see them, just that I wasn't really endorsing the idea.
Rather, by saying "I'm off of everyone's radar, what am I doing wrong" you're inevitably going to get some schmuck saying "OMG! show us yoor teets!"
I just figured I'd be that schmuck.
Sometimes it's good to play to the obvious.
And perhaps I'll show 'em.
Someday.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:48:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
What I can't believe is that after a solid year here on Uber with interesting, conversational, and more than a few sick and twisted posts, I still fly under most people's radar.
Aaargh! I must be doing something wrong.
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Take a cue from MistressFist and start putting cockteasing reviews on every post. You'll be a household name in no time flat.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:00:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:48:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
What I can't believe is that after a solid year here on Uber with interesting, conversational, and more than a few sick and twisted posts, I still fly under most people's radar.
Aaargh! I must be doing something wrong.
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It'll get said at some point now, so it may as well be said by me:
If you want renown and hits
Post a picture of your tits.
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You first.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 17:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:48:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
What I can't believe is that after a solid year here on Uber with interesting, conversational, and more than a few sick and twisted posts, I still fly under most people's radar.
Aaargh! I must be doing something wrong.
---
It'll get said at some point now, so it may as well be said by me:
If you want renown and hits
Post a picture of your tits.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-01-13 16:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What I can't believe is that after a solid year here on Uber with interesting, conversational, and more than a few sick and twisted posts, I still fly under most people's radar.
Aaargh! I must be doing something wrong.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:14:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:30:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
User Awards:
Best Alter: Daniel Jaines
--
Wasn't that the racist bastard who didn't realize he was dating a black chick? Whatever happened to him?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=10875
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I have no idea but he was fucking hilarious.
The strategic miss-spellings were awesome.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In fact, some of the comments in the Jaines posts are funnier than the posts themselves. People were flipping out over that dickhead.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:30:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
User Awards:
Best Alter: Daniel Jaines
--
Wasn't that the racist bastard who didn't realize he was dating a black chick? Whatever happened to him?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=10875
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:37:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:26:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I DO NOT THINK CAULAINCOURT IS GAY.
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How can someone be canadian and not be gay? Canadians are all lumberjacks, living in solitude in the wilderness with only a bull moose on which to exercise their carnal lust.
How do I know this? I spent an hour in Toronto airport once.
Never again.
______
That's ok. All brits squabble at each other about the weather in their burberry raincoats while spitting as they talk through their thick accents and 'orrible teeth.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:54:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG Y'ALL ARE SO GAAAYYYYYYY
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Re: Filthy Assistant
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 14:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:54:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG Y'ALL ARE SO GAAAYYYYYYY
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Thanks.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:56:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
My feelings hurt so bad that I am now leaving work and attending "happy Hour" someplace.
Hike.
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Ahhhhh c'mon
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My feelings hurt so bad that I am now leaving work and attending "happy Hour" someplace.
Hike.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:53:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
FOUR votes now???
Seek help, Elephant Man.
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You are my therapy Shlongy.
This is the most fun I've had in a long time.
Shouldn't you be off representing the Lollipop Guild or something?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG Y'ALL ARE SO GAAAYYYYYYY
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FOUR votes now???
Seek help, Elephant Man.
(PS. Thanks for the votes..I'm trying to win multiple catagories for the first time in recent Uber memory.)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This argument is ceratinly more interesting than mine.
Jeanneeee, you better come tell them that they're gay. They didn't get the memo.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:49:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a new haircut, Snarkie.
That, and a face lift.
That's a start.
You could also probably use a box of Kleenex.
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Huh?
What?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shit, add him to the 'snivelling 15 year old' category too.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahhaa.....at 'you're as punk as Green Day'
that's a good one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a new haircut, Snarkie.
That, and a face lift.
That's a start.
You could also probably use a box of Kleenex.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:43:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
You must not sample enough of Uber if you think I'm the worst, asseater.
I'm UP THERE, but I'm not the worst.
Personally, your posts bore the shit out of me. And I'm brilliant.
But you don't see me voting Snark for "shittiest poster", although you now will get a vote from me for some fucking thing.
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Ahhh look, I hurt Shlongy's feelings.
You try to so hard to be a punk Shlongster, but you're about as punk as Green Day.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING VOTES???
Obsess much? That -2 must be eating at your intestines.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You must not sample enough of Uber if you think I'm the worst, asseater.
I'm UP THERE, but I'm not the worst.
Personally, your posts bore the shit out of me. And I'm brilliant.
But you don't see me voting Snark for "shittiest poster", although you now will get a vote from me for some fucking thing.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:37:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:26:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I DO NOT THINK CAULAINCOURT IS GAY.
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How can someone be canadian and not be gay? Canadians are all lumberjacks, living in solitude in the wilderness with only a bull moose on which to exercise their carnal lust.
How do I know this? I spent an hour in Toronto airport once.
Never again.
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Unfortunately true.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:35:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark's just mad because I -2ed his pathetic ass a couple of times.
If you took away the 42 regular Shlongy-hater auto -2ers that hit all of my posts, I'd be at +1.16, still too low ( my posts are too "high brow for the average Uber member) but I can't teach people to have a sense of humor.
Thanks for the votes, Hawking.
======================
Hah, you really have no clue. I'm just calling it as I see it.
I'm basing this on your posts shithead.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:26:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I DO NOT THINK CAULAINCOURT IS GAY.
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How can someone be canadian and not be gay? Canadians are all lumberjacks, living in solitude in the wilderness with only a bull moose on which to exercise their carnal lust.
How do I know this? I spent an hour in Toronto airport once.
Never again.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey you know what IS super gay? Arguing on the Internet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark's just mad because I -2ed his pathetic ass a couple of times.
If you took away the 42 regular Shlongy-hater auto -2ers that hit all of my posts, I'd be at +1.16, still too low ( my posts are too "high brow for the average Uber member) but I can't teach people to have a sense of humor.
Thanks for the votes, Hawking.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
User Awards:
Most Comedic Poster: Circe
Best Horror Poster: PFF
Most Touching Poster: Bickerstaff
Most Musical Poster: ETS
Best Old-Timer That Came Back:
Best Noob: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=24296
Best Alter: Daniel Jaines
Worst Alter:
Most Overrated Poster: Shlongy (The freezing point is much too high)
Most Underrated Poster: Coyote
Most Likely to Be Sniveling 15 year old:
Bitchiest Poster:
Most Pointless Poster: Shlongy
Post Awards:
Best Post:http://www.ubersite.com/m/69209 - Bickerstaff of course
Funniest Post: Shit so many... This one comes to mind first: GLALL'S Drunken Scavenger Hunt
Most Heart Wrenching Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70558 - Circe
Worst Post: Close your eyes, spin around 10 times, and point at the screen
Most off The wall Post: Anything by GLALL
Most Disappointing Post:
Cleary Written By and Illiterate Minor Post:
Best Series: Bickerstaff's 'Getting my Ass Kicked..." series by far, no contest.
Worst Series:
Series that you would like to see picked back up: Dawn at Cambria http://www.ubersite.com/m/69763
Series that went on too long: After the Pandemic - Loved it, but way too long.
Off The Wall Awards:
Best Reviewer: Lady Plural or Circe (when she used to read my stuff)
Best Review:
Most Likely to Get Raped in the coming year: ThatisMyStapler (In Prison)
Biggest Fucking Sissy:
Most "I hate this social ass grabbery but please like me and let me play" User: Shlongy or Kai
Biggest Douche: Anyone remember Dr. Shabaz?
Most Likely to have an Anal Yeast Infection:
The "Why does this user get so much attention, when he/ she is clearly a fucking tool" Award:
Most likely to have a 12 year old Philippine boy in his/ her basement Award: Anyone in the MVA
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:18:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember that argument. I simply left for my vacation and you masturbated in glory assuming someone's silence on the Internet is the equivalent of conquering Tripoli.
You are quite a keyboard badass. Phew.
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I'm not trying to be a keyboard badass, I never said I "won" or "lost" the argument. Simply that it happened, dipshit. Calling you easy wasn't to imply that I won, just that it's easy to draw you into an argument.
Your other review, right before this one is the proof of that. Call Caul gay, he lashes out. So what you sucked some guy off? Iss that why folks call you gay? Fuck I don't even buy into that. I don't think you're gay for that. Honestly, a lot of people experiment, I could care less.
I DO NOT THINK CAULAINCOURT IS GAY.
I do think it's one of the easiest ways to draw you out. Hell, it worked here chief.
As for consistency, well I've probably agreed with you on as many posts and reviews here as I have disagreed. So.....I'm not sure where you draw your conception of me from, but it doesn't quite jibe with reality.
You played along again. I guess I was right. Wish I had actually wagered some cash on it.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, did you just call me a keyboard...I will not stand for that!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:18:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know badass.
I just wanted to see if he'd respond. He's either furiously typing a review about what a stereotypical American I am or he's trying his hardest to keep from doing so. Either way...he's fucking easy, a rather transparent individual really. It's almost sad.
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Yeah, you're really important. I was waiting for a phonecall and I'm leaving for the week-end in five minutes.
Please resume bathing in your Internet self-satisfaction.
I suppose we'll talk the next time you cry for attention, you miserable reject.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are any of you dipshits doing ANY work today?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:43:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
People will tire of my shitty rhymes soon enough.
Then they'll turn on me, and cast me into exile.
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NEVAR!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know badass.
I just wanted to see if he'd respond. He's either furiously typing a review about what a stereotypical American I am or he's trying his hardest to keep from doing so. Either way...he's fucking easy, a rather transparent individual really. It's almost sad.
Here have some more heat.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:12:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:09:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
OH SNAP!!!
Caul are you gonna take that?
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He may, to prove his point about not playing along. Or maybe he'll prove himself a liar, thats what my money is on, he can't often let go of these little things.
I've argued here with Caul before, he's easy....
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I remember that argument. I simply left for my vacation and you masturbated in glory assuming someone's silence on the Internet is the equivalent of conquering Tripoli.
You are quite a keyboard badass. Phew.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT SCOURGE DID YOU HEAR WHAT CAUL SAID ABOUT YOU!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta say, pretty good for someone who's only capable of making gay jokes.
"Caul is GAY ROFL!!!11"
Which is kind of inane considering that I'm currently with a girl. A pretty fucking hot one on top of that. In fact, I think your constant little stalking (for someone who thinks I'm worthless, you sure spend a lot of time on my case) stems from deep-rooted jealousy.
"Hey Caul, look at me, I'm calling you gay! Over here! You're gay! Hey man, buttsex haha!"
Nice reply, but not exactly consistant with your behavior.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm really just lookin for the heat I could care less about your internet cock jousts
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:09:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
OH SNAP!!!
Caul are you gonna take that?
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He may, to prove his point about not playing along. Or maybe he'll prove himself a liar, thats what my money is on, he can't often let go of these little things.
I've argued here with Caul before, he's easy....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I dare say the only thunder I like to steal is "chocolate thunder."
But that's mainly because I like to date rape black chicks.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH SNAP!!!
Caul are you gonna take that?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 13:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:52:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge, you do realize that I don't play along with you because I find you boring and bland, right?
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You on the other hand are a fascinating individual. Really.
If you'd like to take this seriously, and we work off of the comment that you left about Orgasmatron taking your thunder, I'd say it's because he's a talented and witty individual. When he puts something up here, it's worth looking at. You, well you said it yourself, what you do here is tired and boring. The manner in which you choose to respond to posts and reviews here is 100% predictable. Your buttons are easier to push than anyone else on this site.
It's funny that there is a little category up there about wanting to belong and bitching about the cliques. You are undoubtedly the first person who sprang to my mind when I read that one.
If I cared to belong to the group of people who you have deemed worthy of your attention, I'd go home and end my life right now.
By responding didn't you play along? Hmmm? I guess you did little fellow.
Now run along and fuck another one of your realtives little boy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge, you do realize that I don't play along with you because I find you boring and bland, right?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
People will tire of my shitty rhymes soon enough.
Then they'll turn on me, and cast me into exile.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:33:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to win Best Reviewer often. Orgamastron stole my thunder. Though I'd be more inclined to believe that my inflammatory style just got redundant. *cries*
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Awwwww...poor little thing.
Here:
Best Blatantly Homosexual French Canadian Reviewer: Caulaincourt
Feel better? Need some butt love to ease the pain?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 12:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to win Best Reviewer often. Orgamastron stole my thunder. Though I'd be more inclined to believe that my inflammatory style just got redundant. *cries*
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
User Awards:
Most Comedic Poster: CBG / SAXON
Best Horror Poster: TheCAES / McCALLUM
Most Touching Poster: BICKERSTAFF
Most Musical Poster: ETS / JACK11058 / CPT THORNS
Best Old-Timer That Came Back: PMJ
Best Noob: SCOURGE OF THE SEAS
Best Alter: MICHAEL JACKSON / GRAMMA PUDDIN'
Worst Alter: CABARET GIRL / BART
Most Overrated Poster: WILLZONE
Most Underrated Poster: AXOLOTL / TEEPHAH
Most Likely to Be Sniveling 15 year old: ELECTRO
Bitchiest Poster: LOREN
Most Pointless Poster: 50% of the population.
Post Awards:
Funniest Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/29438 (Exploiting Peer to Peer Networks - I still guffaw.)
Most Heart Wrenching Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69209 (Bickerstaff in Africa)
Worst Post: Anything by FLARNDORFAR
Cleary Written By and Illiterate Minor Post: See above
Best Series: ATP SMITH
Off The Wall Awards:
Best Reviewer: ORGASMO
Biggest Fucking Sissy: SPACEK
The "Why does this user get so much attention, when he/ she is clearly a fucking tool" Award: FAT TONY
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
caes - they'll look like kids wearing their parents clothes, with the sleeves and pantlegs of their ninja suits draping down past their hands and feet.
It'll be so cute. We'll throw M&Ms at them to keep their strength up.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thecaes, I remember and enjoyed both of them and I too thought it funny both of your monsters were named stanley.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul and I were not talking about sexy, we were talking about...um...hockey...yeah hockey
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Orgasmo -- maybe we can throw LadyPlural and Ghola into a pit and make them fight each other, ninja-deathmatch style!!
The beauty of it is? They're so little, we'll only need to dig a four-foot hole. And kitchen knives will look like swords in their tiny hands.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:09:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
that monster series was awsome, I didn't think the monster taught him how to hurt people, I thought the monster took over to do the hurting. maybe not remembering correctly.
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Aaaaand, I think YOU'RE talking about the series that I wrote. Both Sharps and I named our lead characters "Stanley" and had monsters in them. Which was quite a coincidence, because we posted at roughly the same time.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:59:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-11 18:54:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still growing. I am.
I will ninja you all!
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Little people make excellent ninjas. Be afraid.
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Hahaha.
He's right, you know.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:59:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
ceas - there was a part about standing at the bus stop getting ready to go to school and about how the monster taught him how to hurt people. I wish that would come back around. I always felt like I had a monster like that so it really spoke to me.
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Yeah, that one. It's by Sharps: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59416
I liked that series, too. Sadly, like a lot of series, I think it was left unfinished.
By the way, I understand JUST enough written French so that I could tell you and Caul were talking about horribly sexy things to each other. That has been an amusing diversion.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How can Shlongy be an "over-rated" poster when my rating is barely above the freezing mark, you fucking imbecile?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most Comedic Poster: Nath
Best Horror Poster: Kaos-king
Most Touching Poster: That one with the kitty hanging precariously from a branch, gets me every time I see it.
Most Musical Poster: Orgasmatron is a lyrical fool
Best Old-Timer That Came Back: don't pay close enough attention
Best Noob: I enjoy reading some of ghola's stuff
Most Overrated Poster: schlongy
Most Underrated Poster: kaos-king or kre8rix
Off The Wall Awards:
Best Reviewer: orgasmatron
that monster series was awsome, I didn't think the monster taught him how to hurt people, I thought the monster took over to do the hurting. maybe not remembering correctly.
There have been so many great series on here I definitely think a collection in book form would be cool.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at least you've taste the french language. You must feel superior. I do, all the time.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tres!
is there a delete button here, I feel as though I've left some incriminating evidence
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 11:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all right badass, that was fairly disgusting though.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ceas - there was a part about standing at the bus stop getting ready to go to school and about how the monster taught him how to hurt people. I wish that would come back around. I always felt like I had a monster like that so it really spoke to me.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-01-11 18:54:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still growing. I am.
I will ninja you all!
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Little people make excellent ninjas. Be afraid.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Series that you would like to see picked back up: Something about a little kid and his monster I forget who wrote it but I loved it or the Meet Jack series"
That was either me, or pen_name (i think) who did a series of posts called "Stanly and the Troll," but he never finished it. It was getting really good, too.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, nous devrions arrêter ceci avant que quelqu'un pense que nous sommes gais ou la méthode devient folle à vous pour me prêter tellement l'attention.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:45:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Est-vous typiquement le pichet ou l'attrapeur ? Chuchote-t-il des nothings grecs doux dans votre oreille ?
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Je dirais que je suis compétent à toutes les endroits sur le champs. En effet, ce salaud chuchote des saloperies à mes oreilles de petite vierge chaude.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Est-vous typiquement le pichet ou l'attrapeur ? Chuchote-t-il des nothings grecs doux dans votre oreille ?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:34:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
There sure is...I know I'm not any closer than like ninth in the stalk line.
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I can't believe that anyone would take me seriously, let alone you, Shlongy.
Annnnnndddddd...that's enough for now. I need to get this project done before I leave today.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a fanatastic idea! However, answering the questions would take way too much time, because like a knob, I get way too deep into this sort of thing. For now, I'll be content to read the replies. Off I go.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:32:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Enveloppe-t-il son pénis dans un crepe avant que vous le mangiez ?
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C'est une option, oui. Mais déjà que ses fluides sont calorifiques, l'ajout de féculent pourrait nuire à ma fine silouhette qu'il aime tant.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There sure is...I know I'm not any closer than like ninth in the stalk line.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:33:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stalk away...just be aware, there is a long line ahead of you. """
How boastful, you turned me off!
Besides, I already found the perfect girl! :-)
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(HAHA! It worked!)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stalk away...just be aware, there is a long line ahead of you. """
How boastful, you turned me off!
Besides, I already found the perfect girl! :-)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Enveloppe-t-il son pénis dans un crepe avant que vous le mangiez ?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:28:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pent - no, it's not. Let's just say that Americans and anglo-canucks get married a lot more and a lot younger than us.
I'd discuss this in lenght but I don't have the time right now.
Thanks for the email though, I'll stalk you :-)
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I'm 26 years old...which I think is an appropriate age. I'm actually one of the last of my friends who is not married yet.
Stalk away...just be aware, there is a long line ahead of you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pent - no, it's not. Let's just say that Americans and anglo-canucks get married a lot more and a lot younger than us.
I'd discuss this in lenght but I don't have the time right now.
Thanks for the email though, I'll stalk you :-)
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mike, there was no category for "Person I'd most like to get drunk with and have an awkward moment that almost-but-not-quite breaks my marriage vows"
And there wasn't one for "Person I most want to be like when I grow up except female"
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-01-13 10:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2